Where is the strangest place you have vomited after a heavy night on the drink?

Agricola · 08-03-2010 09:47PM

Probably on the street....

Isnt it weird how almost anything seems like a good idea when you're drunk. I remember around a year ago, I knocked back 3 Hennessys in around 30 minutes. I got abit queesy and couldnt get through the throng of people to the jax. Since I was sitting beside the front door, I walked outside onto a busy street. People were passing me by in and out of the pub................and I was "this" close to projectile vomitting right there and then. And I remeber thinking it would be the most natural thing in the world and nobody would bat an eyelid. Luckily, the nausea passed and I went back inside. For some medicinal Guinesses!

kelle · 08-03-2010 09:52PM

I am ashamed to say, but many years ago I drank so much wine on a hen night that when I got the urge to vomit I didn't make it to the ladies - the men's was nearer; I ran in, pushed aside a poor unsuspecting guy using a urinal and puked right into the urinal!

Oh, the shame of it - I never got drunk again after that.

Run_to_da_hills · 08-03-2010 09:53PM

Passenger seat and floor well of the old mans car when he was asked to drag me home from my aunts 25th wedding anniversary.

Agricola · 08-03-2010 09:54PM

kelle wrote: »

I am ashamed to say, but many years ago I drank so much wine on a hen night that when I got the urge to vomit I didn't make it to the ladies - the men's was nearer; I ran in, pushed aside a poor unsuspecting guy using a urinal and puked right into the urinal!

Oh, the shame of it - I never got drunk again after that.

Where can a guy meet more classy ladies like you!

Liam Byrne · 08-03-2010 09:55PM

Nowhere strange.

Puking in public - or being so drunk that you need to - is not cool.

Like peeing or crapping, you make sure to make it to a loo.

G_R · 08-03-2010 09:56PM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

I got sick during my first bungee jump. Wasn't from drink though. Had smoked a joint a while before hand thinking it would calm me down. It did enough to jump me off the edge but also enough to me to puke right down into a bouncing castle below.

haha brilliant

marvsins · 08-03-2010 09:58PM

Years back my misses got sick out 3rd floor hotel corridor window, thought no more until we were walking by the next day to see a massive stain running down the wall. My one chance to tut tut !!

Mr. Presentable · 08-03-2010 09:58PM

"It's a Small World" ride in Disneyland

actingthegoat · 08-03-2010 09:59PM

Into the hollow part of a guitar (not mine), silly to leave it lying by the bed

sharpey85 · 08-03-2010 10:01PM

IN the 2nd, 5th and 8th pub of a 12 pub, pub crawl. Still stayed out all night as well!!!

AnonoBoy · 08-03-2010 10:04PM

Leitrim.

Weirdest thing is I started drinking in Waterford that night. :eek:

kelle · 08-03-2010 10:05PM

Agricola wrote: »

Where can a guy meet more classy ladies like you!

I know, poor guy has probably never forgotten it.

My name is URL · 08-03-2010 10:05PM

I vomited on a bouncers shoes one night when I was about 16.. it was a teenage disco

Bolag_the_2nd · 08-03-2010 10:33PM

gagiteebo wrote: »

Hahaha how did you manage that? That's a skill in itself

the keen edge wrote: »

One night I went on a serious bender in Lisdoonvarna.
Slept in the van, outside the parish church, had to open the door and stick my head out to puke although the night. Woke in the morning to a flock of bird's picking at the puddle of vomit, whilst families on their way to mass had to tip toed around the cascade of rancid stomach contentsI had left on their hallowed ground.

Was I embarrassed by this disgusting act? Not really, I was more embarrassed by the yoke I woke up beside, I say yoke as I wasn't 100% sure she was a women.:o

she-males should not be allowed out when the pubs are open, its so unfair to you poor drunken blokes, i have a few mates that had beer goggles on, i find it funny though

Flesh Gorden · 08-03-2010 10:36PM

Last Sunday into the fireplace, 3am fire was nearly out but the smell was unnatural and it kept sizzling

Was feeling nauseous, didn't want to wake everyone running upstairs
taught it would be better then the carpet

Paddy's day 6 yeas ago, I was 16 walking back from the city,
me and the drummer trying to show off to the new bass player
puked all over a new 7 series that was 8ft beneath us on a ramp

The ex last year in one of those "Are you ok?" moments
vomited in my face without any warning, suppose it was revenge in a way

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Joey the lips · 08-03-2010 10:38PM

I got sick on my o/h that was as strange as they get. She was miffied and i was embarressed the next day but she stayed with me so she must have pittied me or something

AlmightyCushion · 08-03-2010 10:40PM

I was at a house party once where some guy picked up his shoe, got sick on it and then put his shoe back on. The weird squelching sound he made as he walked about was as hilarious as it was disgusting.

Chicken Run · 08-03-2010 10:43PM

down my husband's back as he was carrying me to bed

into my cupped hands at a very posh "black tie" dinner dance (2 bottles of red wine...not pretty)

Bolag_the_2nd · 08-03-2010 10:48PM

ive never had a vomit moment but my ex hubby was so voilently sick on the way home from the pub one night that he shat himself, had to walk from the comet to ballymun.

i hope he is on Boards.ie so he can feel the shame

HalloweenJack · 08-03-2010 10:53PM

On someone's sitting room floor while watching telly
In my bin
In my schoolbag (my personal favourite as I had school the next day)
On my bedroom floor while asleep

The funniest (looking back on it) was actually my ex. She once got sick on me while we were both sleeping. I woke up the next morning covered in vomit and didn't have a clue what was going on. I woke her and she told me she got sick in her sleep, woke up but was too tired to bother cleaning it. Classy girl she was.

Currywurst · 08-03-2010 11:10PM

The first day I visited my girlfriend who lived abroad, we stayed in their holiday home, and i destoryed their bathroom. I was mortified. It wasnt from drink though, i guess it was the water from brushing my teeth.

df1985 · 08-03-2010 11:19PM

i used to work in a bar in tenerife, we were allowed drink what we like and would get hammered most nights. a couple of times id be in the middle of serving people and would have to say "one moment please" as i turned and puked in the bin behind the bar.people couldnt get over how drunk we would be working, wouldnt happen here!

pablomakaveli · 08-03-2010 11:22PM

The weirdest place i vomited was when i vomited into the River Lee.:)

degausserxo · 08-03-2010 11:22PM

Michellenman wrote: »

In to my handbag. In a taxi on the way home, knew I was gonna be sick but being hammered didn't want to have to stop. So I calmly removed everything out of my bag, put it all in to my pockets and let rip in to my handbag. Got out of the taxi and emptied my bag on the grass. Pure impressed with myself at how I managed to take everything out first. Ruined my shoes though emptying it out. Ah well, win some lose some.

This, only I didn't get everything out in time. Actually, I didn't get anything out in time. Nothing like washing your passport with the worst hangover of all time.

Currywurst · 08-03-2010 11:23PM

df1985 wrote: »

i used to work in a bar in tenerife, we were allowed drink what we like and would get hammered most nights. a couple of times id be in the middle of serving people and would have to say "one moment please" as i turned and puked in the bin behind the bar.people couldnt get over how drunk we would be working, wouldnt happen here!

Ha! Thats great. ever try just drinking whatever the next customers ordered?

df1985 · 08-03-2010 11:25PM

Currywurst wrote: »

Ha! Thats great. ever try just drinking whatever the next customers ordered?

never did that but the way we got pissed was when someone ordered a shot we would make an extra one of the same for ourselves.over the course of a night thats a lot of shots and all them shots mixed wouldnt sit well, hence puke-ahontas here making an appearance!

Useful.Idiot · 08-03-2010 11:27PM

Many a place.

All over the interior of a taxi. (didn't have to pay haha. also realised I was just outside my house when I threw up)

Down the side of my bed.

Down the side of my bed in the house of the French Family taking care of me on an exchange trip.

On a girls hair in a queue for a night club.

Clogged up a mates sink.

Lots of places during Oxegen '08 and '09. Also puked outside a tent, threw my mate on it and proceeded to wrestle him in my sick.

bluecatmorgana · 09-03-2010 12:13AM

df1985 wrote: »

i used to work in a bar in tenerife, we were allowed drink what we like and would get hammered most nights. a couple of times id be in the middle of serving people and would have to say "one moment please" as i turned and puked in the bin behind the bar.people couldnt get over how drunk we would be working, wouldnt happen here!

Something similar for me.
I was hungover working in a bookies and a few times I had to ask the customer to hold on one moment, get down on the floor behind the counter on my hands and knees and wretch into a bin...

~Marky~ · 09-03-2010 12:28AM

When I was in school I puked all over the desk while watching a child birth video in biology and then a few seconds later I passed out onto my sick lol.
I am such a wuss

rainbow kirby · 09-03-2010 12:36AM

Out the door of a taxi while it was stopped at traffic lights somewhere in Rathfarnham. That's my last recollection of that night...

Where is the strangest place you have vomited after a heavy night on the drink?

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