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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls won the Best Belch Competition in her local pub tonight and dedicated her win to Deki


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    knows where the fuse may or may not be


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holcks mother isnt speaking to him following his appearence on the Steve Wilkos Show about his fuse fetish .She is also afraid to change the fuses in her house because of where the fuses might have been.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfm is having a girls nite in, and is hoping for advice for plucking the hairs from around his ni**les


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    colrow has puppy fetish that the ISPCA don't know about


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    H666 has joined the St Johns Ambulance and is telling everyone that its to be in the front line with the blood and gore but its really for the black uniform with the shiny buttons and he faints at the sight of blood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm sits down to p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pot Noodle lives a very complicated life



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm's home was invaded by animal rights activists. They freed all the lunchtime crickets and painted slogans on his walls. Now CDfm not only has to repaint the walls he is nightly serenaded by the noisy little pests.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki bakes cookies and brownies for the boyscouts on snow clearing duty. She now has seven of the doo goody little pests locked in her cellar. she says she will leave them out when they earn their " A Snow Day is not A Deki Goes to Work Day" badges.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm forces poor Louie to dress up in tiny little outfits and pose seductively while he takes pics. He sells them to "Lizzard Lovlies" magazine- for shame CDfm (waggles finger)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dekis collection of Boy Scouts toggles is unrivalled in Ohio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm writes daily to Johnny Styles wondering where to pick up THAT blue rinse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker's ambition is to be a hairdresser so his Mum will be able to say to her friends "I have 3 children one of each, a girl, a boy and a hairdresser"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm likes Pink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    pot of noodles sticks to the bottom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt likes bottoms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm was petrified of worzel gummidge, but had a thing for aunt sally


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pot Noodle = once humped a scarecrow while drunk. He says it was the best sex he ever had.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm likes to lurk dressed as a scarecrow outside pubs late at night time,business is "dribbling" he says, "but worth the pain"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker has bought a new pitchfork and is conducting a scarecrow vendetta


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm reckons everybody is on a scarecrow vendetta since Declan Kidney dropped Leo Cullen from the squad, the Wizard of Oz isn't a true story you know...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker got a call from Bill Cullen to be on this years Apprentice where the result was to be rigged with him as the Winner and he told him "Ya ya I know its you Fago ya ol B******s ,now f*** off and stop annoyin me"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    CDfm was the person who told Dep.Stag fuk you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    h666 is really briancowanson but finds it too embaressing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm has been polishing his trouser snake with Brasso


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrows Sperm Bank is Colrows latest business venture and Colrow is always willing to lend a hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm puts bacon in his jam sandwiches


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Pot Noodle = is actually a pack of Super Noodles


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    aunty odie always snorts salt only, it's saves him a fortune on charlie


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