First Time!

Snas · 27-03-2010 05:37AM

It's not til tonight it's supposed to happen. SUPPOSED to happen.

I haven't whacked me bucket in 2 weeks! Time to get busy.

CianRyan · 27-03-2010 06:00AM

Snas wrote: »

It's not til tonight it's supposed to happen. SUPPOSED to happen.

I haven't whacked me bucket in 2 weeks! Time to get busy.

GET IN THERE, SON!!
Don't suggest sex, just suggest calling it a night, once in bed, don't suggest sex, just cuddle and she will decide how things roll out.
Never pressure, make her feel comfortable and this will increase your chances a whole lot.
Although this is of course, ultimately about you getting your hole for the first time, you've to make sure she think's this is all about her.

G'luck, that's all else I can say at this stage.
And I hope you've practised with the jonnies! Horrible turn off for both of you, if you can't get the yoke on. it should ten second at the absolute most, anything after that you're having a laugh. If you can't get it on at all, well then... You're not getting any and she's in a bad mood.

Get your bit, boy. Get your bit!:)

Mr Benevolent · 27-03-2010 01:22PM

And I hope you've practised with the jonnies! Horrible turn off for both of you, if you can't get the yoke on. it should ten second at the absolute most, anything after that you're having a laugh. If you can't get it on at all, well then... You're not getting any and she's in a bad mood.

Wrong approach. Get her to put it on you.

Abi · 27-03-2010 01:50PM

Degag wrote: »

A couple hours?!

This is a horny 17 year old virgin we are talking about, think of all the sexual energy you had at that age.... 20 minutes beforehand perhaps.

Try 20 seconds

Confab wrote: »

Wrong approach. Get her to put it on you.

I dunno. I wouldn't do this because I've longish nails 0/

bonzodog2 · 27-03-2010 01:55PM

Abitar wrote: »

Try 20 seconds

I dunno. I wouldn't do this because I've longish nails 0/

I have been told some ladies are able to fit on a condom orally.

OP, I hope it goes well for you.

Abi · 27-03-2010 01:59PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I have been told some ladies are able to fit on a condom orally.

0 gawd no... teeth! 0/

DubMedic · 27-03-2010 02:02PM

Abitar wrote: »

0 gawd no... teeth! 0/

Reminds me of that scene in the shawshank redemption.

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Le King · 27-03-2010 02:09PM

Snas wrote: »

Ok so I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure that me and my girlfriend will be getting down and dirty this weekend.

It'll be my first time, but not hers.

So any advice? Any do's or dont's:)

Much appreciated!

Snas.

Council end, son.

Big Nasty · 27-03-2010 04:51PM

G'luck tonight Snas!

Skuxx · 27-03-2010 05:16PM

I know its been said, but just relax! If things don't work out the way your planning, don't let it upset you! Everyones first time is probly far from what they thought it would be!

Go out there and spread the love:D

MrPain · 27-03-2010 05:25PM

alan1990 wrote: »

Go out there and spread the chlamydia:D

FYP

robby^5 · 27-03-2010 06:02PM

Can I come too?

Swampy · 27-03-2010 06:36PM

Take pictures god damn it!!

markok84 · 27-03-2010 06:46PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I have been told some ladies are able to fit on a condom orally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHiKN-pCrM

UrbanSea · 27-03-2010 07:57PM

Odds on it not happening?
Prove me wrong snas;)

CianRyan · 27-03-2010 07:58PM

He better still be in bed with her, that's the only excuse for not reporting back!

UrbanSea · 27-03-2010 08:00PM

Did he mean last night or tonight when he posted at 4 this morning? Must have been last night so

2 stroke · 27-03-2010 08:05PM

I might be too late with this advice, but just in case, my advice is to get in loads of practice beforehand, she sure did.

Son Of A Vidic · 27-03-2010 08:44PM

Is this thread for real? Is the OP genuine or is he using an alias? Because he couldn't have come down in the last rain shower surely?

phill106 · 27-03-2010 09:01PM

hopefully he is midthrust as i type.....

fap fap....fap...fap..

billymitchell · 28-03-2010 12:42PM

First time fail???

bronte · 28-03-2010 12:55PM

phill106 wrote: »

hopefully he is midthrust as i type.....

At 8.01pm? :eek:

weiland79 · 28-03-2010 01:41PM

Agricola wrote: »

Avoid the backdoor...........

Actually i think you should go straight for the back door.
Start as you mean to go on i say!

lorebringer · 28-03-2010 04:36PM

Snas...

Buy and use a condom before the big event - shower will do!
Have plenty spare, just in case.
Buy lube, another just in case, big supermarkets sell plenty of it (DON'T go near anything oil based, water based FTW)
Wack off at some point in the day before the event, my OH recommends before the "date" but I don't recall there being one, just an "event". Preferably a few hours before (or so I have been told).
Make sure the sheets are clean - you don't want her lying in your congealed bodily fluids.
Make sure you are clean - increases you potential for her to say hello - and brush your teeth (nothing worse than bad breath!)
Don't drink/smoke/intake anything drug related before hand, or at least not too much.

Lastly, good luck!

LD 50 · 28-03-2010 04:59PM

C'mon snas. We all know you didn't last this long. Give us all the gorey details. Did you get the right one or were you just humping her leg?
;-)

Knifey Spoony · 28-03-2010 05:17PM

Bet he suggested some wolfbagging to her, she threw him out of the bed and now he is to ashamed to come back on here and tell us what happened!

antodeco · 28-03-2010 10:00PM

This is like watching porn via Teletext!

Skuxx · 28-03-2010 10:08PM

Well snas, any update??

bronte · 28-03-2010 10:12PM

antodeco wrote: »

This is like watching porn via Teletext!

Frustrating and unsatisfying?

Bonito · 28-03-2010 10:17PM

bronte wrote: »

Frustrating and unsatisfying?

That's just teletxt full stop TBH.;)

First Time!

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