How big is your internet penis?

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 1:32am #1

Mine's massive.
So big, you'd have to turn word wrap off to get it's scale.
I don't want to be one of those screen widening types, so I won't post it.

Dudess · 08-05-2010 1:36am

John Holmes territory here...

Einhard · 08-05-2010 1:38am

When I'm on the internet it turns into a vagina.

entropi · 08-05-2010 1:39am

Its so big that John Titor came back through time to stop me telling you about it...he failed!

tony1kenobi · 08-05-2010 1:40am

Mine is 0011000 0001100000 00110101000 0001000100011000

Impressed?

FearDark · 08-05-2010 1:41am

Seven inches.

(longer than yours that is)

OutlawPete · 08-05-2010 1:41am

So big that people on ChatRoulette say to me:

"Is that a didgeridoo? Ah play a tune for us .."

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-05-2010 1:42am

2 foot long. If I fold it in half

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 1:46am

It is illegal for me to masturbate in 3d in case everyone gets pregnant.

Dennis the Stone · 08-05-2010 1:49am

Tiny.

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 1:51am

For those who missed it earlier, me & my huge cock...

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

Einhard · 08-05-2010 1:54am

starbelgrade wrote: »

For those who missed it earlier, me & my huge cock...

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

Hahahahahaha that man is tiny!

Degag · 08-05-2010 1:54am

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

strobe · 08-05-2010 1:55am

What??? Is this a 4chan thing? I don't get it.

Be normal (or at least not completely fukked up)???

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 1:55am

Degag wrote: »

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

Ouch. I bet that hurts.

Einhard · 08-05-2010 1:55am

Degag wrote: »

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

Where exactly would you like to take it?

Degag · 08-05-2010 2:03am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ouch. I bet that hurts.

Thats average apparently. So, no, it doesn't hurt.

minidazzler · 08-05-2010 2:03am

12 inches...just 2 inches bigger than IRL.

spudmonkey17 · 08-05-2010 2:04am

Big enough to make you insecure enough to ask a question like that and exaggerate the size of your own :cool:

theboxer · 08-05-2010 2:06am

Mine is so big it runs from the A key all the way to the Z key.

Actually, wait.....

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 2:06am

With all the testosterone in here, do you know what this thread needs...

A hot woman with cracking bazookas & a big gun.

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 2:07am

And her she is...

rizzla · 08-05-2010 2:08am

As big as I want it to be, It's the Internet I can lie as much as I want.

stovelid · 08-05-2010 2:20am

When I walk by, horses blush, look crestfallen and murmur dejectedly amongst themselves.

jd007 · 08-05-2010 2:23am

Mines so big yer ma couldn't sit properly for a week after I was finished with her.

Atavan-Halen · 08-05-2010 2:23am

3============================================D

:cool:

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 2:29am

I think we need some more boobs..

jd007 · 08-05-2010 2:31am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I think we need some more boobs..

(.) (.)

/fap

Atavan-Halen · 08-05-2010 2:33am

jd007 wrote: »

(.) (.)

/fap

Nah, you gotta do it like ( . Y . )

Makes it look more natural :pac:

Duggy747 · 08-05-2010 3:19am

My web willy is so big that I wrap it around myself and use it as a belt to hold my pants.

Works great as a scarf too in cold weather.............just don't think of any arousing thoughts or else it'll feel like Jon Voight getting strangled in Anaconda!! :pac:

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 3:26am

Duggy747 wrote: »

My web willy is so big that I wrap it around myself and use it as a belt to hold my pants.

Works great as a scarf too in cold weather.............just don't think of any arousing thoughts or else it feels like Jon Voight getting strangled in Anaconda!! :pac:

:eek:

K4t · 08-05-2010 3:42am

Mine's big enough to realise that penis size is not important.

galwayrush · 08-05-2010 7:35am

Byte size.:D Maxi

2 stroke · 08-05-2010 9:46am

2 long.

davyjose · 08-05-2010 9:53am

Mine's so long, I have to **** it in sections.

And so fat it makes your ma's arse look average sized.

Elliemental · 08-05-2010 9:55am

My internet penis is about the same as my physical one; none existent.

BBDBB · 08-05-2010 9:59am

its very cold here...................okay!!!!!:(

CreepingDeath · 08-05-2010 10:04am

recylingbin wrote: »

How big is your internet penis?

1300 x 300 pixels.

bnt · 08-05-2010 10:12am

CreepingDeath wrote: »

1300 x 300 pixels.

Must be one of those new high-resolution screens. Text looks great at 600 DPI, but penises ... not so great. Where'd they put that Zoom function ..?

Me? As big as it needs to be for the application, and no bigger.

jd007 · 08-05-2010 6:37pm

8gb

Erica<3 · 08-05-2010 6:55pm

I don't have a penis, but the amount of peni (pl) that I've come across on the internet is quite big.

rubadub · 08-05-2010 7:00pm

Degag wrote: »

Thats average apparently. So, no, it doesn't hurt.

6" is not the average, it is more likely to be below 5". The 6" figure came about since before "internet penis" people had "postal penis", where they got to lie about the size of their cock. The sexologist Kinsey let men measure their own penis and home and mail in the results, and who would have thunk it, they are more likely to exaggerate and came up with 6". In self measured surveys results are always higher, and most doctor/nurse measured results are also seriously flawed -since it is far more likely that a well hung guy will be more than willing to let a nurse measure his cock, and no doubt the small guys would not volunteer so results are seriously skewed. I expect if you went onto grafton street with a scales and asked women to volunteer to be weighed then you would get a result far below the real average.

The only believable result/study was done on Italian soldiers where they were forced to take part. The average was under 5", this is also probably unfair/skewed since soldiers are probably more likely to have higher testosterone and generally be more manly/athletic. They would also have lower bodyfat levels than the average population, and bodyfat will reduce the length as it gets hidden further in the body.

Mine is so big NASA officially recognised my balls as twin moons.

LoanShark · 08-05-2010 7:09pm

The tattoo on my willy says... "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z..Whats not on my willy?.. U"

mikom · 08-05-2010 7:15pm

recylingbin wrote: »

How big is your internet penis?

As big as one of those bottles of champagne at the Formula 1 prize-giving.

In fact I often place my thumb over the end of my lad at the point of ejaculation, just for the Formula 1 experience you see.

Abrasax · 08-05-2010 7:17pm

rubadub wrote: »

6" is not the average, it is more likely to be below 5". The 6" figure came about since before "internet penis" people had "postal penis", where they got to lie about the size of their cock. The sexologist Kinsey let men measure their own penis and home and mail in the results, and who would have thunk it, they are more likely to exaggerate and came up with 6". In self measured surveys results are always higher, and most doctor/nurse measured results are also seriously flawed -since it is far more likely that a well hung guy will be more than willing to let a nurse measure his cock, and no doubt the small guys would not volunteer so results are seriously skewed. I expect if you went onto grafton street with a scales and asked women to volunteer to be weighed then you would get a result far below the real average.

The only believable result/study was done on Italian soldiers where they were forced to take part. The average was under 5", this is also probably unfair/skewed since soldiers are probably more likely to have higher testosterone and generally be more manly/athletic. They would also have lower bodyfat levels than the average population, and bodyfat will reduce the length as it gets hidden further in the body.

Mine is so big NASA officially recognised my balls as twin moons.

Well then, I'm way above average.

How big is your internet penis?

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