Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Matt Holck

when CDfm clears his throat, phlegm is the reason.

CDfm

Matt Holck likes to mow his grass at midnight

staker

CDfm was out early this morning picking snowdrops,he had them arranged in the vase on the mantlepiece, realised they were missing something so he squirted them with ketchup to remind him of his darkside.
it's his constant struggle

Cicero

staker only has until June to legally drop snow....after that, he'll have to find an alternative to his local headshop for all his bath salts....

Michaelrsh

Cicero wrote: »

staker only has until June to legally drop snow....after that, he'll have to find an alternative to his local headshop for all his bath salts....

Cicero suffers from severe erectile disfuntions.

CDfm

MichaelIrsh has organised a push your missus around the neighbourhood in a green bin race for St Paddy's Day

staker

CDfm and his OH won the race last year, the hard bit was "ventriloquising" his blow-up doll at the prize-giving dinner.

CDfm

Staker dressed up as Mrs MichaelIrsh last year but was disqualified from the race as he insisted in being pushed around in a black bin because the green bin clashed with the little black number he was wearing.

Pot Noodle =

CDfm is Quite partial to yellow snow

Sarky

Locked, because I'm drunk and annoying people seems like a f*cking brilliant idea right now. Might re-open when I'm sober, we'll see.

Sarky

whiskey.

Matt Holck

misses the 3 AM club


http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Court_Martial_%28episode%29

IRISHSPORTSGUY

Matt Holck isn't a kiddyfiddler.

CDfm

IRISHSPORTSFELLA doesnt get involved in spanking games where he is the bottom

Deki

CDfm has run out of fresh fruit and has been giving Louie strawberry jello shots, which makes poor little blurry- eyed Louie pick fights with the mirror.

CDfm

Deki once appeared on an episode of Jerry Springeri and is planning to go into hiding when her Maury episode runs next week.

Cicero

Carries Diseases from monaghan

CDfm

Coitus interuptus coughed ending rogering orgasmless

Pot Noodle =

CDfm goes round town checking out all the old antique shops posing as a
antiques dealer , he gets all his info from watching david dickinson and antiques road show, he smothers himself in gold and fake tan just to look more convincing.

after a recent visit to mcdonalds he valued a straw dispenser at €1600
and a much sought after empty big mac box for €2000.

CDfm

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden pot noodles;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Out-did the sparkling leaves in glee;
A poet could not be but straight,
In such a jocund company!
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the pot noodles.

Pot Noodle =

CDfm a woofter:D

CDfm

Pot wrote:

CDfm a woofter:D

LOL -you spotted the edit

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Pot Noodle = sucks cherries

Pot Noodle =

CDfm sucks Nuts



















Hazelnuts

CDfm

Pot Noodle = recoiled in horror upon discovering Hazelsnuts. He wondered whether that was why his Mum suggested she slept over.

staker

CDfm's 10k post is gonna be epic...

CDfm

Staker is so lazy he doesnt know what a 10k is

Pot Noodle =

CDfm has a collection of unused condoms, he keeps them in his wallet they've been there since 1986 the used one's are in his backpack and date from 1979

CDfm

Pot Noodle = likes his Goodfellas Pizza in the nude.

Pot Noodle =

CDfm is a afraid of Pink

CDfm

Pot Noodle = hears voices in his head telling him to get a job in McDonalds