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Super flirting chat thread

  • 13-03-2010 2:15am
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    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,963 mod Tar.Aldarion


    Hey guise, what's up :pac:


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  • Hey .....were yoooos bin ? :pac:




  • Hey guise, what's up :pac:

    Heya Chick, I was in Turk's Head tonight.

    Where were you?




  • Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!




  • Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!

    Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

    And I suppose my invite to whatever plans you had was lost in t'post huh?




  • She lied to you to get me, I was never there! I was probably at home with a bed full of the opposite sex

    whats the next beers?


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  • Pfft, same sex for you.

    I dunno when the next beers is petal. Organise one.




  • Fago! wrote: »
    Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

    Did I? :pac:

    I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

    If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!




  • Did I? :pac:

    I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

    If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!

    Yep ya did.

    You lightweight. askin what boardzees i fancy.




  • And then talk got on to me naturally.




  • Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!


    Oh Hai Tar , ah good ..I'm holding my own ;)


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  • And then talk got on to me naturally.

    Yeah I asked her was she in t'turk's head, she said no, but you were there. She then asked was I going up to you. Naturally I told her that if I knew you were going, I'd have been there before you!




  • This is what you lot call flirting? :rolleyes:



    ;) @ Tar


    /flashes boobs




  • Hey babez




  • less talk more bewbs




  • boobs.jpg




  • You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
    That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

    And show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
    Something something in the month of May,
    Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.
    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.

    Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

    I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
    with a lot of girls.




  • And me




  • Is it just me or did this thread get all sticky?? ;)




  • You've got me wandering why I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough.




  • You've got me wandering why I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough.

    Ooh my favourite song!

    HAI!!!


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  • Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)




  • Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)

    Hai. Ridin yoo.




  • Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)

    We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library. ;)

    I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate. :o




  • Larianne wrote: »
    We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library. ;)

    I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate. :o
    J00 is studying books, should be studying Tar instead!!:eek:

    Nevermind, more for others to see;) /flashes imaginary boobs...well those or Abi's:p




  • I noes, but I can't find Tar no more. :(




  • Larianne wrote: »
    I noes, but I can't find Tar no more. :(

    WHere the hell is he?




  • Mostly asleep after drinking...Rollin' up to the club on the weekend
    Stylin' out to the beat that you're freakin'
    Fantasize on the track that you're tweakin'
    Blow my heart up

    Put your hands on my waist, pull the fader
    Run it back with original flavour




  • Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...


    Threres a knock on the door....



    *frightened eyes*


    0/




  • Did you recently accquire her album??

    I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion. :D


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  • Abitar wrote: »
    Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...


    Threres a knock on the door....



    *frightened eyes*


    0/
    you know where my bed is, giz a shout there...was just reading some texts there :D
    Larianne wrote: »
    Did you recently accquire her album??

    I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion. :D

    I'm a free bitch baby. Oh deadly song. Got her albums a while back, only started loving her then, would have loved to have known about the concert. Dance in the Dark on now :)

    Convulsion eh? ;)


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