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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is responsible for cancelling sarkys frontal lobotomy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow believes that a regular application of Preperation H to the same area will work wonders and make Sarky a better person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is starting a mail order sperm donors business, he only charges €25 euro a squirt, but his right arms very sore, he doesn't know how to change hands


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow the Camel Whisperer has set up an Artificial Insemintation Business on the side and he says that the future of camel racing is in his hands. He enjoys it abit too much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm put up a new coat hook in the pony shed, he'll be ringing Cloptrot's Camel Cervices the next time she's in heat


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Staker was worth every cent of the €3 she charged for an hour of passion in Cork Airport toilets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow pinches his/her fingers, puts both arms out to one side, swivels the hips and practices tauromachy in the shower.

    Tanda!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam's has had botox injections in his lips helping him display perfect white teeth, his moobs though are begining to worry him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    CDfm wrote: »
    When Grrrrrrrrrrrrr was small his Mommie used to dress him in girls clothes and he won lots of prizes as the prettiest girl and did the pagaent circuit in the USA, whenever he brings a new friend home his Mommie shows them all the photos especially the Miss Teen Lesbian ones. It makes him so angry and he says " I am am not a Grrrrrrrrrrr" but he can never get the word Girl out.


    That would have been a proplem if i wasnt a teen lesbian!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrs female dog humps peoples legs


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    CDFM humps guys legs and their arses!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    grrrrrrrr watches with his camera and an envelope
    with a time and place written down inside
    so as to blackmail perverts out
    of their hard earned cash


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    grrrrrrrr watches with his camera and an envelope
    with a time and place written down inside
    so as to blackmail perverts out
    of their hard earned cash


    that makes so sense but anyway...


    you like jumpers baked inside cakes!!! you looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    We'll see which of the last of us laughs last!

    grrrrrrrrrrr is an intellectual college teacher looking
    for love on boards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    woolie jumper is very open about his love of sheep less well known is his knitting habits and that he has never sold a jumper from a sheep he has personally known.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm is being blamed by Elton John, He told me it was true whinied Elton


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow was so delighted that Elton called around that he wet himself but Elton was ever nice and helped him change and called him a silly old queen and agreed to call each other girls names. Colrows new name is Phyllis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Completely Daft fayggot muncher tore himself a strip of elastoplast yesterday


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Delighted with her new name Phyllis has gotten a new chihuahua and has called him Reg. Phyllis plans to change his name to Elton once he is neutered as what does he need those silly testicles for anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    can't be female without gonads


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt says Elton is a girls name


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    is practiced in feminine endings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt parks like a girl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    We'll see which of the last of us laughs last!

    grrrrrrrrrrr is an intellectual college teacher looking
    for love on boards


    aaronjumper is an extremely successful good looking guy/girl with a massive penis/breasts!

    I think it is I who has laugheded last!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr isnt jealous


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Cdfm got arrested for going into a ann summers and trying on the bras


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    h666 only knows this because I was caught on the illegal webcams he had installed in the dressing rooms and its all his fault for getting caught


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    hITLERSSON had a gang bang in prison with CDFM and the male policemen!!!


    (as apposed to the female policemen???)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Grrrrrrrrrrr opposes female policemen


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    CDfm exposed my webcam opperation!!! Fuk sake (i still have la sensa)
    CDfm eats babys


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