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Super flirting chat thread

  • 13-03-2010 2:15am
    #1
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    Hey guise, what's up :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 Latchy


    Hey .....were yoooos bin ? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Hey guise, what's up :pac:

    Heya Chick, I was in Turk's Head tonight.

    Where were you?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!

    Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

    And I suppose my invite to whatever plans you had was lost in t'post huh?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    She lied to you to get me, I was never there! I was probably at home with a bed full of the opposite sex

    whats the next beers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Pfft, same sex for you.

    I dunno when the next beers is petal. Organise one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭ pikachucheeks


    Fago! wrote: »
    Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

    Did I? :pac:

    I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

    If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Did I? :pac:

    I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

    If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!

    Yep ya did.

    You lightweight. askin what boardzees i fancy.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    And then talk got on to me naturally.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 Latchy


    Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!


    Oh Hai Tar , ah good ..I'm holding my own ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    And then talk got on to me naturally.

    Yeah I asked her was she in t'turk's head, she said no, but you were there. She then asked was I going up to you. Naturally I told her that if I knew you were going, I'd have been there before you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭ Abi


    This is what you lot call flirting? :rolleyes:



    ;) @ Tar


    /flashes boobs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Hey babez


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    less talk more bewbs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭ Abi


    boobs.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
    That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

    And show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
    Something something in the month of May,
    Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.
    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.

    Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

    I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
    with a lot of girls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    And me


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,374 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Solitaire
    Moderator


    Is it just me or did this thread get all sticky?? ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    You've got me wandering why I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,955 ✭✭✭✭ Larianne
    Registered User


    You've got me wandering why I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough I,
    I like it rough.

    Ooh my favourite song!

    HAI!!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)

    Hai. Ridin yoo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,955 ✭✭✭✭ Larianne
    Registered User


    Love that song, what ya at for paddies ? ;)

    We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library. ;)

    I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate. :o


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭ entropi
    Mark It Zero!!


    Larianne wrote: »
    We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library. ;)

    I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate. :o
    J00 is studying books, should be studying Tar instead!!:eek:

    Nevermind, more for others to see;) /flashes imaginary boobs...well those or Abi's:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,955 ✭✭✭✭ Larianne
    Registered User


    I noes, but I can't find Tar no more. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 Fago!


    Larianne wrote: »
    I noes, but I can't find Tar no more. :(

    WHere the hell is he?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    Mostly asleep after drinking...Rollin' up to the club on the weekend
    Stylin' out to the beat that you're freakin'
    Fantasize on the track that you're tweakin'
    Blow my heart up

    Put your hands on my waist, pull the fader
    Run it back with original flavour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭ Abi


    Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...


    Threres a knock on the door....



    *frightened eyes*


    0/


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,955 ✭✭✭✭ Larianne
    Registered User


    Did you recently accquire her album??

    I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion. :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,967 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion
    /flails limbs


    Abitar wrote: »
    Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...


    Threres a knock on the door....



    *frightened eyes*


    0/
    you know where my bed is, giz a shout there...was just reading some texts there :D
    Larianne wrote: »
    Did you recently accquire her album??

    I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion. :D

    I'm a free bitch baby. Oh deadly song. Got her albums a while back, only started loving her then, would have loved to have known about the concert. Dance in the Dark on now :)

    Convulsion eh? ;)


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