KGB officer: "I cremated Hitler in 1970"

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 06-05-2010 03:00AM

Onesimus wrote: »

you did?

Yes, I did... post 21 I believe? Shrines, worshiping, etc etc...

The_B_Man · 06-05-2010 03:16AM

So he died in 1945 in Germania, and in 1970 they dug his bones up and cremated them?
Why did it take that long? Also, how come the KGB could just waltz in and dig him up?

starbelgrade · 06-05-2010 03:34AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

So he died in 1945 in Germania, and in 1970 they dug his bones up and cremated them?
Why did it take that long? Also, how come the KGB could just waltz in and dig him up?

Yeah, everyone knows that the KGB don't waltz in anywhere. They always troika.

Bob Z · 06-05-2010 03:45AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Hitler was a scumbag.

In before the posse!

Duuh..

Bob Z · 06-05-2010 04:12AM

Degag wrote: »

I wast about to post about how his penis was removed after death and sold. Then i realised that was Napoleon.

/ Random Disturbing Thoughts

Another dick

Dravokivich · 06-05-2010 08:22AM

Cory Large Gypsy wrote: »

Definately right not to reveal the location, last thing we want is a shrine to a man who created so much devistation, destruction and death in so many different lands.

*Chough* Jerusalem *Chough*

although the devistation, destruction and death and such was caused by fighting for ownership of it... but yeah...

Irish Halo · 06-05-2010 09:14AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

Also, how come the KGB could just waltz in and dig him up?

Hitler's Bunker was situated in what was to become East Berlin and therefore controlled by the Soviets so the KGB could do what they liked it was in their jurisdiction.

Also is this thread immune to Godwin's law as Hitler actually was a Nazi?

Gigiwagga · 06-05-2010 09:37AM

Hitler was a woman!!! Chough, chough, well that beats Bannagher.

Cookie_Monster · 06-05-2010 10:16AM

He lying, everyone knows Hitler moved to Argentina after the war. Sure he even stared in a Simpsons episode for the crack.

"ein auto phone is ein nuisance phone"

baalthor · 06-05-2010 10:17AM

I heard about the cremation years ago ... I thought it was common knowledge.

But in reality the Fuhrer escaped to Paraguay where he began the process of creating a new master race and Fourth Reich! And he also took up chinchilla farming.

aDeener · 06-05-2010 10:31AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

*Chough* Jerusalem *Chough*

although the devistation, destruction and death and such was caused by fighting for ownership of it... but yeah...

but yeah what?

you put forward a point and then contradict it straight away....

was there really much point putting it forward in the first place?

orourkeda · 06-05-2010 10:59AM

Why didnt he cremate Hitler in 1930.

Its easy to be wise after the event

Wreck · 06-05-2010 11:15AM

Wasn't there rumours of this being the case a few years back? If true, he's definitely right not to reveal the location imo.

OutlawPete wrote: »

As far as I can tell over the years on After Hours, most newspapers are frowned upon.

Daily Mail
The Sun
The Mirror
The Guardian
The Independent
The Herald
Sunday World
News Of The World .. etc etc

Seems to me that most newspapers these days are in the business of sensationalizing stories and rarely present the bare facts to the reader, as indeed they should.

So I tend to keep my hate for specific journalists like Paul Williams, Richard Littlejohn, Jan Moir etc, rather than just direct hatred and skepticism at an entire Newspaper like The Sun.

Although, I can understand Liverpool fans doing so.

Seriously, the Daily Mail is the worst by a long shot, the crap they print and the slant in every story is actually unbelivable. The rest of them can be hit and miss, but I've never had a problem with anything from the Guardian.

OutlawPete · 06-05-2010 11:18AM

Wreck wrote: »

Seriously, the Daily Mail is the worst by a long shot, the crap they print and the slant in every story is actually unbelivable. The rest of them can be hit and miss, but I've never had a problem with anything from the Guardian.

That's why it's top of the list

Dravokivich · 06-05-2010 11:26AM

aDeener wrote: »

but yeah what?

the town is practically a shrine used as worship to a guy, the guy wasn't known for killing off a load of people and dragging alot of countries into a war, but it was done in his name for that shrine... is what I meant by "but yeah..."

I wasn't arguing a point and Iamxavier seemed to recognise that... so I'm not going to carry on trying to argue a point I wasn't trying to make...

Renn · 06-05-2010 12:16PM

Cory Large Gypsy wrote: »

last thing we want is a shrine to a man who created so much devistation, destruction and death in so many different lands.

Mother Russia says hello!

Dravokivich · 06-05-2010 12:48PM

Iraq says bye...

http://www.csudh.edu/dearhabermas/saddamimg05.jpg

Renn · 06-05-2010 01:59PM

Woah. In terms of deaths it's pretty much like this:

Stalin >>> Hitler >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Saddam

tbh.

me_right_one · 06-05-2010 02:11PM

Was there not a documentary on discovery that verified this fellas story? Did they not find his teeth?

Cookie_Monster · 06-05-2010 02:30PM

Cory Large Gypsy wrote:

last thing we want is a shrine to a man who created so much devistation, destruction and death in so many different lands.

plenty of shrines to jesus, Stalin, Lenin, Mao etc. should these all be pulled down too?

Renn · 06-05-2010 02:32PM

Actually, anyone fancy grabbing a bite to eat in Cafe Mao later?

aDeener · 06-05-2010 02:41PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

the town is practically a shrine used as worship to a guy, the guy wasn't known for killing off a load of people and dragging alot of countries into a war, but it was done in his name for that shrine... is what I meant by "but yeah..."

I wasn't arguing a point and Iamxavier seemed to recognise that... so I'm not going to carry on trying to argue a point I wasn't trying to make...

then what the hell was it then if it wasnt a point? you used it to compare it (ludicrously i might add, which you basically admit to) to another situation, seems like point making to me.

Hande hoche! · 06-05-2010 03:48PM

I like to think Stalin kept Hitler's skull as an ashtray.

Smart Bug · 06-05-2010 03:48PM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I like to think Stalin kept Hitler's skull as an ashtray.

Hands up who really knows what happened to Hitler's skull.

KGB officer: "I cremated Hitler in 1970"

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