Weirdest result of a night out.

She shagged you to get an eye exam??
Each to their own i suppose..

You should report her to the Optricians Board.. just for lulz

A few weeks into the new college year when I was in 3rd year myself and some of the other lads on the rugby team who I lived with went out on a quiet sunday night, we ended up going to a night club but it was completly dead, about 40 people in it.

One of the lads spotted a nice looking bird in a south Africa rugby jersey and I went over and chatted her up, but she was a bit mad in the head. ended up just kissing her for a while until she started to headbutt me thinking it was fun, I decided it wasn't so I left her alone.

Outside the nightclub some of the lads were going to get a kebab so I went with them and I met her inside it and she asked me to buy her some food, I told her NO WAY and then she started rubbing me up so I though "may as well, who else am i going to get at this time"

We walked back to my place with two of the lads and her mate, all the time she had her hands down the front of my trousers. Got to the house and she demanded food so I made her a toasted sandwich (cos I'm a gentleman ) and was taking her up to the bedroom when she said she had to use the toilet which was downstairs, she went back down and was out in the kitchen area where the toilet was for a good 5 mins and when I came out she had her head stuck in the fridge.

One of the lads, about 6ft 4 picked her up (she was about 5ft 2, weighed about 7 stone) and was jokoingly bringing her upstairs for me when she took a pyscho attack and started to try punch and headbutt him. She asked me if I had seen what he done, I told her I had and she asked what I was going to do....so I told her to get the fúck outta my house and take her friend with her.

these girls were first years and hadn't a clue where they were so they asked us for directions back to the student accomodation, we sent them to cranmore (roughest part of sligo, been a few shootings etc there, I would not like to visit it at 3 in the morning).

ended up seeing her the following thursday night falling around the nightclub pissed as a fart while I was with another much nicer girl, who it turned out was to become my girlfriend, and i've been with for over 5 years now.

I have far too many stories of how my own stupidity left me gobsmacked in the morning..

There was one girl who I went home with, turned out she was a popular enough radio personality.. she went asleep with the radio on, which was repeating her early evening show.. queue me waking up every 20-30 minutes, convinced she's talking to me. Followed straight up by a minor mental breakdown when I notice I'm hearing her, but her lips aren't moving.

There was a night I stayed out in carrick-on-suir in Tipp, drunkenly got hold of a bmx, and started cycling to Cork. I gave up after around 15-20mins of cycling, but thankfully found a traffic cone so I was fairly happy with myself either way.

Same night, thought a pond was pretty shallow and I could hop in it.. it was around 10ft deep. The talking point however was that I only went in around 2ft and hopped straight back out - but there was no rock, or any support structure that I could possibly have hopped off. Apparently I defied gravity.

Had a session once, where I had to go asleep a bit early due to a bout of manflu. Went asleep in my bed. Woke up in my bed. 2 extra, extra-large people also sharing the bed with me. Lots of movement and noises. Asked wtf they were doing - heard back "I's diggin a hole". Left bed, disinfected room after.

There was of course the time I woke up with a pounding hangover, and saw a ****ing MASSIVE "christmas trees for sale" sign up against my stairs. Now this thing was big - it was up against the side of the stairs because it wouldn't fit under it. It was like a cardboard wall for under my stairs more than anything; and the rest of it, covered with smaller "christmas trees for sale" signs. I peeled one of them back to see if there was anything else hidden in behind it, and was greeted by my mate shouting "Hellooooo! I'm bosco!"

But I think my favorite was waking up on a trampoline in a field with my girlfriend at the time around 5 years back, and the first thing I see is a pony running past me. And **** me let me tell you, sleeping on a trampoline in a field is not a good idea, especially in the middle of January. I was ****ing freezing!

I've posted this before i think...

A friend of mine got absolutely bladdered one night, anyhow the next morning he woke up and put on the same pair of jeans from the previous night. There was this small metal yoke in his back pocket but he was so drunk the previous night he couldn't remember where it came from so he just threw it up on his table and forgot about it.

During the week the local papers came out and in one was the story of how local businesses were having the letters from the signs above their doors stolen. One Business owner was angry about the fact that his apostrophe was stolen........

Fago_25 wrote: »

Long story short, in one night:

I had 8 bottles of Miller and 10 Jagar bombs, I joined and got banned from a casino, left myself a drunken memo (Via the gift of voicemail) to buy milk and to tell myself I'm cool and to "Never give up", danced with a hobo, vomited on myself, got kicked out of my mate's uncles house because his wife didn't like the cut of me, went home and woke up in my mam's pajamas.

brilliant:D

Only one I can think of at the mo' is when me and a mate found someone who broke into his flat shagging a girl in his bed. We knew the 2 of them, and the housemate threw the guy out in his jocks and ran him down the street (Niteclubs had finished and so there was plenty of people on the streets :P)

The girl's boyfriend found out she cheated on him that night, went pretty sick in the head and vowed to kill the guy who shagged her. Cue the guy escaping over to England for a couple of months the very next morning! :pac: