Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Junco Partner

joes girl has recently experimented with drag and HE/SHE LIKES IT!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls new hobby Organic Gardening has made her very popular and she has won awards for her fertiliser

CDfm

f0ggy92 wrote: »

joes girl has recently experimented with drag and HE/SHE LIKES IT!!!

f0ggy92 likes to be sexually ambiguous

Junco Partner

cdfm had a "special" friendship with his parish priest

colrow

Fogget69 Is the Tipperary Freestyle Champion of Priest UnFrocking, pussyface his promoter is hoping to get it classified as an Olympic Event

CDfm

Colrow is complaining to the Olympic Commitee saing tjat Foggets equipment is in terribke condition and that he keeps interfering with other competitors and insists on greasing their poles during the competition which is against the rules

colrow

CDfm was trying to get his snake into pussyface, buts she so slack from abusing herself with a polystyrene marrow, its like Fingals Cavern in there !!!

CDfm

Colrow is applying to Fingal Co Council for planning permission for a footpath to pussyface and plans to erect a big pointy thing and hire out pot holing equipment to visitors

colrow

Cdfm is packaging pussyfoot poo as the perfect cat poison, guaranteed to put your unwanted moggies straight into the arms of rigger mortice

CDfm

Colrow Barbers Saudi Arabia is doing a special tickler shave deal called the Willie O'Dea thats very popular with the ladies so sez Master Barber Mister Colrow.

colrow

CDfm says just because this is reported by the BBC doesn't mean its true, for instance he has been a gay woman in Egypt, and lives to tell the tale...........


Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man

Sir Elton says he is disillusioned with fame
Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."

"But insights into aspects of the historic person of Jesus are perhaps best left to the academics," he added.

Sir Elton said in the interview: "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.

"I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead," he added.

CDfm

Colrow from Saudi Arabia is perplexed at Sir Eltons outburst. Why be gay when you can marry a goat

A Ballinakilla man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Colrow, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Colrow with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".



A dowry for a goat, is it legal in muslim countries like sudan to marry goats, how about iran & syria & pakistan is it legal there too, no doubt militant sock puppet will be very interested in the legality of all this, gay marriages legal in most civilised countries now, now goat marriages, is this a islamic thing or will it catch on in the western world.

However a recent photo has come to light making me think that his next wife may be an Aardvark

grrrrrrrrrr

CDFM randomly rapes white goats and the is a homosexual racist! as he will not have sexy time with black male goats! FACT! I heard it on joe duffy

CDfm

Grrrrrrrrr has been PMing me anonymously but I know its him as he signs it the Billy Goat Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruufff.

grrrrrrrrrr

CdFM is so called because he loves compact discs(CD) so much he has sex with them(in the hole in the middle). he can dur this due to his penis being quiet minute! FACT!! Even willie o Dea swore it true!!

colrow

CDfm wrote: »

Grrrrrrrrr has been PMing me anonymously but I know its him as he signs it the Billy Goat Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruufff.

rotflmfao

Fago!

Colrow came up with the idea for the next budget!

grrrrrrrrrr

fago is a fag OH i do hate homos!!





this is a joke as i wanted it to rhyme, do not take offence mods

Fago!

Grr is great at rhyming.

Jesus Wept

colrow wrote: »

Cdfm is packaging pussyfoot poo as the perfect cat poison, guaranteed to put your unwanted moggies straight into the arms of rigger mortice

oh hi

CDfm

An excited Rigger arrives " Hooray" he says " Pussy for everyone"

grrrrrrrrrr

CDFM has no penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe:eek:

Jesus Wept

meow

CDfm

The-Rigger wrote: »

meow

"What is cooking in the Riggers kitchen" asked the presenter of Masterchef " Shall we take a look".

He has never been seen again.

Pot Noodle =

CDfm breaks into the vd clinic and pinches all the scratchings left on the bedside cabinets

CDfm

Lets hear it for Pot Noodle ='s Mum who is very broad minded, as Pot will only date anagrams of his name means she takes Ton Poodle for walkies each morninng.

colrow

CDfm wrote: »

Lets hear it for Pot Noodle ='s Mum who is very broad minded, as Pot will only date anagrams of his name means she takes Ton Poodle for walkies each morninng.

CDfm likes sucking Pot Noodles, specially when he takes his false teeth out

grrrrrrrrrr

Colrow is so called as he puts a COLlar on his wife/husband/bf/gf/next of kin/etc and ROWs with her!!



FAKT!

colrow

Grrrrr was one of the origonal Chippendales, no not those muscle men, one of the disney charactors to be sure

CDfm

When Grrrrrrrrrrrrr was small his Mommie used to dress him in girls clothes and he won lots of prizes as the prettiest girl and did the pagaent circuit in the USA, whenever he brings a new friend home his Mommie shows them all the photos especially the Miss Teen Lesbian ones. It makes him so angry and he says " I am am not a Grrrrrrrrrrr" but he can never get the word Girl out.