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  • #6452
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ynotdu has confussed CDfm, who thinks this is now the chat thread and is lost in boards tryin to find lie thread!!!


  • #6453
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has posted a link to the thread on her website www.joesgirls.com and has charged ynotdu big membership fees to chat to beautiful women who want to date you. For extra money he will get to meet Madame Sarky the Dominatrix.


  • #6454
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm got the pensioners rate!!!


  • #6455
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm's wifey heeps beaaiten him, his only retreat is the cupboard where he posts on his nephew's missing laptop


  • #6456
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Slaps, tickles and kicks elephants repeatedly


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  • #6457
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero likes his women like he likes his Bulmers , by the neck, over ice or cool draught.


  • #6458
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has perfected base jumping without a parachute, jumping bollock-naked squeezing his nose,closing his mouth and spreading his legs


  • #6459
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Nursing his cuts and scratches Staker has decided that his no matter how desperate he is he shall stop drinking once he finds the neighbourhoods cat lady attractive in future.


  • #6460
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is head of his neighbourhood watch, but some think he is just a peekin tom!!!


  • #6461
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    joes girls wrote: »
    CDfm is head of his neighbourhood watch, but some think he is just a peekin tom!!!

    PENIS!


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  • #6462
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MichaelIrsh plays scrabble


  • #6463
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm runs an icecream van in the summer, and gives free 99's to any woman that winks at him!!!


  • #6464
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls bakes incredibly good cakes


  • #6465
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.


  • #6466
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    CDfm wrote: »
    Joes Girls bakes incredibly good cakes

    CDfm is a sexy bastard.


  • #6467
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    homah_7ft wrote: »
    Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.

    Would not know how to steer a fast car, and always thought fast women were just good runners!!!


  • #6468
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah_7ft wrote: »
    Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.
    Michaelrsh wrote: »
    CDfm is a sexy bastard.


    All true except the district judge bit :D


  • #6469
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is a former nun.


  • #6470
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    joes girls wrote: »
    Would not know how to steer a fast car, and always thought fast women were just good runners!!!
    When Joes Girls crosses the street near her house cars screech to a halt..................cos she's a Lollypop Lady


  • #6471
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Collects stamps. So far he has stamped on four Kerrymen, a snail and one pop tart.


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  • #6472
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    is only 4ft tall


  • #6473
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    H666 has a cupboard full of used tisues, which he cuddles when he feels lonely


  • #6474
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    H666 has a cupboard full of used tisues, which he cuddles when he feels lonely


  • #6475
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    pot noodle like to poop in his noodles and eat them


  • #6476
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    HS 666 spends his days twittering and posting on here - wearing a paisley smoking jacket a cravat, smoking cafe creme cigars sipping at luke warm soya milk


  • #6477
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    practices ostensibly to nibble omlettes out-doors leaving equals =


  • #6478
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero sits on the train in his suit, laptop opened and his city news paper, with his McDonalds uniform in his man-bag!!!


  • #6479
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs once went to the McDonalds where Cicero worked and asked him to spit on her chips.He obliged and she ate them. Such is her Cicero devotion.


  • #6480
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    CDfm wrote: »
    JGs once went to the McDonalds where Cicero worked and asked him to spit on her chips.He obliged and she ate them. Such is her Cicero devotion.

    Quit yar Jibber Jabber JG only eats Banananananananananananananananananannannananananannanannanannananannannanannnananannananannnaanananannnanaannnannnnnna's


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  • #6481
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    ynotpostsober only posts rhetorically


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