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How do you approach the opposite sex?

  • 27-02-2010 11:12pm
    #1
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex! I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!
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  • #2
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    From behind?


  • #3
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Come here often? ;)


  • #4
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    I don't. They come to me. :cool:


  • #5
    L.Jenkins
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    Abitar wrote: »
    From behind?

    And I would have thought you'd use a ball gag and rope, but ya, that would really help!


  • #6
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Just.. you know.. talk to them


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
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    From the bushes, with a balaclava and pitchfork.


  • #8
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Abitar wrote: »
    From behind?

    Yes, but it has to be down wind, the smell of chloroform and desperation is quite strong.:D


  • #9
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Trade secret.


  • #10
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    brummytom wrote: »
    Just.. you know.. talk to them
    Easier said than done! :(


  • #11
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Carefully


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  • #12
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Rag and chloroform usually works for me.


  • #13
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    if you need to ask that you should just wait till your called.


  • #14
    Ridley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,227 ✭✭✭Ridley


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Trade secret.

    Air pump costs extra.


  • #15
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    From the bushes, with a balaclava and pitchfork.

    Amateur. That's a crap approach. You forgot the potato sack you put them in.


  • #16
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    M&S* wrote: »
    Easier said than done! :(
    It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

    My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
    "What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? :confused:"

    Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
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    brummytom wrote: »
    They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more

    :eek:


  • #18
    Abi
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    I prefer a somewhat direct approach, start a conversation and go from there and see what happens!
    Nah.. Much hotter when theres no talking.


  • #19
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

    My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
    "What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? :confused:"

    Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'

    More :eek:


  • #20
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    lonad wrote: »
    More :eek:

    Hahaha! Thought I was the only one who'd spotted that! :D


  • #21
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    M&S* wrote: »
    Easier said than done! :(

    It sounds alittle lame, but if your shy about it, it would help to start out on line! Women hear on boards are willing to listen if you strike the right chord!


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  • #22
    efb
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    Compare cock stories, amateurs!


  • #23
    Luno
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    It sounds alittle lame, but if your shy about it, it would help to start out on line! Women hear on boards are willing to listen if you strike the right chord!
    Who said I'm interested in the wimminz?


  • #24
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    lonad wrote: »
    More :eek:
    ;)


  • #25
    K4t
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    A firm slap on the arse.


  • #26
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    efb wrote: »
    Compare cock stories, amateurs!

    Ya I have a cock, he wakes me at six in the morning with all his sqawking! He's some bird! Seriously though, I have some nerves when I try and chat up a young one, but once we get going and have something to talk about, its grand!


  • #27
    TouchingVirus
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    With utter contempt


  • #28
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's easy, I don't get why people get nervous talking to the opposite sex.

    My mate once asked how I stayed so calm talking to girls.
    "What? They're just like lads but you wanna ride them more.. why should you be different around them? :confused:"

    Motto of my life.. well, that and 'Hate Everyone'
    brummytom wrote: »
    ;)

    Brummy's gone Bi-Sexual.


  • #29
    Millicent
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex!

    Since the "incident", from 50 feet away. Don't worry though, he's just playing hard to get.

    bunny-boiler.jpg

    Anyone up for some stew?


  • #30
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    K4t wrote: »
    A firm slap on the arse.

    And what does that get you, a firm box in the head!


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  • #31
    alwaysadub
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    Wait till bout closing time when they're well hammered and im the last female standing :pac:


  • #32
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Wait till bout closing time when they're well hammered and im the last female standing :pac:

    Oh snake, so u get in there when there's no competition, I like it!


  • #33
    WanderingSoul
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    M&S* wrote: »
    Easier said than done! :(

    No, talking to the opposite sex is easy. :p


  • #34
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    How to approach the opposite sex:

    1. Puff up your chest. Be confident, walk over there and ask the first women you meet to shag you.
    2. When she inevitably rejects you cause you're fugly, walk away and say "ha! her loss!".


  • #35
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    jumpguy wrote: »
    How to approach the opposite sex:

    1. Puff up your chest. Be confident, walk over there and ask the first women you meet to shag you.
    2. When she inevitably rejects you cause you're fugly, walk away and say "ha! her loss!".

    Truly astonishing advice, does it work much!


  • #36
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    pants down, from behind, quietly.

    dark helps


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  • #37
    randypriest
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    "I have a knife, get in the Transit."


  • #38
    ooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭ooter


    randypriest wrote: »
    "I have a knife, get in the Transit."

    ha ha,you beat me by 5 minutes.
    all you need is a knife and a van...:D


  • #39
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    And what does that get you, a firm box in the head!
    Haha no, the ride.:cool:


  • #40
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    For me anyways, I've always found the smoking area in the pub or a nite-club to be the best place to find ze wimmen.

    Though the girl I'm with now actually approached me outta the blue...............I guess there was a blue moon out that night :pac:


  • #41
    AlmightyCushion
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    I usually set up a snare trap and lure them into it with some issues of hello magazine and some pictures of cheryl cole without her make up on.


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  • #42
    Tar.Aldarion
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    penis first


  • #43
    OutlawPete
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    penis first

    :eek:


  • #44
    Duggy747
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    Chloroforum + Well in basement + lotion + hose = Party time!!!


  • #45
    jumpguy
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Truly astonishing advice, does it work much!
    Well, look at the results. :cool: A guy with nearly 5000 posts on boards in a year.


  • #46
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,486 ✭✭✭Doop


    I find a ruffie-calada normally does the trick

    ;)


  • #47
    armaghbhoy
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    easy, ''can i put my stuffing in your turkey'' :pac:


  • #48
    DamoDLK
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    So how do you approach or chat up the opposite sex!...

    Drunk mostly..


  • #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    liah wrote: »
    I don't. They come to me. :cool:

    Ditto.


  • #50
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I like to start by asking them what OS they use. You can tell alot about a girl by what OS she uses.


  • #51
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Pretend your gay and act like your their new best gay friend.....then tell them you've never been with a woman. They'll love to be the one to "convert" you! ;)


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