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How do you approach the opposite sex?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    nicegirl wrote: »
    DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland,

    DCU is one of the only Universities in Ireland.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Top 7 anyway!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    He'll be lifting your skirt too.

    rofl! Confident of my charm eh! :pac::P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭MrPain


    Girls are like underware, they should be changed every 3 days:cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    MrPain wrote: »
    Girls are like underware, they should be changed every 3 days:cool:

    Guess that's why I keep my girls for years:o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Guess that's why I keep my girls for years:o

    So, that "Tar wears disposable undies" story was a lie?! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭MrPain


    <snip>


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    So, that "Tar wears disposable undies" story was a lie?! :eek:

    Edible is disposable right? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38 blue1980


    with my cock in my hand and a knife in the other


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,568 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Agricola wrote: »
    I like to start by asking them what OS they use. You can tell alot about a girl by what OS she uses.

    You've got a book on linux...cool.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    What if they answer hannah montannah linux...



    that's right...jackpot!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    This is a carbon copy of my saturday nights

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noq_oR1a0gs&feature=related


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Quick glance, Smile, Say 'Hi' either it go yay into a long conversation or nay short lived conversation after that see what happens...either go one way or the other dance floor/buy drinks or neither.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Quick glance, Smile, Say 'Hi' either it go yay into a long conversation or nay short lived conversation after that see what happens...either go one way or the other dance floor/buy drinks or neither.

    I hope it doesnt take you as long to approach the opposite sex than it does to reply to threads on the subject!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ask them if they want to rub me baldy head (that's not a euphemism) by the way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I hope it doesnt take you as long to approach the opposite sex than it does to reply to threads on the subject!

    Excuse moi? huh? just typed in copper face jacks in the search thread section of After hours and that thread came up with this thread how do you....blah blah. Just happen to have found this thread...:confused:

    Depends on the guy I suppose usually its the other way around, they approach me! I'm more likely to approach them at a bar if a friends knows them or just making small talk with them if I like them and chances are likely more likely to approach someone on the dancefloor cause I'm shy like that...but no wouldn't take me long to approach the opposite sex depending on the timing and situation!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    From behind. Frequently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    From behind. Frequently.

    Yes seems to be a very common thing ye lads do! Usually I'm at the tail end of that sort of thing on the dance floor...often have to fend some guys with a stick if I feel I don't like that carry on...getting too old for that malarky unless the guy is a looker might bend the rules a little...I try not to let my heart mess with my head though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Usually I'm at the tail end of that sort of thing


    Fnarf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    You don't.


    It's not worth it... Really!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Fnarf

    Whats that?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Whats that?:confused:

    It's just me reading dirty things into your replies:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    It's just me reading dirty things into your replies:D

    Its not what you think...its a figure of speech! Stop thinking like that about my replies!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Its not what you think...its a figure of speech! Stop thinking like that about my replies!:eek:

    Can't help it - men are just geneticall pre-programmed to be smutty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Can't help it - men are just geneticall pre-programmed to be smutty.

    Its a pitty us women cannot pre-programme ye not to think like that whether attached or not! :(

    I blame evolution! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Its a pitty us women cannot pre-programme ye not to think like that whether attached or not! :(

    I blame evolution! :mad:

    Oh dear, I sense someone has been less than faithful to snuggles - just be more careful with your choices. Being smutty doesn't mean being unfaithful - some of us can get the balance right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Oh dear, I sense someone has been less than faithful to snuggles - just be more careful with your choices. Being smutty doesn't mean being unfaithful - some of us can get the balance right.

    No not really, just met a few frogs in my time. I get sick of it, have yet to meet my prince! Yup, have tried to be more careful in the past few years, still pick the bad boys...but I am still fussy...people see that as silly. If I let my guard down people think different of me than when I don't. I've got my standards..well sometimes...give me wine and that changes all that.:o

    I try to be friendly and have a laugh with the opposite sex that I meet but often turns sour if it doesn't go their way and If I put my foot down they get into a tizzy and blame me and get caught up in a load of crap for no reason.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Thats a very deluded concept of approaching the opposite sex!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I just ignore them until they think I'm great. Unfortunately I'm not quite sure at what point they consider me deadly as I'm ignoring them. You can completely miss the "thinks-you're-brilliant" window unfortunately.


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