First Time!

WanderingSoul

DKZ wrote: »

Up the bum - no harm done, up the gee - preg-nan-cy!

LOL :rolleyes:

Morzadec

Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist

BrokenHeels_Ox

Morzadec wrote: »

Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist

i actually nearly got sick reading that lol

steve french

BrokenHeels_Ox wrote: »

i actually nearly got sick reading that lol

but you put a condom on it too so its not that bad:D:rolleyes:

recylingbin

edit.
That sounded unintentionally racist.

WanderingSoul

Morzadec wrote: »

Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist

Horrible *shudder*

steve french wrote: »

but you put a condom on it too so its not that bad:D:rolleyes:

That really doesn't make it any better.

franklyshocked

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging

That one needs to go into the "things I wish I'd never seen" thread

Bloody Nipples

I can personally recommend this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket

mista_2k10

use a vagina ring

GTE

Just get in and get out before women destroy you!








Im biased



:P

Abi

bbk wrote: »

Just get in and get out before women destroy you!


Im biased



:P

Ah don't do that. You're painting him an ugly picture here based on your own experiences. Take it to PI dude =P

mista_2k10

You could try not to ejaculate so you dont end up with a sickning baby

GTE

Abitar wrote: »

Ah don't do that. You're painting him an ugly picture here based on your own experiences. Take it to PI dude =P

I dont think Im the worst offender of painting bad pictures in this thread haha

Abi

bbk wrote: »

I dont think Im the worst offender of painting bad pictures in this thread haha

Bad to the bone baby :pac:



bone...

/thoughts wander

OutlawPete

Just don't do what I did at 15.

For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

I was never too good at geography.

I still liked it though :pac:

GTE

Abitar wrote: »

bone...

*typical teenage chuckle at funny word*

hehehe, you said booooooooooooneeeeeeeee

GTE

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just don't do what I did at 15.

For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

I was never too good at geography.

I still liked it though :pac:

Was it her leg or just a human leg that was there at the time? haha

OutlawPete

bbk wrote: »

Was it her leg or just a human leg that was there at the time? haha

She said it was her thigh /bum cheek and the pressure of the sofa had forced both together to make a nice little big slot for my manhood to happily play

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just don't do what I did at 15.

For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

I was never too good at geography.

I still liked it though :pac:

Lmao. Lave it!

bbk wrote: »

*typical teenage chuckle at funny word*

hehehe, you said booooooooooooneeeeeeeee

Oh he said the magic word.


Hold me back guise! :eek:

Latchy

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just don't do what I did at 15.

For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

I was never too good at geography.

I still liked it though :pac:

I had similar expierence at 17 except in this case it was sex with human leg in a pair of jeans , up against a wall .

My /her navigation skills were slightly off that night ..virginity still intact :pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just don't do what I did at 15.

For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

I was never too good at geography.

I still liked it though :pac:

Wow :eek:
Too familiar
especially the first few times, after that all I did was rock worlds :cool:

CaptainPrice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont know who you are, but THANK YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!
I cant stop laughing.