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So what would your perfect/ideal partner look like?

  • 07-05-2010 8:01pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 384 ✭✭


    Well what would she/he look like or personality be like?

    Just i do be wonderin' :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Onesimus


    doesnt matter too much about looks, but must have a sense of humour and be able to have a laugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Has to be at least as hot as I am and just a little bit sounder than I am


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Me but female.


    Mmmmmm... I do love myself so*.



    *Not a **** euphemism.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Has to be at least as hot as I am and just a little bit sounder than I am

    I've found your perfect match..

    http://samuelatgilgal.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/margretthatcher.jpg

    :D


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ginger, buck teeth, balding, hairy tits, saggy árse.

    Massive head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Wicked glint in the eye. Intelligent and knowledgeable,but not a bore. Sexy shoulders and arms and a quirky, individual sense of style.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx



    :mad: Why I oughta! *shakes fist* :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    Classic excuse for a bordering on pornagraphic hot women picture thread OP.














    Excellent work


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

    I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

    Likes running would be a bonus.:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Me but female.

    So a B-cup then ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Onesimus


    Giselle wrote: »
    Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

    I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

    Likes running would be a bonus.:)

    *singing the corrs* I will runawayyyy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Giselle wrote: »
    Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

    I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

    Likes running would be a bonus.:)

    My eyes are so brown they're black


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    Me but female.


    Mmmmmm... I do love myself so*.



    *Not a **** euphemism.

    was going to say this he got there b4 me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Giselle wrote: »
    Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

    I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

    Likes running would be a bonus.:)

    That reminds me of an interview I heard on the radio a while back - they were asking 7 year old girls what their perfect husband would be like & one of them replied...

    "Tall, handsome, lots of money to buy me things and a really fast runner". ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,799 ✭✭✭rizzee


    nice toes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    So a B-cup then ?

    Yes, a female me would be a bra.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Yes, a female me would be a bra.

    That's not how you spell 'arab'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    donmeister wrote: »

    I hope you're a just a boy - the grass hasn't been growing long on that pitch. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Onesimus wrote: »
    *singing the corrs* I will runawayyyy

    If anyone sang the Corrs at me, I'd be the one running away.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Giselle wrote: »
    If anyone sang the Corrs at me, I'd be the one running away.:)

    I would too, unless it was Andrea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....

    Thats my future wife! :mad:



    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Sophie Dahl circa 2000.
    That reminds me of an interview I heard on the radio a while back - they were asking 7 year old girls what their perfect husband would be like & one of them replied...

    "Tall, handsome, lots of money to buy me things and a really fast runner". ;)

    Great to see almost nothing changes then for them as they get older.

    (No, I'm sorry, I take that back .... I'm sure they'd like a fast runner too.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    Mmmm Dylan Moran. Even if he is...what, 19 years older:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 308 ✭✭susanroth


    Are people attracted to other people that look like them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's essential that they look and act like somebody I'm attracted to or it's a non-starter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....


    I kill me mot, she's given those pictures out like confetti!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭Ozzy


    Like Scarlett Johansson.. yeah I would burst her arse with a kiss


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    curly dark brown hair, lots of freckles, a beard, some dorky glasses and a nice bum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'm looking at her and she's smiling back at me.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    curly dark brown hair, lots of freckles, a beard, some dorky glasses and a nice bum

    If these two have a love child, you might be in luck..

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_weaver_glasses.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Long, dark curly / wavy hair, bit of meat on them bones (Not what you'd class fat), nice complextion, average height, NOT quirky or any of that hipster fashion crap, and the eyes have to be well defined..........my God, I'm a sucker for the eyes.

    Either that or she's willing to accept a tenner for a quicky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    charlize-theron-beautiful-blond-hair-330x418.jpg
    Hubba hubba!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

    *swoon* :o

    :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    avril, small skinny brown long straight haired nerd girls mmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    If these two have a love child, you might be in luck..

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_weaver_glasses.jpg

    um... no thanks


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    My builder, you know who you are....!!! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

    *swoon* :o

    :D

    you've got plenty of choice so, there's cheap and tacky aplenty :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    you've got plenty of choice so, there's cheap and tacky aplenty :pac:

    They are all bints apart from Candy :)

    She's gone now :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    avril, small skinny brown long straight haired nerd girls mmm

    Avril is hotter with blonde hair.

    Anyway, brown eyes, brown hair, at least 5'8", nice eyes, nice arms, small bit of stubble/beard, casual dresser - hoodies, t-shirt and jeans.

    I know a few people that go out with people that look like their Mam/Dad. It's kinda creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,404 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Small, petit, bit of meat on the bones (not fat thou), a nice rack n ass, tanned skin, big eyes, wavey brunette hair with a slightly 'messy' look, maybe even some of those glasses with a thick black rim on them (if you know what I mean), straight white teeth and a classy dress sense...........…yip that woul make the perfect looking woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,404 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    My builder, you know who you are....!!! ;)

    I doubt he does


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    beards/stubble is generally good, anyone that's as messy as me :o and I'm a bit on the tall side so it's good if they're not smaller than me.

    Michael Pitt is good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

    *swoon* :o

    :D

    Still trying to find that Punjabi radio station and getting lost? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Still trying to find that Punjabi radio station and getting lost? :p

    Yup, it has escaped me again tonight ..

    There's a girl called Dani O'Neal on 909 now, as I wait for Candy and she has a fine pair herself ... ;)

    Now, I could happily move to a desert island with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    The best parts of Evangeline Lily and the worst parts of Helen Keller.

    Fookin' perfect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Yup, it has escaped me again tonight ..

    There's a girl called Dani O'Neal on 909 now, as I wait for Candy and she has a fine pair herself ... ;)

    Now, I could happily move to a desert island with her.

    She is nice. I only know that coz one night at 3am, I was looking for the Al Jazeera station to see if I was facing the right way to face Mecca. By mistake, I ended up facing "OH MAMA" instead. I didn't complain.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    beards/stubble is generally good, anyone that's as messy as me :o and I'm a bit on the tall side so it's good if they're not smaller than me.

    Michael Pitt is good.

    Must be real hard to find a guy for you so :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    Me. In a dress.


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