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Where is the strangest place you have vomited after a heavy night on the drink?

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  • #62
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    In a hollow elephants foot at Dublin Zoo. Was ill all day from the train ride up and well, threw up just outside the gift shop:o


  • #63
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Was crashing at my friends apartment which had a balcony overlooking a restaurant. Part off the restaurants roof was glass...


    I crawled out to the balcony on my hands and knees and hurled what looked like black tar and marmalade all over the glass roof.

    They didn't have many customers that day:D

    PS: Forgot to add that in my drunken stupor I panicked and tried to wash it off by pouring a litre of Coke down on top off it, which only made it all sticky and impossible to wash off.


  • #64
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    On some dude...

    I was young and foolish... :o


  • #65
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    In my first week in Uni, after a serious night on the sauce I got with this girl who lived in our halls. Anyway we did the business and during the night I woke up with the urge to puke so i leant out her window and vomited all down her window and the window below us.

    She said "What the **** did you do that for?"

    I just shrugged it off(still pissed) and told her to chill and "just blame upstairs", then she informed me that there were only two floors and that we were on the second :D


  • #66
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Useful.Idiot wrote: »
    On a girls hair in a queue for a night club.
    Win. :)


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  • #67
    [Deleted User]
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    After a bit of a heavy night previously, the next afternoon on the side of the M50 heading Northbound on a Saturday afternoon, just after the "old toll bridge" bit!

    Lots of disgruntled family types tutting at me in their 7 seaters with the kids in the back....

    :o


  • #68
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    All over the apartment I stayed in when In lanzarote last year...EVERY night I went out!

    Hit the Blinds when I went to open the window there were wooden shutters that I didn't get open in time!

    Other than that, I dunno, loads of places really.


  • #69
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Out the door of a taxi while it was stopped at traffic lights somewhere in Rathfarnham. That's my last recollection of that night...
    I do believe I saw you do that, unless someone else has done it :P


  • #70
    gollem_1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭gollem_1975


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Like peeing or crapping, you make sure to make it to a loo.
    __________________
    Just waiting for the next election campaign so that I can crap on Fianna Failure and Green candidates the way their parties have crapped on us!

    So have you worked out how you're going to coax the greena fail people to accompany you to the loo :pac:


  • #71
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    up my sleeve


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  • #72
    jimmay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭jimmay


    Last Friday night after a night on the tiles mixing drinks.

    Cue...Eddy Rockets.

    To the waitress(es) who had to clean my table...apologies :o


  • #73
    horseplay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭horseplay


    cloakroom hatch of a nightclub, not too cool , but not that upset by it either:)


  • #74
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    On a mate of mines ceiling.


  • #75
    BigBenRoeth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭BigBenRoeth


    The barracks :pac:


  • #76
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    It was late, I was drunk, somebody gave me a rancid drink and got the urge to puke. To act like I was still coherent I vomited into the pint glass and placed it back on the bar :pac:

    It looked like a meaty Guinness drink! :P


  • #77
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    It was late, I was drunk, somebody gave me a rancid drink and got the urge to puke. To act like I was still coherent I vomited into the pint glass and placed it back on the bar :pac:

    It looked like a meaty Guinness drink! :P

    That's how they make steak and ale pie. True story.


  • #78
    BigBenRoeth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭BigBenRoeth


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    It was late, I was drunk, somebody gave me a rancid drink and got the urge to puke. To act like I was still coherent I vomited into the pint glass and placed it back on the bar :pac:

    I love when you do ridiculous things like that to try and make it seem like you're not hopelessly drunk :pac:


  • #79
    auditek923
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    On the mattress in my friends spar room, which i then flipped over in my drunken state only to spew on the clean side as well.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_WsD9Lim0A
    thats classic hahahahahah


  • #80
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    I vomited a shoulder of SoCo and a penne pollo onto my girlfriend as she slept. I think it brought us closer together...


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