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  • #182
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Bonito wrote: »
    You get a thank for that :D

    How awesome am I. Bet you all hate me now. :pac:

    Correct. :D

    Google "Who's the cutest" and click I'm feeling lucky.
    Everyone will love me for this. :)


  • #183
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Just google Mudkip Girl for inspiration :D

    Tbh.
    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    Unfortunately I already googled that after seeing it earlier in this post.
    I puked.


    Haaa! :D
    That is now all I'm going to think of when I see you, I love my brain...


  • #184
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Ask her if mum wants to watch.

    Then ask her to join in.

    Cougartown baby.


  • #185
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Have you rode her yet?


  • #186
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    landsleaving wrote: »
    If ever the phrase pics or gtfo was needed...

    :p

    you kids.


    I'll hide the camera in my room. ;)


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  • #187
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    whadabouchasir wrote: »
    Reminds me of the time someone lefta cucmber and tub of vaseline at the self service checkout in my local tesco.

    Was it a bloke or a bird?


  • #188
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Tbh.




    Haaa! :D
    That is now all I'm going to think of when I see you, I love my brain...

    Pikachu is WAY better to dress up as!


  • #189
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    Correct. :D

    Google "Who's the cutest" and click I'm feeling lucky.
    Everyone will love me for this. :)
    That's an oldie but, I'll give you a thank anyway to be nice since you think I'm cute. ;)


  • #190
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    CianRyan wrote: »
    I'll hide the camera in my room. ;)

    YOU WILL NOT!


  • #191
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    CianRyan wrote: »
    I'll hide the camera in my room. ;)
    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    YOU WILL NOT!

    Am I missing something here? :confused:


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  • #192
    bullets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,612 ✭✭✭bullets


    Did he ride her yet, I'm drunk at the moment while reading this thread reached page 4 before I skipped to latest post ?

    ~B


  • #193
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Bonito wrote: »
    Google "that's not sexy" Then click I'm feeling lucky ;)

    OMG.... :mad:


  • #194
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Bonito wrote: »
    Am I missing something here? :confused:

    Nope, I don't thinks so?


  • #195
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    Nope, I don't thinks so?
    I'm on to you two.

    http://maninthemoon.today.com/files/2008/12/glaring-eyes.jpg


  • #196
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm on to you two.

    http://maninthemoon.today.com/files/2008/12/glaring-eyes.jpg

    Hahah, it would seem so. ;)


  • #197
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Bonito wrote: »
    Am I missing something here? :confused:

    Yes, Its a TRAP!!!

    :eek:


  • #198
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Bonito wrote: »
    You get a thank for that :D

    How awesome am I. Bet you all hate me now. :pac:

    yes, for my spilt tea yesterday and the image of a sweaty 15 year old, shouting GLASSES like some naked tourettes dude, jeez Bonito,


  • #199
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,281 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Bonito wrote: »
    You get a thank for that :D

    How awesome am I. Bet you all hate me now. :pac:

    Yes we do.

    First time I tried it was in my college accommodation and it was blocked under the category of "pornography".
    I'm home now and decided to google it again. :eek: <= That was my face.

    Mars Bar will take head of proxy warnings when it's you that's linking anything again!


  • #200
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Bonito wrote: »
    Am I missing something here? :confused:

    She belongs to me. :)




    In real life.


  • #201
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »
    yes, for my spilt tea yesterday and the image of a sweaty 15 year old, shouting GLASSES like some naked tourettes dude, jeez Bonito,
    Why are you imagining me naked at 15. I'm much hawter now :pac:


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  • #202
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Bonito wrote: »
    Why are you imagining me naked at 15. I'm much hawter now :pac:


    no, no more, dum de dum de dum :eek: i was refering to your post, oh dear god, no more mental pictures, PLEASE


  • #203
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »
    no, no more, dum de dum de dum :eek: i was refering to your post, oh dear god, no more mental pictures, PLEASE

    I'm against this notion.

    MOAR!!





    Hopefully this is relevant to the op, tonight! ;D


  • #204
    AllInOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭AllInOne


    Biggins wrote: »
    Never mind Syphilis, keep an eye out for her sister "Gonorrhoea". She can be a whole lot of trouble.
    That said, if you run into their Russian cousin "Onya Bachyabitch" - your laughing! Ask her to join in! :cool:
    You're pretty awesome.


  • #205
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Epic thread!!

    OP whatever you do don't forget to record the whole thing and show it to us after so we can, er, tell you how you did!:P


  • #206
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Also, show your girl this thread afterwards, she'll really respect you for looking for advice.


  • #207
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Also, show your girl this thread afterwards, she'll really respect you for looking for advice.
    Would yours? :pac:

    No seriously don't. He should deliberately feck it up big time. That "You weren't a virgin you'd done this before!!!!" argument that follows afterward isn't pretty at all :(

    :p


  • #208
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Bonito wrote: »
    Would yours? :pac:

    No seriously don't. He should deliberately feck it up big time. That "You weren't a virgin you'd done this before!!!!" argument that follows afterward isn't pretty at all :(

    :p

    Ask her yourself. :rolleyes:

    You have to tell them it's beginners luck, man. ;)
    That way, you can use it again and again and again... Just not with the same girl.

    I think...


  • #209
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Dammit why didn't I think of beginners luck. Meh. No point trying to dust tracks now :D

    Op has disappeared. He must be getting jiggay ;)


  • #210
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Fingers crossed.
    I swear, if he bails on pics, I'm going to report every post he makes!


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  • #211
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    When you have your 1st time you'll give us pics, right? :pac::p


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