Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls

Ynotdu has confussed CDfm, who thinks this is now the chat thread and is lost in boards tryin to find lie thread!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls has posted a link to the thread on her website www.joesgirls.com and has charged ynotdu big membership fees to chat to beautiful women who want to date you. For extra money he will get to meet Madame Sarky the Dominatrix.

joes girls

CDfm got the pensioners rate!!!

staker

CDfm's wifey heeps beaaiten him, his only retreat is the cupboard where he posts on his nephew's missing laptop

Cicero

Slaps, tickles and kicks elephants repeatedly

CDfm

Cicero likes his women like he likes his Bulmers , by the neck, over ice or cool draught.

staker

CDfm has perfected base jumping without a parachute, jumping bollock-naked squeezing his nose,closing his mouth and spreading his legs

CDfm

Nursing his cuts and scratches Staker has decided that his no matter how desperate he is he shall stop drinking once he finds the neighbourhoods cat lady attractive in future.

joes girls

CDfm is head of his neighbourhood watch, but some think he is just a peekin tom!!!

Michaelrsh

joes girls wrote: »

CDfm is head of his neighbourhood watch, but some think he is just a peekin tom!!!

PENIS!

CDfm

MichaelIrsh plays scrabble

joes girls

CDfm runs an icecream van in the summer, and gives free 99's to any woman that winks at him!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls bakes incredibly good cakes

homah_7ft

Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.

Michaelrsh

CDfm wrote: »

Joes Girls bakes incredibly good cakes

CDfm is a sexy bastard.

joes girls

homah_7ft wrote: »

Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.

Would not know how to steer a fast car, and always thought fast women were just good runners!!!

CDfm

homah_7ft wrote: »

Is a district court judge famed for driving fast cars and imfamous for even faster women.

Michaelrsh wrote: »

CDfm is a sexy bastard.

All true except the district judge bit

homah_7ft

Is a former nun.

CDfm

joes girls wrote: »

Would not know how to steer a fast car, and always thought fast women were just good runners!!!

When Joes Girls crosses the street near her house cars screech to a halt..................cos she's a Lollypop Lady

homah_7ft

Collects stamps. So far he has stamped on four Kerrymen, a snail and one pop tart.

hitlersson666

is only 4ft tall

Pot Noodle =

H666 has a cupboard full of used tisues, which he cuddles when he feels lonely

Pot Noodle =

H666 has a cupboard full of used tisues, which he cuddles when he feels lonely

hitlersson666

pot noodle like to poop in his noodles and eat them

Pot Noodle =

HS 666 spends his days twittering and posting on here - wearing a paisley smoking jacket a cravat, smoking cafe creme cigars sipping at luke warm soya milk

Cicero

practices ostensibly to nibble omlettes out-doors leaving equals =

joes girls

Cicero sits on the train in his suit, laptop opened and his city news paper, with his McDonalds uniform in his man-bag!!!

CDfm

JGs once went to the McDonalds where Cicero worked and asked him to spit on her chips.He obliged and she ate them. Such is her Cicero devotion.

ynotdu

CDfm wrote: »

JGs once went to the McDonalds where Cicero worked and asked him to spit on her chips.He obliged and she ate them. Such is her Cicero devotion.

Quit yar Jibber Jabber JG only eats Banananananananananananananananananannannananananannanannanannananannannanannnananannananannnaanananannnanaannnannnnnna's

CDfm

ynotpostsober only posts rhetorically