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  • #332
    barney 20v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 982 barney 20v
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    Bonito wrote: »
    It in legends of the boards under "Snas" :)

    and rightly so! ..... seriously this was one of the funniest things i have ever seen on line...
    fair play young fella... stage one complete..., stage 2 "shotgun wedding" imminent ?


  • #333
    Piste
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    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.


  • #334
    Bonito
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    Piste wrote: »
    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)


  • #335
    starbelgrade
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    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    What - you mean you wasted 20 seconds on foreplay?

    You'll learn. Give her the mandatory 5 of your best seconds, roll over, fart, then fall asleep like a normal dude. And never, never give it to her twice. She'll expect it all the time.

    Otherwise, well done sir.


  • #336
    Piste
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    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)

    The shameful, Catholic kind.


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  • #337
    rainbowtrout
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    Well he's taking a gap year over on the LC forum so he'll have plenty of time to practice...


  • #338
    baltimore sun
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    Snas wrote: »
    Ok so I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure that me and my girlfriend will be getting down and dirty this weekend.

    It'll be my first time, but not hers.

    So any advice? Any do's or dont's:)

    Much appreciated!

    Snas.

    dont go out with a loaded gun :D:D


  • #339
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.


  • #340
    Fizman
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    I heard it's ok to have sex with your first and third sister. There will be issues if it's your second sister however.


  • #341
    SV
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    Hannah Rapping Tan wrote: »
    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.

    best one yet..

    lmao :D


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  • #342
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 NoDice
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    Best thread title change EVER!!!


  • #343
    bob the bob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 bob the bob
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    Epic title change!!!


  • #344
    Kivaro
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    bob the bob wrote: »
    Epic title change!!!

    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.


  • #345
    BizzyC
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    lol, what's going on with the title changes?


  • #346
    podgemonster
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    Kivaro wrote: »
    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.

    I agree perhaps this is a desperate attempt by a Mod to befriend similar like minded incestuous people who wana get off with their sisters.

    Shame on you!
    ...bet your sisters hot tho ;)


  • #347
    Corkfeen
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    Best thread title ever. Maybe a move over to personal issues for the thread. :p
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


  • #348
    LoanShark
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    Put the head down and BULL on...

    As long as your satisfied don't worry about her!


  • #349
    OutlawPete
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    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D


  • #350
    Amalgam
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    If you're a bit nervous, make things familiar, bring along and ask her to wear your Mammy's nightgown.


  • #351
    Bonito
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    Didn't the Op say his email alerts for this thread are sent to his mother? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    This is, EPIC!!!


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  • #352
    LD 50
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    Nice one snas. First you pop your cherry with the missus and tell boards. then you ride your sister. Slow down. You're putting the rest of us to shame


  • #353
    Sofaspud
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    As the old saying goes, incest is relatively fun.


  • #354
    [Deleted User]
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    Oh no you didn't..


  • #355
    FoneMaster
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    I have a feeling more than one boardsie user will be downloading that as we speak:D


  • #356
    G-Money
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    I hope you weren't impacted my the Elvis leg shake. You know when you're going at it hammers and tongs and you get a leg cramp and you end up looking like Elvis dancing across the stage.

    Or maybe that just happens when you're laying the smackdown on yourself. :pac:


  • #357
    sparky89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 sparky89
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    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !


  • #358
    thomond2006
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    Whoever changed the thread title deserves a buladh bos. :D


  • #359
    Knifey Spoony
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    sparky89 wrote: »
    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !

    ...and some people just don't read the tread before giving advice on something that has already been done:rolleyes:


  • #360
    recylingbin
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  • #361
    Closed ac
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    The thing about using the backdoor is that there is no risk of impregnation. Up the gicker twice the quicker and no babies. Tried and tested

    Up the bum - no harm done, up the gee - preg-nan-cy! :D


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