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First Time!

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  • #212
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    He'll be concentrating on his technique, rather than even thinking about pictures. haha.
    Poor guy.


  • #213
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    bah who needs concentration. Don't listen to her your technique is perfect baby :p


  • #214
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Bonito wrote: »
    bah who needs concentration. Don't listen to her your technique is perfect baby :p

    Hang on, who's technique we talking about?


  • #215
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    Hang on, who's technique we talking about?
    The Op's, of course :rolleyes:
    Did I cover up good enough?


  • #216
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Bonito wrote: »
    bah who needs concentration. Don't listen to her your technique is perfect baby :p

    If his technique is perfect, then he wouldn't have posted this. :P

    And no, no you didn't.


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  • #217
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Dammit! It's ok I'll see myself out. Nothing to see here.


  • #218
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Snas wrote: »
    Ok so I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure that me and my girlfriend will be getting down and dirty this weekend.

    It'll be my first time, but not hers.

    So any advice? Any do's or dont's:)

    Much appreciated!

    Snas.


    Give;us your ould address and We'll all pop over and give you a crash course?


  • #219
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    It'll be all over in a flash? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!


  • #220
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,729 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Bonito wrote: »
    When you have your 1st time you'll give us pics, right? :pac::p

    As long as you repay the favour!;)
    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    He'll be concentrating on his technique, rather than even thinking about pictures. haha.
    Poor guy.

    I'm not sure who this was aimed at, so just incase... **** YOU!! hahaha
    Tail Wagger wrote: »
    Give;us your ould address and We'll all pop over and give you a crash course?

    Best thing to come out of this thead yet.
    Mass boardsie orgy FTW!! :D


  • #221
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,729 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    WAHEY!! hahaha
    I'd be taking some of the advice in this thread, now THAT'S a threat!

    Edit: What else did he post?
    I only got to see the OP in his thread.


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  • #222
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I suggest working from angry pirate up to a spiderman :pac:


  • #223
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,729 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I'm dying to try out some wolfbagging!
    How could that ever be bad?! :D


  • #224
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    You don't want to find out. :(


  • #225
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    CianRyan wrote: »
    I'm dying to try out some wolfbagging!
    How could that ever be bad?! :D

    CIAN! That's disgusting.
    You want sick all over you?


  • #226
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I don't think he'll be at that end :pac:


  • #227
    AllInOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭AllInOne


    I really hope the very first thing OP does when he comes home is come on boards and tell us the big news :P I also wonder how long he's been with his young lady...hmm!


  • #228
    Gigiwagga
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭Gigiwagga


    Seriously, a last piece of sound advice. About 5 minutes before you get down to business excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, take a small, pea sized squeeze of toothpaste and rub it around your scrotal area, massage it well in. Now hurry back to the lovemaking. You should be ready to roll. Good luck.


  • #229
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    info@williamrua wrote: »
    Seriously, a last piece of sound advice. About 5 minutes before you get down to business excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, take a small, pea sized squeeze of toothpaste and rub it around your scrotal area, massage it well in. Now hurry back to the lovemaking. You should be ready to roll. Good luck.

    It will sting the bollocks of him.

    Quite literally.


  • #230
    A_Border_Bandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭A_Border_Bandit


    ... but they love the taste :P


  • #231
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    splash a big toothpaste load all over her face


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  • #232
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I haven't read all 16 pages to know if this has been advised,it's worth repeating anyway, Wack one off a couple of hours before the deed,it may just give you an extra minute or so.


  • #233
    elius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elius


    Go to a porn site and learn to fook like a pro. At least come monday she'll be able to tell her mates you where deadly.

    But i'm pretty sure come monday ya'll still be a V-I-R-G-I-N. Your way to sure your going to get it. Women are difficult i was promised it tonight i'm sitting on boards at 1.21 while she's KO'ed on the sofa nothings guaranteed with women you will discover this with age ;);)

    :edited to say theres nothing wrong with being a virgin


  • #234
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    elius wrote: »
    i was promised it tonight i'm sitting on boards at 1.21 while she's KO'ed on the sofa

    WTF are you doing on here? Mount up and ride her like sea biscuit :D If she wakes up simply say she promised. Guaranteed it'll stand up in court ;)


  • #235
    elius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elius


    Bonito wrote: »
    WTF are you doing on here? Mount up and ride her like sea biscuit :D If she wakes up simply say she promised. Guaranteed it'll stand up in court ;)

    Between the snouring and grunts. Ill stick with boards :D:D:D


  • #236
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    elius wrote: »
    Between the snouring and grunts. Ill stick it in :D:D:D

    Good man ;)


  • #237
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    CianRyan wrote: »



    Best thing to come out of this thead yet.
    Mass boardsie orgy FTW!! :D

    In before cock.


  • #238
    elius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elius


    Bonito wrote: »
    Good man ;)

    Legend.... :D:D:D


  • #239
    somethingwitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    Just before it comes to putting your wiggle in her, ask her to take it easy on you!:pac:


  • #240
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Andres Delicious Toothbrush wrote: »
    Do the spiderman on her, but in order for it to work, you have to surprise her... women fcuking love it. She'll tell all her friends and you will get as much sex as you want, but you have to do it right... Sounds odd, but they love it for some reason. This move has helped me out so much in the past...

    Here's a description.

    he act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
    Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
    Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.


    Surprise her with an Angry Pirate....


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  • #241
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,035 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    dubtom wrote: »
    I haven't read all 16 pages to know if this has been advised,it's worth repeating anyway, Wack one off a couple of hours before the deed,it may just give you an extra minute or so.

    A couple hours?!

    This is a horny 17 year old virgin we are talking about, think of all the sexual energy you had at that age.... 20 minutes beforehand perhaps.


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