Super flirting chat thread

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2010 2:15am #1

Hey guise, what's up :pac:

Latchy · 13-03-2010 2:19am

Hey .....were yoooos bin ? :pac:

Fago! · 13-03-2010 2:41am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hey guise, what's up :pac:

Heya Chick, I was in Turk's Head tonight.

Where were you?

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2010 2:52am

Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!

Fago! · 13-03-2010 3:13am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!

Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

And I suppose my invite to whatever plans you had was lost in t'post huh?

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2010 4:02am

She lied to you to get me, I was never there! I was probably at home with a bed full of the opposite sex

whats the next beers?

Fago! · 13-03-2010 9:02am

Pfft, same sex for you.

I dunno when the next beers is petal. Organise one.

pikachucheeks · 13-03-2010 2:27pm

Fago! wrote: »

Whoa Pika told me you were there! That's why no invite found you.

Did I? :pac:

I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!

Fago! · 13-03-2010 3:33pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Did I? :pac:

I don't remember saying that, I remember asking if you were going with him!

If I did say that, I'm blaming that awful Fat Frog rubbish I was drinking!

Yep ya did.

You lightweight. askin what boardzees i fancy.

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2010 7:13pm

And then talk got on to me naturally.

Latchy · 13-03-2010 9:59pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Didn't get any invite! fro shame! howaya latchers! What's crackin!

Oh Hai Tar , ah good ..I'm holding my own

Fago! · 14-03-2010 2:49pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

And then talk got on to me naturally.

Yeah I asked her was she in t'turk's head, she said no, but you were there. She then asked was I going up to you. Naturally I told her that if I knew you were going, I'd have been there before you!

Abi · 14-03-2010 3:42pm

This is what you lot call flirting? :rolleyes:

@ Tar

/flashes boobs

Fago! · 14-03-2010 4:02pm

Hey babez

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2010 5:42pm

less talk more bewbs

Abi · 14-03-2010 5:53pm

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2010 5:58pm

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

Fago! · 14-03-2010 6:03pm

And me

Solitaire · 16-03-2010 11:13pm

Is it just me or did this thread get all sticky??

Tar.Aldarion · 16-03-2010 11:14pm

You've got me wandering why I,
I like it rough I,
I like it rough I,
I like it rough.

Larianne · 17-03-2010 12:10am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

You've got me wandering why I,
I like it rough I,
I like it rough I,
I like it rough.

Ooh my favourite song!

HAI!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 5:33am

Love that song, what ya at for paddies ?

Fago! · 17-03-2010 1:54pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Love that song, what ya at for paddies ?

Hai. Ridin yoo.

Larianne · 17-03-2010 3:26pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Love that song, what ya at for paddies ?

We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library.

I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate.

entropi · 17-03-2010 4:59pm

Larianne wrote: »

We can have an earphone each down the corner of the library.

I iz meant to be studying but I can't concentrate.

J00 is studying books, should be studying Tar instead!!:eek:

Nevermind, more for others to see;) /flashes imaginary boobs...well those or Abi's:p

Larianne · 17-03-2010 5:03pm

I noes, but I can't find Tar no more.

Fago! · 17-03-2010 5:50pm

Larianne wrote: »

I noes, but I can't find Tar no more.

WHere the hell is he?

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 6:33pm

Mostly asleep after drinking...Rollin' up to the club on the weekend
Stylin' out to the beat that you're freakin'
Fantasize on the track that you're tweakin'
Blow my heart up

Put your hands on my waist, pull the fader
Run it back with original flavour

Abi · 17-03-2010 7:41pm

Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...

Threres a knock on the door....

*frightened eyes*

0/

Larianne · 17-03-2010 7:42pm

Did you recently accquire her album??

I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 7:56pm

Abitar wrote: »

Tar Aldarion... get your sweet ass in here and make passionate love to me.. so hawt and sexy all caution gets thrown to the wind...

Threres a knock on the door....

*frightened eyes*

0/

you know where my bed is, giz a shout there...was just reading some texts there

Larianne wrote: »

Did you recently accquire her album??

I went to her concert. AMAZZZZZZZZZZING!!!! When Dance In The Dark came on as the first song (my reeeal fav song) I nearly had a convulsion.

I'm a free bitch baby. Oh deadly song. Got her albums a while back, only started loving her then, would have loved to have known about the concert. Dance in the Dark on now

Convulsion eh?

Larianne · 17-03-2010 7:58pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

you know where my bed is, giz a shout there...was just reading some texts there

I'm a free bitch baby. Oh deadly song. Got her albums a while back, only started loving her then, would have loved to have known about the concert. Dance in the Dark on now

Convulsion eh?

Yeah, when I get trés excited. That hasn't happened in a while now. Last time in the library a good while back... *sob*

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 8:00pm

ha!just have to move where you sit :P
heh. I moved because I could get the computer science net over in the corner

Larianne · 17-03-2010 8:03pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

ha!just have to move where you sit :P
heh. I moved because I could get the computer science net over in the corner

But it was a few different locations I saw you in.

Anyways... I have my own little corner now. No hawtness to look at but I should be studying anyways so its all good.

I shall find you at the Ball. It'll be like a real life game of Where's Wally?

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 8:11pm

Ah yeah I suppose, I'm just not over there as much I guess! I sound better than studying, throw us a paper airplane

If I can get a ticket for the ball!

Will · 17-03-2010 8:18pm

gis a roide tar!

Fago! · 17-03-2010 8:26pm

Will has entered the race now.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 8:54pm

Which means the race is over, this is filthy bear we are talking about

Fago! · 17-03-2010 9:00pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Which means the race is over, this is filthy bear we are talking about

Knowing you, there'll be a new race 5 minutes after you're done with Will.

witch oil wihn.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 9:01pm

Who said there was one race...and that there could only be one winner

Fago! · 17-03-2010 9:03pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Who said there was one race...and that there could only be one winner

Group sex ftw.

Speaking off, Fibbers tomorrow. Be there, bring friends!

Karl Hungus · 17-03-2010 9:17pm

Abi · 17-03-2010 10:39pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

you know where my bed is, giz a shout there...was just reading some texts there

*points*

Over there, right?

brb

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 10:48pm

I want to have sex now. First to d5 gets it. yes. That IS how it works.

Karl Hungus · 17-03-2010 10:49pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I want to have sex now. First to d5 gets it. yes. That IS how it works.

To the partyvan! :pac:

Fago! · 17-03-2010 10:56pm

Karl Hungus wrote: »

To the Tar-tyvan! :pac:

FYP

Karl Hungus · 17-03-2010 11:03pm

We need to stick on some tunes for the journey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcu8YWs7uM

Abi · 17-03-2010 11:28pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I want to have sex now. First to d5 gets it. yes. That IS how it works.

D5 me repeatedly babe

big spoon x

Tar.Aldarion · 17-03-2010 11:39pm

open you mouth, close your eyes and you..

Fago! · 17-03-2010 11:56pm

Over the teeth and past the gums, look out larynx here I cums!

Deep throat ftw!

Abi · 19-03-2010 5:43pm

Ohhhh Tarrrrr

*come hither finger*

Super flirting chat thread

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