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I've been dumped...and I need to laugh..Help AH!!

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  • #32
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    I thought you were a woman. Obviously not, offering another female poster sex :P

    I can be whatever you want me to be! :D
    Freyja wrote: »
    The first official laugh of the night.........just hope that your not we'llallhavetea's friend Jimmy...which really made me laugh.

    Iamxavier OP, mindazzler is a crossdresser.
    Maybe a change is on the cards??? God knows normal **** has not worked so far.

    I can only presume that hidden word is c0ck, mine is normal in everything except size....like a babies arm! :cool::cool: :D

    Also \o/ on making you laugh...though I was serious! You gotta get that first ride outta the way where you cry and feel all used and dirty before you can enjoy sex again...I can make you feel used and dirty! :P
    Freyja wrote: »

    While I may not be 75...(funny thats the year I was born), and could put up with the farting and dribbling........by any chance have you a heart condition and a bit of road frontage???

    A Cougar! This is getting better and better!!! Grab your nerf guns boys...we are going cougar hunting! :D


  • #33
    Unique User Name
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Unique User Name


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    actually op, read this thread. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56964355

    if that doesn't make you laugh i don't know what will.


    Absolutely hilarious :D


  • #34
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    oooh, i love this clip freyja :D it may bring you some comfort during this troubling time ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wwt-jszjOA


  • #35
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    Kiera wrote: »
    PM me his number. One can never have too many bf's :)


    Nope.... thanks for offer, but he not a bad guy, hang on maybe I should send you his number.

    Want some tips how to snare him/draw him in????


  • #36
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    A/S/L??


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  • #37
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    minidazzler wrote: »

    A Cougar! This is getting better and better!!! Grab your nerf guns boys...we are going cougar hunting! :D

    Oh shyte! gotta run. Fast. Quick someone tell Abitar the cougar hunting boys are armed and ready!:eek:


  • #38
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,065 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    Freyja wrote: »
    The first official laugh of the night.........just hope that your not we'llallhavetea's friend Jimmy...which really made me laugh.

    scudzilla: I know its pics or GTFO...but maybe a swollen snotty red face is always funny to look at, it does not transfer well in a picture.

    alwaysadub: Sleep with his brother.
    Would rather gouge my eyes out with a hot poker than sleep with that fat ignorant excuse for a human being.

    Iamxavier OP, mindazzler is a crossdresser.
    Maybe a change is on the cards??? God knows normal **** has not worked so far.


    Who mentioned face?


  • #39
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    if i were you i would point the finger at your closest mate, as i type this your ex is probably conkers deep in her


  • #40
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    this will make everything better

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4quM5UZg1M


  • #41
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I can be whatever you want me to be! :D



    I can only presume that hidden word is c0ck, mine is normal in everything except size....like a babies arm! :cool::cool: :D

    Nope wrong word....believe me when I say...you may be inadequate in comparison.

    Also \o/ on making you laugh...though I was serious! You gotta get that first ride outta the way where you cry and feel all used and dirty before you can enjoy sex again...I can make you feel used and dirty! :P

    Totally prefer a role reversal here TBH.

    A Cougar! This is getting better and better!!! Grab your nerf guns boys...we are going cougar hunting! :D

    I think the rule is half my age plus 7, so you may not qualify?


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  • #42
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    super-rush wrote: »
    A/S/L??


    35 (god I cant believe Im telling the truth)
    Female....
    Midlands........aka middle of back of beyond


  • #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Freyja wrote: »
    I think the rule is half my age plus 7, so you may not qualify?

    Well, I just did the "half my age plus 7" and since you're over the age of 18, you qualify for me. 'ow 'oo doin'? ;)


  • #44
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I can be whatever you want me to be! :D

    No your alright, I already burnt rubber tonight getting away from a perv. On that note of burning rubber, I can create that same smell while wearing condoms :P


  • #45
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Freyja wrote: »
    35 (god I cant believe Im telling the truth)
    Female....
    Midlands........aka middle of back of beyond

    kazobel:eek:


  • #46
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Naomi Hundreds Vomit wrote: »
    Well, I just did the "half my age plus 7" and since you're over the age of 18, you qualify for me. 'ow 'oo doin'? ;)

    Naomi Hundreds Vomit meets Freya, sounds like a Scandanavian porno...could be interesting.


  • #47
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9WSb5aXLfc


  • #48
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Samir Scarce Beehive wrote: »
    I PM'd you mine, just to be obliging and all
    Yeah got it and the "tiny" pic you sent with it. How's about you hold your breath for a call?

    :P
    Freyja wrote: »
    Nope.... thanks for offer, but he not a bad guy, hang on maybe I should send you his number.

    Want some tips how to snare him/draw him in????
    Yeah i'm an evil bitch when needs be ;)


  • #49
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Freyja wrote: »
    I think the rule is half my age plus 7, so you may not qualify?

    lol, he thought I meant a relationship! Naive older ladies! :D


  • #50
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    just talk to haagen dazs... tescos are doing a good deal on them at the mo :).
    2.50 for 500ml much nicer then that ben jerrys frozen ice crap


  • #51
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah got it and the "tiny" pic you sent with it. How's about you hold your breath for a call?

    :P

    Yeah i'm an evil bitch when needs be ;)

    Yeah well I heard you're as wide as the Mississippi delta :mad:


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  • #52
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    just talk to haagen dazs... tescos are doing a good deal on them at the mo :).
    2.50 for 500ml much nicer then that ben jerrys frozen ice crap

    €2.50 you say? Nyom! Though ice cream is for the wallowing stage, she is past that!


  • #53
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    minidazzler wrote: »
    €2.50 you say? Nyom! Though ice cream is for the wallowing stage, she is past that!


    How do you know I'm past the wallowing stage :eek:


  • #54
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Freyja wrote: »
    How do you know I'm past the wallowing stage :eek:

    Because you are LOOKING to laugh, they are mutually exclusive stages. Also, I read minds.


  • #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    minidazzler wrote: »
    €2.50 you say? Nyom! Though ice cream is for the wallowing stage, she is past that!


    yes 2.50 and ive got 3 tubs but had 4 well worth it at that price...

    theres no such thing as stages man it just eat and enjoy the richness of the ice cream.. its pleasure in a pot...

    or maybe im just a little feminie when it comes to ice cream... :confused:


  • #56
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Samir Scarce Beehive wrote: »
    Yeah well I heard you're as wide as the Mississippi delta :mad:
    You must be mistaken me for someone else on here. No way i'd slide down a bar stool!

    Tight as a nuns knickers, am I :P


  • #57
    whiteboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭whiteboy


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLIU2NI66w


  • #58
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    Samir Scarce Beehive wrote: »
    Yeah well I heard you're as wide as the Mississippi delta :mad:


    I'm really shocked that you would make this comment.:eek:

    As most of your posts to date have been relatively educated with some form of manner and understanding of multiple issues and intellect, Im a little surprised that you would post this!!


  • #59
    nehpets10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭nehpets10


    Can I smell your vagina?

    No?

    Must be your feet then!

    :cool:


  • #60
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Freyja wrote: »
    I'm really shocked that you would make this comment.:eek:

    As most of your posts to date have been relatively educated with some form of manner and understanding of multiple issues and intellect, Im a little surprised that you would post this!!

    Sorry if I offended you Freyja, it was only messing around, she made a little joke at my expense and I made a little joke at hers. AH is meant to be like a pub, we discuss the issues but with a bit of banter and slagging, sometimes a hint of crudeness but we have bouncers and barmen (in the form of Mods) to stop us going to far.
    It was only a joke! :)

    Edit : Are you being sarcastic with the intellect bit?? :P


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  • #61
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Samir Scarce Beehive wrote: »
    Sorry if I offended you Freyja, it was only messing around, she made a little joke at my expense and I made a little joke at hers. AH is meant to be like a pub, we discuss the issues but with a bit of banter and slagging, sometimes a hint of crudeness but we have bouncers and barmen (in the form of Mods) to stop us going to far.
    It was only a joke! :)

    Edit : Are you being sarcastic with the intellect bit?? :P


    dont forget the mini hitlers or grammer police.


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