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How do you approach the opposite sex?

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  • #62
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    "Hey does this this rag smell like chloroform?" ;)


  • #63
    irishhigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭irishhigh


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex! I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!
    With caution


  • #64
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Gotta love a girls that runs OS/2 as their main Operating System...
    Agricola wrote: »
    I like to start by asking them what OS they use. You can tell alot about a girl by what OS she uses.


  • #65
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    As I did last night , with a smile and a wink .


  • #66
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Scrambled egg wrote: »
    "Hey does this this rag smell like chloroform?" ;)

    hey! copied my post!!!!:mad:

    :cool:


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  • #67
    Baile an Locha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    With a knife,



    But seriously my social skills are pretty crap.


  • #68
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    its no big deal-discuss services,arrange a price.etc


  • #69
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    There's a thin line between getting dutch courage and being the type of drunk where one makes an ass of themselves.
    For me it's about 3-1/2 -> 4-1/2 pints.


  • #70
    rgt320q
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭rgt320q


    From a 45° angle. Never a minute more, never a minute less.


  • #71
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Sideways...like a crab.


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  • #72
    ronaldoshaky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭ronaldoshaky


    I dont.


  • #73
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Homophobic 'thread title' is homophobic.


  • #74
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Homophobic 'thread title' is homophobic.
    i think your being a bit anal there...


  • #75
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    flowersagogo wrote: »
    i think your being a bit anal there...

    So, she's over 18? ;)


  • #76
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,768 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Chat for a while, see if they give the right signals (interested in what im saying, laughing at my bad jokes, eye contact etc)

    Not rocket science. Most chicks who arent teases make it relatively obvious whether theyre interested.

    Having the guts to chat to them in the first place can be the biggest hurdle, which im sure we can all say, has been lacking sometimes


  • #77
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Me: Hi! Does this smell like chloroform to you?
    Her: No it smells like calpol...you ****ing idiot.
    Me: Bollocks!


  • #78
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,594 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Purposefully and well dressed.


  • #79
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    with a raging skin flute in my jocks.


  • #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Renata Thoughtless Colonel wrote: »
    So you want to ride lads only less or not at all?.
    Well, it was a joke/mind fcuk thingy. I like saying it to people, watch them repeat it in their head and then look confused/worried


  • #81
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    I can't approach lads, I haven't the courage! I usually hope they approach me! :o


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  • #82
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I can't approach lads, I haven't the courage! I usually hope they approach me! :o

    Now whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? ;)


  • #83
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I can't approach lads, I haven't the courage! I usually hope they approach me! :o

    After you do it the first few times it's grand, I'd try it..you get who you want that way. ;)

    The first time was nerve wrecking as a youngster..oh the cringing memories :D


  • #84
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Now whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? ;)

    Back off, I seen her first :cool:


  • #85
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Back off, I seen her first :cool:

    /takes nicegirl by the hand

    don't you mind the bad man.



    / winks at OLP

    :pac:


  • #86
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Abitar wrote: »
    /takes nicegirl by the hand

    don't you mind the bad man.



    / winks at OLP

    :pac:

    Be careful nicegirl, this one is evil!


  • #87
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    After you do it the first few times it's grand, I'd try it..you get who you want that way. ;)

    The first time was nerve wrecking as a youngster..oh the cringing memories :D


    Ooohhh I don't have the courage, and anyone that I do like dosn't like me! Not much I can do, I only hope for the best :o


  • #88
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Be careful nicegirl, this one is evil!


    Ha Ha!! Thanks for lifting my spirits! ;)


  • #89
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    The joy of being a serial womaniser until some young woman grabs my attention!!!!


  • #90
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ooohhh I don't have the courage, and anyone that I do like dosn't like me! Not much I can do, I only hope for the best :o

    Well, if you anywhere near as nice as you sound, I'd say your lovely :cool:

    So many women today are stuck up and full of themselves, it's always refreshing to hear that not all girls today are like that.


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  • #91
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    The joy of being a serial womaniser until some young woman grabs my attention!!!!


    Ha ha!!


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