So what would your perfect/ideal partner look like?

Erica<3

Well what would she/he look like or personality be like?

Just i do be wonderin' :rolleyes:

Onesimus

doesnt matter too much about looks, but must have a sense of humour and be able to have a laugh.

starbelgrade

She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Has to be at least as hot as I am and just a little bit sounder than I am

4zn76tysfajdxp

Me but female.


Mmmmmm... I do love myself so*.



*Not a **** euphemism.

starbelgrade

Dillon Clean Handcuff wrote: »

Has to be at least as hot as I am and just a little bit sounder than I am

I've found your perfect match..

http://samuelatgilgal.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/margretthatcher.jpg

Ginger, buck teeth, balding, hairy tits, saggy árse.

Massive head.

Darlughda

Wicked glint in the eye. Intelligent and knowledgeable,but not a bore. Sexy shoulders and arms and a quirky, individual sense of style.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

starbelgrade wrote: »

I've found your perfect match..

http://samuelatgilgal.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/margretthatcher.jpg

:mad: Why I oughta! *shakes fist* :mad:

Kirnsy

Classic excuse for a bordering on pornagraphic hot women picture thread OP.














Excellent work

Giselle

Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

Likes running would be a bonus.:)

CreepingDeath

Santiago Damp Comedienne wrote: »

Me but female.

So a B-cup then ?

Onesimus

Giselle wrote: »

Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

Likes running would be a bonus.:)

*singing the corrs* I will runawayyyy

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Giselle wrote: »

Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

Likes running would be a bonus.:)

My eyes are so brown they're black

sky88

Santiago Damp Comedienne wrote: »

Me but female.


Mmmmmm... I do love myself so*.



*Not a **** euphemism.

was going to say this he got there b4 me

starbelgrade

Giselle wrote: »

Good looking would be a plus, but much more important to be easygoing/not agressive/loud/jealous.

I have a soft spot for brown eyes.

Likes running would be a bonus.

That reminds me of an interview I heard on the radio a while back - they were asking 7 year old girls what their perfect husband would be like & one of them replied...

"Tall, handsome, lots of money to buy me things and a really fast runner".

rizzee

nice toes

4zn76tysfajdxp

CreepingDeath wrote: »

So a B-cup then ?

Yes, a female me would be a bra.

starbelgrade

Santiago Damp Comedienne wrote: »

Yes, a female me would be a bra.

That's not how you spell 'arab'.

donmeister

This

http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/OnTheDownload/xJoJo.gif

A boy can dream cant he?

starbelgrade

donmeister wrote: »

This

http://cache.thephoenix.com/i/OldBlogs/OnTheDownload/xJoJo.gif

A boy can dream cant he?

I hope you're a just a boy - the grass hasn't been growing long on that pitch.

Giselle

Onesimus wrote: »

*singing the corrs* I will runawayyyy

If anyone sang the Corrs at me, I'd be the one running away.:)

starbelgrade

Giselle wrote: »

If anyone sang the Corrs at me, I'd be the one running away.:)

I would too, unless it was Andrea.

Dempsey

starbelgrade wrote: »

She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....

Thats my future wife! :mad:



:pac:

bonerm

Sophie Dahl circa 2000.

starbelgrade wrote: »

That reminds me of an interview I heard on the radio a while back - they were asking 7 year old girls what their perfect husband would be like & one of them replied...

"Tall, handsome, lots of money to buy me things and a really fast runner".

Great to see almost nothing changes then for them as they get older.

(No, I'm sorry, I take that back .... I'm sure they'd like a fast runner too.)

Censorsh!t

Mmmm Dylan Moran. Even if he is...what, 19 years older:(

susanroth

Are people attracted to other people that look like them?

stovelid

It's essential that they look and act like somebody I'm attracted to or it's a non-starter.

Tail Wagger

starbelgrade wrote: »

She'd have a heart of gold, the patience of a saint & look like this....

I kill me mot, she's given those pictures out like confetti!

Ozzy

Like Scarlett Johansson.. yeah I would burst her arse with a kiss

jigglywoo

curly dark brown hair, lots of freckles, a beard, some dorky glasses and a nice bum

galwayrush

I'm looking at her and she's smiling back at me.:)

starbelgrade

jigglywoo wrote: »

curly dark brown hair, lots of freckles, a beard, some dorky glasses and a nice bum

If these two have a love child, you might be in luck..

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_weaver_glasses.jpg

Duggy747

Long, dark curly / wavy hair, bit of meat on them bones (Not what you'd class fat), nice complextion, average height, NOT quirky or any of that hipster fashion crap, and the eyes have to be well defined..........my God, I'm a sucker for the eyes.

Either that or she's willing to accept a tenner for a quicky.

blueser

Hubba hubba!!

OutlawPete

Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

*swoon*

Tar.Aldarion

avril, small skinny brown long straight haired nerd girls mmm

jigglywoo

starbelgrade wrote: »

If these two have a love child, you might be in luck..

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_weaver_glasses.jpg

um... no thanks

northern lights

My builder, you know who you are....!!!

--LOS--

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

*swoon*

you've got plenty of choice so, there's cheap and tacky aplenty :pac:

OutlawPete

--LOS-- wrote: »

you've got plenty of choice so, there's cheap and tacky aplenty :pac:

They are all bints apart from Candy

She's gone now

Pretty_Pistol

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

avril, small skinny brown long straight haired nerd girls mmm

Avril is hotter with blonde hair.

Anyway, brown eyes, brown hair, at least 5'8", nice eyes, nice arms, small bit of stubble/beard, casual dresser - hoodies, t-shirt and jeans.

I know a few people that go out with people that look like their Mam/Dad. It's kinda creepy.

GiftofGab

Small, petit, bit of meat on the bones (not fat thou), a nice rack n ass, tanned skin, big eyes, wavey brunette hair with a slightly 'messy' look, maybe even some of those glasses with a thick black rim on them (if you know what I mean), straight white teeth and a classy dress sense...........…yip that woul make the perfect looking woman

GiftofGab

northern lights wrote: »

My builder, you know who you are....!!!

I doubt he does

--LOS--

beards/stubble is generally good, anyone that's as messy as me and I'm a bit on the tall side so it's good if they're not smaller than me.

Michael Pitt is good.

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just like CANDY, the brunette on Sky Channel 910 now!!

*swoon*

Still trying to find that Punjabi radio station and getting lost?

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

Still trying to find that Punjabi radio station and getting lost?

Yup, it has escaped me again tonight ..

There's a girl called Dani O'Neal on 909 now, as I wait for Candy and she has a fine pair herself ...

Now, I could happily move to a desert island with her.

tony1kenobi

The best parts of Evangeline Lily and the worst parts of Helen Keller.

Fookin' perfect.

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

Yup, it has escaped me again tonight ..

There's a girl called Dani O'Neal on 909 now, as I wait for Candy and she has a fine pair herself ...

Now, I could happily move to a desert island with her.

She is nice. I only know that coz one night at 3am, I was looking for the Al Jazeera station to see if I was facing the right way to face Mecca. By mistake, I ended up facing "OH MAMA" instead. I didn't complain.

Tar.Aldarion

--LOS-- wrote: »

beards/stubble is generally good, anyone that's as messy as me and I'm a bit on the tall side so it's good if they're not smaller than me.

Michael Pitt is good.

Must be real hard to find a guy for you so :pac:

Den_M

Me. In a dress.