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First Time!

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  • #332
    barney 20v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 982 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    Bonito wrote: »
    It in legends of the boards under "Snas" :)

    and rightly so! ..... seriously this was one of the funniest things i have ever seen on line...
    fair play young fella... stage one complete..., stage 2 "shotgun wedding" imminent ?


  • #333
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.


  • #334
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Piste wrote: »
    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)


  • #335
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    What - you mean you wasted 20 seconds on foreplay?

    You'll learn. Give her the mandatory 5 of your best seconds, roll over, fart, then fall asleep like a normal dude. And never, never give it to her twice. She'll expect it all the time.

    Otherwise, well done sir.


  • #336
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)

    The shameful, Catholic kind.


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  • #337
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Well he's taking a gap year over on the LC forum so he'll have plenty of time to practice...


  • #338
    baltimore sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    Snas wrote: »
    Ok so I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure that me and my girlfriend will be getting down and dirty this weekend.

    It'll be my first time, but not hers.

    So any advice? Any do's or dont's:)

    Much appreciated!

    Snas.

    dont go out with a loaded gun :D:D


  • #339
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.


  • #340
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I heard it's ok to have sex with your first and third sister. There will be issues if it's your second sister however.


  • #341
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Hannah Rapping Tan wrote: »
    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.

    best one yet..

    lmao :D


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  • #342
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Best thread title change EVER!!!


  • #343
    bob the bob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Epic title change!!!


  • #344
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    bob the bob wrote: »
    Epic title change!!!

    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.


  • #345
    BizzyC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    lol, what's going on with the title changes?


  • #346
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.

    I agree perhaps this is a desperate attempt by a Mod to befriend similar like minded incestuous people who wana get off with their sisters.

    Shame on you!
    ...bet your sisters hot tho ;)


  • #347
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Best thread title ever. Maybe a move over to personal issues for the thread. :p
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


  • #348
    LoanShark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Put the head down and BULL on...

    As long as your satisfied don't worry about her!


  • #349
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D


  • #350
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    If you're a bit nervous, make things familiar, bring along and ask her to wear your Mammy's nightgown.


  • #351
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Didn't the Op say his email alerts for this thread are sent to his mother? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    This is, EPIC!!!


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  • #352
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Nice one snas. First you pop your cherry with the missus and tell boards. then you ride your sister. Slow down. You're putting the rest of us to shame


  • #353
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    As the old saying goes, incest is relatively fun.


  • #354
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,047 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    Oh no you didn't..


  • #355
    FoneMaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭FoneMaster


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    I have a feeling more than one boardsie user will be downloading that as we speak:D


  • #356
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    I hope you weren't impacted my the Elvis leg shake. You know when you're going at it hammers and tongs and you get a leg cramp and you end up looking like Elvis dancing across the stage.

    Or maybe that just happens when you're laying the smackdown on yourself. :pac:


  • #357
    sparky89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭sparky89


    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !


  • #358
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Whoever changed the thread title deserves a buladh bos. :D


  • #359
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    sparky89 wrote: »
    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !

    ...and some people just don't read the tread before giving advice on something that has already been done:rolleyes:


  • #360
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


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  • #361
    Closed ac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The thing about using the backdoor is that there is no risk of impregnation. Up the gicker twice the quicker and no babies. Tried and tested

    Up the bum - no harm done, up the gee - preg-nan-cy! :D


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