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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • #6422
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Is well known for her tricks...:p


  • #6423
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero is the bit of fluff thats the assistant on the Joes Girls Magic Show


  • #6424
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cdfm is a light bulb!


  • #6425
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago is a Lad of the Ladies Lounge


  • #6426
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CdFm ........is the hottest name on the list!!!


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  • #6427
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Joes Girls has such a big nose, she often gets mistaken for her Aunt.....Aunt Ita...


  • #6428
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Cicero is the king of a small country, made up only of public toilets.
    The country is called Toiletopia.


  • #6429
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    In a blind test the Women of Dundalks Legion of Mary whose tour bus to Knock broke down outside Hanks house today unanimously said that they would prefer to sit on the bus in agony than give Hank Jones a kiss to use his toilet.


  • #6430
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm has taken to using fake tan, to make his bum look better in his thong!!!!


  • #6431
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has a matchstick in her purse that she calls Ryan Tubridy and tucks it in each night.


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  • #6432
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm has lime green socks on!!!!


  • #6433
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Hitchhikes across the aran islands every summer but uses her big toe instead of her thumb.


  • #6434
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    CDfm wrote: »
    In a blind test the Women of Dundalks Legion of Mary whose tour bus to Knock broke down outside Hanks house today unanimously said that they would prefer to sit on the bus in agony than give Hank Jones a kiss to use his toilet.

    I live in Dundalk(sometimes), strangely enough.

    And with the way that house is, they wouldn't be queueing up to use the toilet.

    Homah sleeps in an oxygen tent, sometimes.


  • #6435
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is a voice over artist on Iceland's funniest home videos.


  • #6436
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is just getting over the sex change!!!


  • #6437
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    paid for my sex change :eek:


  • #6438
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

    Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)

    Warning:

    Right, we're going to try this again.

    Here is how it's going to go:

    Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

    So, with that in mind:

    From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

    NiceIrishfella is a Jerk!


  • #6439
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ynotdu likes the off screen chat!!!


  • #6440
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    joes girls wrote: »
    ynotdu likes the off screen chat!!!

    You bet JG Lol!

    actually i decided to read post 1 and did not realise it was both the OP.s and a mod warning merged!:o:o:o:o:o:o
    thought it was just the OP kidding!:)


  • #6441
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    du is 4 ft and not a fan of banana's


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  • #6442
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    joes girls wrote: »
    du is 4 ft and not a fan of banana's

    hey thanks for overestimating my height!JG

    I am a fan of well you know the fruit you mentioned, usually though when i try to spell it i get as far as Bana.............then i can't remember how many na's there should be!:confused:


  • #6443
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Du has lost his na na na na, na na na na .....hey.ey.ey goodbye .......


  • #6444
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    JG has had more than her share of ...umm...coffee.


  • #6445
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Deki is holding a wake for me as I'm leaving to find nif and the rest of them wots gone before me..................bye


  • #6446
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Is that a lie or do you mean that?:(


  • #6447
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    colrow wrote: »
    Deki is holding a wake for me as I'm leaving to find nif and the rest of them wots gone before me..................bye

    Certainly sounds like Deki,holding a wake for the undead!:eek:


  • #6448
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Du is always planting ideas in my head


  • #6449
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Du is always planting ideas in my head

    Well there is SO much empty space where yar brain should be tis plenty of room to plant stuff!:pac::pac::pac::)


  • #6450
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Du is really very shy and would never venture to say a wrong word:rolleyes::eek::p


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  • #6451
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Du is really very shy and would never venture to say a wrong word:rolleyes::eek::p


    :o:o:o:o:o:o what can i say


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