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I've been dumped...and I need to laugh..Help AH!!

  • 29-04-2010 11:32PM
    #1
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭


    OK, so the guy I was meant to grow old and have a family with has left. I'm sick of crying and i swore that tonight I would not cry.

    So I'm asking for some advice as to how I move on.................and the funnier the better.


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  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Want some sex to forget about him?


  • #3
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    look at your face in the mirror.. swollen snotty red face is always funny to look at :)


  • #4
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    OP, mindazzler is a crossdresser. If you don't laugh at that then there's no hope :(

    Keep your chin up though. Plenty more men out there.


  • #5
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Well I'm 103 years old and not two bad looking, still have me first set of dentures. I fart a bit and dribble a lot and I'm looking for a young one about 75 to look after me, am I getting any smiles yet?


  • #6
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Sleep with his brother.
    You'll get some sex-he'll get pissed off.


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  • #7
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Why did he dump you?

    If were expected to make you laugh, you might as well give us one first.


  • #8
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,065 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    we need a pic of you first OP, gotta see what we're dealin with here


  • #9
    ilovebiology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭ilovebiology


    Go out and get the box set of Father Ted, it should give you a few laughs, and cheer you up! Or Friends or some other dvds that you like :)
    I hope you feel better soon, you will get through it


  • #10
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    actually op, read this thread. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56964355

    if that doesn't make you laugh i don't know what will.


  • #11
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Freyja wrote: »
    OK, so the guy I was meant to grow old and have a family with has left. I'm sick of crying and i swore that tonight I would not cry.

    So I'm asking for some advice as to how I move on.................and the funnier the better.

    Go lesbian...it was hilarious in Friends.


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  • #12
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I find that it's much better to be dumped than to be dumped on. Though, both of them can be sh*t, only one of them is literal. :pac:


  • #13
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I find that it's much better to be dumped than to be dumped on. Though, both of them can be sh*t, only one of them is literal. :pac:

    I don't judge your sexual practices! :mad: How's missionary in the dark treating you PRUDE!!! :pac:


  • #14
    OI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭OI


    First of all get a bottle of whiskey, then put on a bit of radiohead, you'll be right as rain in no time ;)


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Definitely do one of his friends.


  • #16
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Want some sex to forget about him?

    I thought you were a woman. Obviously not, offering another female poster sex :P


  • #17
    lilblackdress
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭lilblackdress


    Poor you! But you will get over him and hopefully soon with AH to help out!! By the way... I agree with the looking in the mirror thing-the swollen red eyes and nose usually makes someone want to cheer up or will make you laugh!! Plenty more fish out there!!


  • #18
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    jayzus it hurts like hell and sucks big time Freyja, maybe you'll just have to go through the mourning period. In the meantime.
    • His music collection. What clangers were/are still in there that said utterly unsuitable with alarm bells?
    • Does he ever sign his emails or texts with ;) or similar shyte? (Actually that comes out as an emoticon here on boards, but I mean the semi-colon followed by a bracket thing if you know what I mean!) Its actually code for a person who is utterly inept at humour or any kind or writing skills.
    Whats the thing he is most self satisfied about himself?
    Which maybe secretly you thought was naff/offputting, yet you accepted and loved yadda yadda, well, now is the time to out it!!


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    lilblackdress wrote: »
    Poor you! But you will get over him and hopefully soon with AH to help out!! By the way... I agree with the looking in the mirror thing-the swollen red eyes and nose usually makes someone want to cheer up or will make you laugh!! Plenty more fish out there!!

    Pollocks. ;)


  • #20
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,366 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8ZD4_FL0ms


  • #21
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Drink a lot of wine and dance around to Lady Gaga. Can't go wrong.

    Make a list of all his **** qualities and stick it on your fridge.

    (Works , believe me)

    Go easy on yourself girl. :)


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  • #22
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    this is also bound to crack a smile :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jAn3paZs1s


  • #23
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    actually op, read this thread. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56964355

    if that doesn't make you laugh i don't know what will.

    Now I have to read the 18 pages of that thread!


  • #24
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Want some sex to forget about him?


    The first official laugh of the night.........just hope that your not we'llallhavetea's friend Jimmy...which really made me laugh.

    scudzilla: I know its pics or GTFO...but maybe a swollen snotty red face is always funny to look at, it does not transfer well in a picture.

    alwaysadub: Sleep with his brother.
    Would rather gouge my eyes out with a hot poker than sleep with that fat ignorant excuse for a human being.

    Iamxavier OP, mindazzler is a crossdresser.
    Maybe a change is on the cards??? God knows normal **** has not worked so far.


  • #25
    OI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭OI


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI&feature=youtube_gdata


  • #26
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Freyja wrote: »
    OK, so the guy I was meant to grow old and have a family with has left. I'm sick of crying and i swore that tonight I would not cry.

    So I'm asking for some advice as to how I move on.................and the funnier the better.

    *Derisive snort* Lucky escape. In my experience, I've found families to be stupid. Fuck his Dad or his brother or his best friend and show him how stupid families can be.


  • #27
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    this is also bound to crack a smile :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jAn3paZs1s


    Did laugh...wish I could have envoked that stare when the news was delivered.......think I may call on the power of the stare the next time i run into the ex....


  • #28
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Get some brake fluid and a sponge and rub it all over his car. After a week the paint will begin to peel off :) *

    Either that or go skinny dipping with his parents





    *SlasherMcGurk does not condone this action


  • #29
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    PM me his number. One can never have too many bf's :)


  • #30
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Kiera wrote: »
    PM me his number. One can never have too many bf's :)

    I PM'd you mine, just to be obliging and all


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  • #31
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why did he dump you?

    If were expected to make you laugh, you might as well give us one first.

    Not gonna drag up stuff here.

    Lets just say that I made some mistakes......he made some mistakes and WE made quite a few mistakes.

    Thankfully there was no third party involved.

    No point in slagging each other off....we were both to blame.
    Tail Wagger wrote: »
    Well I'm 103 years old and not two bad looking, still have me first set of dentures. I fart a bit and dribble a lot and I'm looking for a young one about 75 to look after me, am I getting any smiles yet?

    While I may not be 75...(funny thats the year I was born), and could put up with the farting and dribbling........by any chance have you a heart condition and a bit of road frontage???


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