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Farts

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  • #62
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    No they're not.
    cute_cow wrote: »
    I'm a lady
    I fart (lots)
    And whats more I laugh at my farts....

    Did one about 10 minutes ago and had to get the air freshner.....

    Perhaps "lady" is the wrong word :D

    Marry me!


  • #63
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    No they're not.
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I am a lady.
    Ladies do not fart:pac:

    We simply cough in our knickers!:D

    ETA: Just noticed IamXavier got there first.:(


  • #64
    Adriatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭Adriatic


    No they're not.
    Funny as fook, when I was about ten, me and my cousin began to categorize farts according to their decibel level and stench, apart from the standard heave ho rink warning, there was the silent night, the Morris Minor and the Morris Traveller (you don't want to be around when this one goes off) among others


  • #65
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    No they're not.
    my mam used to say that ladies dont fart they fluff, in that case mam, the fluff i just let rip burnt the hole outta me and made my eyes water a little bit :eek:


  • #66
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I have a slightly off-colour joke on the subject: behind spoiler tags to protect the innocent.
    The scene: a men's prison, late at night. The lights are out, and all is quiet, then someone lets out a thundering fart. Silence, then someone says "Ooh! We have a virgin here!"

    Farts are great ... sharts (a.k.a. foops), not so great. :(

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



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  • #67
    Koloman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Koloman


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    posted this before, yes fanny farts are hilarious, as long as theyre done infront of someone suitable! :o

    Here's a dedication to all the women farters out there!



  • #68
    Teddy Chips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Teddy Chips


    Farts are brilliant. Letting out a silent destroyer after a turnip dinner at a pre marriage course was one of my highlights.


  • #69
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    posted this before, yes fanny farts are hilarious, as long as theyre done infront of someone suitable! :o

    That fucking quote LOL. My fone went for a swim in the bath after reading that. Couldn't stop laughing! :o


  • #70
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    cute_cow wrote: »
    I'm a lady
    I fart (lots)
    And whats more I laugh at my farts....

    Did one about 10 minutes ago and had to get the air freshner.....

    Perhaps "lady" is the wrong word :D

    im a lady


  • #71
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    I do laugh at other people farting, but I could never fart around anyone - ever. Never have or ever will!


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  • #72
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    No they're not.
    WHY?


  • #73
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    Ouch, caps!


    Because I'm just not comfortable with it, just can't :/


  • #74
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    No they're not.
    Sorry but it's an important question. :D You'll only truly understand the hilarity of them when you do.


  • #75
    Shaws
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Shaws


    My mum says ladies don't fart, they make rudies! oh excuse me, I just made a rudie!! :p


  • #76
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    lalee17 wrote: »
    Sorry but it's an important question. :D You'll only truly understand the hilarity of them when you do.

    Thats not true! I get it.. I get it :pac:


    Wouldn't even around my own family though! 0/


  • #77
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    Abitar wrote: »
    Thats not true! I get it.. I get it :pac:


    Wouldn't even around my own family though! 0/

    you must build up some amount of cabbage gas


  • #78
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abitar wrote: »
    Ouch, caps!


    Because I'm just not comfortable with it, just can't :/

    lol .. Legend :D


  • #79
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    No they're not.
    WeeBushy wrote: »
    Was at a rugby match in donnybrook a few years ago at a cup match. The other team had a penalty so there was silence for his kick... queue me letting rip (the acoustics was aided by the wooden seats) a dangerously loud one. Our entire support erupted into gales of laughter.

    Highlight of my life thus far.

    You'd do well to top that.


  • #80
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you must build up some amount of cabbage gas

    LOL :pac:



    No. If I feel a bit um.... you know...

    >bathroom


    0/


  • #81
    cute_cow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭cute_cow


    No they're not.
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    im a lady

    Smart Arse!

    Am def a tad more lady-ish than that!!


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  • #82
    cute_cow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭cute_cow


    No they're not.
    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Marry me!

    be warned....love nothing better than dutch oven-ing!!!


  • #83
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    No they're not.
    I went on this fairground ride called the Chamber of Farts. Was more disturbing than funny. :(


  • #84
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    Abitar wrote: »
    LOL :pac:



    No. If I feel a bit um.... you know...

    >bathroom


    0/

    under your name it says mmmmm...peas

    have you ever eaten mushy peas and savoured the 'aroma' afterwards:)


  • #85
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    cute_cow wrote: »
    be warned....love nothing better than dutch oven-ing!!!

    do ever do the wizards cloak?


  • #86
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No they're not.
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    under your name it says mmmmm...peas
    Thats not what you think it is =P
    have you ever eaten mushy peas and savoured the 'aroma' afterwards:)

    Oh gawd you're sick lol.


  • #87
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    Abitar wrote: »
    Thats not what you think it is =P



    Oh gawd you're sick lol.

    i had better go, i had beans on toast for breakfast, then sprouts, cabbage and mushy peas with my dinner and a rhubarb pie for dessert.

    yabba dabba doooo


  • #88
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I've been off the internet for 2 weeks. It nice to see AH is the same...

    The government rabble rabble threads x 2 - check
    Pedo ate a honduran baby in campervan type thread x 1 - check
    fart thread x 1 - check
    Poo threads x 1 - check
    Whats your favourite threads x 1 - check
    The obligatry "whats your least favourite" spin off thread x 1 - check
    I like this girl, but cant find my balls thread x 1 - check

    Yup. Still the same.


  • #89
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    No they're not.
    snyper wrote: »
    I've been off the internet for 2 weeks. It nice to see AH is the same...

    The government rabble rabble threads x 2 - check
    Pedo ate a honduran baby in campervan type thread x 1 - check
    fart thread x 1 - check
    Poo threads x 1 - check
    Whats your favourite threads x 1 - check
    The obligatry "whats your least favourite" spin off thread x 1 - check
    I like this girl, but cant find my balls thread x 1 - check

    Yup. Still the same.

    No, Catholic or Islamic threads though. It's diversifying!


  • #90
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Kids are like farts .........you can just about stand your own!


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  • #91
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    No they're not.
    ^^^^

    i pissed myself laughing, then farted


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