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Farts

Fago!

I think they're hilarious!

Standing at traffic lights yesterday and an elderly woman let out the loudest fart ever. Cut to me and the other pedestrians bursting out in laughter.

Then ten minutes ago I let out a big fart and I'm still in hysterics.

Even the word sounds funny - FART

Do you think they're funny?

Have you got embarrassed by tooting in public?

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Fago!

cute_cow wrote: »

I'm a lady
I fart (lots)
And whats more I laugh at my farts....

Did one about 10 minutes ago and had to get the air freshner.....

Perhaps "lady" is the wrong word

Marry me!

Millicent

alwaysadub wrote: »

I am a lady.
Ladies do not fart:pac:

We simply cough in our knickers!:D

ETA: Just noticed IamXavier got there first.:(

Adriatic

Funny as fook, when I was about ten, me and my cousin began to categorize farts according to their decibel level and stench, apart from the standard heave ho rink warning, there was the silent night, the Morris Minor and the Morris Traveller (you don't want to be around when this one goes off) among others

Bolag_the_2nd

my mam used to say that ladies dont fart they fluff, in that case mam, the fluff i just let rip burnt the hole outta me and made my eyes water a little bit :eek:

bnt

I have a slightly off-colour joke on the subject: behind spoiler tags to protect the innocent.

The scene: a men's prison, late at night. The lights are out, and all is quiet, then someone lets out a thundering fart. Silence, then someone says "Ooh! We have a virgin here!"

Farts are great ... sharts (a.k.a. foops), not so great.

Koloman

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

posted this before, yes fanny farts are hilarious, as long as theyre done infront of someone suitable!

Here's a dedication to all the women farters out there!

Teddy Chips

Farts are brilliant. Letting out a silent destroyer after a turnip dinner at a pre marriage course was one of my highlights.

Abi

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

posted this before, yes fanny farts are hilarious, as long as theyre done infront of someone suitable!

That fucking quote LOL. My fone went for a swim in the bath after reading that. Couldn't stop laughing!

admiralofthefleet

cute_cow wrote: »

I'm a lady
I fart (lots)
And whats more I laugh at my farts....

Did one about 10 minutes ago and had to get the air freshner.....

Perhaps "lady" is the wrong word

im a lady

Abi

I do laugh at other people farting, but I could never fart around anyone - ever. Never have or ever will!

lalee17

WHY?

Abi

Ouch, caps!

Because I'm just not comfortable with it, just can't

lalee17

Sorry but it's an important question.

You'll only truly understand the hilarity of them when you do.

Shaws

My mum says ladies don't fart, they make rudies! oh excuse me, I just made a rudie!!

Abi

lalee17 wrote: »

Sorry but it's an important question. You'll only truly understand the hilarity of them when you do.

Thats not true! I get it.. I get it :pac:

Wouldn't even around my own family though! 0/

admiralofthefleet

Abitar wrote: »

Thats not true! I get it.. I get it :pac:

Wouldn't even around my own family though! 0/

you must build up some amount of cabbage gas

Latchy

Abitar wrote: »

Ouch, caps!

Because I'm just not comfortable with it, just can't

lol .. Legend

m@cc@

WeeBushy wrote: »

Was at a rugby match in donnybrook a few years ago at a cup match. The other team had a penalty so there was silence for his kick... queue me letting rip (the acoustics was aided by the wooden seats) a dangerously loud one. Our entire support erupted into gales of laughter.

Highlight of my life thus far.

You'd do well to top that.

Abi

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you must build up some amount of cabbage gas

LOL :pac:

No. If I feel a bit um.... you know...

>bathroom

0/

cute_cow

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

im a lady

Smart Arse!

Am def a tad more lady-ish than that!!

cute_cow

Fago_25 wrote: »

Marry me!

be warned....love nothing better than dutch oven-ing!!!

m@cc@

I went on this fairground ride called the Chamber of Farts. Was more disturbing than funny.

admiralofthefleet

Abitar wrote: »

LOL :pac:

No. If I feel a bit um.... you know...

>bathroom

0/

under your name it says mmmmm...peas

have you ever eaten mushy peas and savoured the 'aroma' afterwards:)

admiralofthefleet

cute_cow wrote: »

be warned....love nothing better than dutch oven-ing!!!

do ever do the wizards cloak?

Abi

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

under your name it says mmmmm...peas

Thats not what you think it is =P

have you ever eaten mushy peas and savoured the 'aroma' afterwards:)

Oh gawd you're sick lol.

admiralofthefleet

Abitar wrote: »

Thats not what you think it is =P

Oh gawd you're sick lol.

i had better go, i had beans on toast for breakfast, then sprouts, cabbage and mushy peas with my dinner and a rhubarb pie for dessert.

yabba dabba doooo

AckwelFoley

I've been off the internet for 2 weeks. It nice to see AH is the same...

The government rabble rabble threads x 2 - check
Pedo ate a honduran baby in campervan type thread x 1 - check
fart thread x 1 - check
Poo threads x 1 - check
Whats your favourite threads x 1 - check
The obligatry "whats your least favourite" spin off thread x 1 - check
I like this girl, but cant find my balls thread x 1 - check

Yup. Still the same.

m@cc@

snyper wrote: »

I've been off the internet for 2 weeks. It nice to see AH is the same...

The government rabble rabble threads x 2 - check
Pedo ate a honduran baby in campervan type thread x 1 - check
fart thread x 1 - check
Poo threads x 1 - check
Whats your favourite threads x 1 - check
The obligatry "whats your least favourite" spin off thread x 1 - check
I like this girl, but cant find my balls thread x 1 - check

Yup. Still the same.

No, Catholic or Islamic threads though. It's diversifying!

pebbles21

Kids are like farts .........you can just about stand your own!

admiralofthefleet

^^^^

i pissed myself laughing, then farted