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First Time!

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  • #272
    BiggieIRIE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭BiggieIRIE


    haha

    Foreplay, they love it!!

    And moan like you enjoying it man, then ride it like a horse man, whip it good :-)


  • #273
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    CianRyan wrote: »
    He better still be in bed with her, that's the only excuse for not reporting back!
    Or he didn't get him in and too embaressed to say ;)


  • #274
    migozarad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭migozarad


    They luv it when you ground 'n' pound...


  • #275
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Andres Delicious Toothbrush wrote: »
    Do the spiderman on her, but in order for it to work, you have to surprise her... women fcuking love it. She'll tell all her friends and you will get as much sex as you want, but you have to do it right... Sounds odd, but they love it for some reason. This move has helped me out so much in the past...

    Here's a description.

    he act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
    Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
    Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

    Pure Class!!!!

    You Sir, are a legend!


  • #276
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    So what's the word Mr Shine.

    Is the bell in flitthers and her flaps lookin like a bearth of Haffners honey smoked, with plenty of grease in the pan?

    let's have ya big boy.;)


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  • #277
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    in before rickroll.


  • #278
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Here's a tip, get out and meet a real person instead of pretending on the internet.


  • #279
    Creed Bratton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭Creed Bratton


    Id just like to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.


  • #280
    Cormic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Cormic


    I am dying to know what happened. Epic thread.


  • #281
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Glenster wrote: »
    Here's a tip, get out and meet a real person instead of pretending on the internet.


    :eek:

    :D Shure we all know that, but it's a bit of crack.


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  • #282
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    What happened!!!!!

    Ive spend the best part of an hour reading this I have about 30 tabs open with stuff of a pornographic nature in them and now im going to have to restart browser in the hopes that no one checks my history :o

    Op you cant leave it like this if you better report back on your lil adventure

    Its like reading a great book and someone has ripped out the last page :mad:

    Hurry Up and tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #283
    Snas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Snas


    Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house. ;)


  • #284
    Sútalún
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Sútalún


    Snas wrote: »
    Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house. ;)

    ....and???


  • #285
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Well????


  • #286
    Snas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Snas


    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!


  • #287
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Snas wrote: »
    Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house. ;)


    Out with it!!!!


  • #288
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!
    I'm off to make a poll in legends of the boards!!!!

    I call a sticky!!!!!


  • #289
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    Epic!


  • #290
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055868542 :cool:


  • #291
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    You managed to do what poor Feeky didn't :pac:
    Well done man :D


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  • #292
    Snas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Snas


    I had fapped so much before it that there wasn't much left to give.

    Plus her mother was asleep in the next room so I had to try and keep it quiet.

    Avoided the backdoor, contemplated wolfbagging but decided against it in the end! :pac:

    There was a surprising lack of tears, although I could have sworn I heard sobbing coming from the bathroom!! Tears of joy maybe?


  • #293
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You managed to do what poor Feeky didn't :pac:
    Well done man :D
    Harsh. :(


  • #294
    jonny ambition
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭jonny ambition


    Well that's twice more than the rest of us have ever got.


  • #295
    Pudsy33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,890 ✭✭✭✭Pudsy33


    Legend!


  • #296
    AllInOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭AllInOne


    So Snas, was it everything you thought it would be, and more?:P


  • #297
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Snas wrote: »
    I had fapped so much before it that there wasn't much left to give.

    Plus her mother was asleep in the next room so I had to try and keep it quiet.

    Avoided the backdoor, contemplated wolfbagging but decided against it in the end! :pac:

    There was a surprising lack of tears, although I could have sworn I heard sobbing coming from the bathroom!! Tears of joy maybe?
    Tears of joy? Well, she came back for a second time didn't she? ;)

    You better have caressed and had a lot foreplay beforehand!


  • #298
    jonny ambition
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭jonny ambition


    So.... when do we meet her?

    They grow up so fast don't they?

    *sniff*


  • #299
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Was she as tight as... well your fav. **** flannell?

    Did you ..erm... give the budgie's tongue a little tickle?


  • #300
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    I don't believe you, pics or GTFO :p


    Forefairplay to ya.

    You shall now be riding like the clappers for the next couple of months.

    Before you know it, it will go from being a fairly awkward pump n' dump to posing like a German pr0nstar, pumping form all sorts of positions.

    But for gawd sake man, don't get up up the spout!


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  • #301
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    If only she was reading this thread...
    It would have been your first..and last times doing it with her! :p


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