Weirdest result of a night out.

sbsquarepants

Years ago a friend of mine came home and mistook his mothers net curtains, bleaching in the bath, as his nice warm duvet and climbed in! Lucky he didn't drown the fool!!

petes

Lillylilly wrote: »

I was going home to a party so I reckon everyone just cracked one open to read.

Good party then ? :pac:

Lillylilly

Insurgent wrote: »

Good party then ? :pac:

Ha, it was actually! It's like someone arriving with presents- you wanna have a look!! I'm sure people weren't fighting over the financial section, if that's what you mean!!

recyclops

Went camping there last summer, we had it all planned to go the same place where we always go, that went out the window as soon as we got there the place was teaming with scopes blaring tiesto and drinking cans.

So we try a few spots in the wicklow area settle in a forest near lough dan, all evening cars are whizzing close enough to the forest we take no notice, we go collect wood for the fire and notice a house with a big marquee, again take no notice we dont disturb them and hopefully vice versa.

Hours later after many many cans, numerous joints and dodgey burgers and listening to wat sounded like a massive rave in the said marquee im taking a piss away from the tents, i hear footsteps towards me, peek around and notice a few mobile phones heading my way, i grab my torch wait til there just beside me and jump out and blind the ****ers, one guy peers outta the beam and says " hey arent u (insert sisters name here) brother" i tell him i am and invite the three pack to campsite.

They inform us there looking for the party and we should too, so we take as much alcohol and weed we have left and off we wandeer to the party dressed in shabby clothes pissed and stoned, we get there and wander in nobody bats a eye lid.

party memories include finding a deck of cards costume and dancing in the marquee to stupid rave music while my pals throw empty cans at my face, falling down a hill wit the costume on, bouncing on trampoline with the costume on and then giving out loads of weed to my new found party animal friends, we left the party around 7 got no sleep, woke up freezing and now have a annual party to go to as it was a bank holiday we went there and it was only the girls 19th birthday cant wait for her 21st

GavRedKing

After a 21st a few years back, me and a few buddies, who were all just 18 decided to walk home from the pub. Generally about a ten minute walk home.

1 of the lads decided it would be a good idea to jump into a garden we had passed and come out holding none other then a garden gnome. We had got about 10 seconds away from the house when we were stopped by the Gardai.

What resulted was me and the gnome thief getting arrested and locked up for a few hours and charged, me awith drunk and disorderly and my mate with drunk and disorderly and theft of an antique gnome.

Good times.

Sarah**

I was away with my family for a wedding last August and for the 1st week we decided to go back to the old times and do the whole caravan park buzz in France. After a long day by the pool, myself and my dad decided to attack the wine.

At around 3am we decided we should head to bed with a big day at parks to follow. Two hours later i walked into their little room (The parents that is) with just my underwear on (Im23!!!) and sat at the end of their bed. My dad and mum sat up and told me to go back to my own room. I stood up, climbed in between the two of them and told them to ssshhhhhh and went to sleep. Needless to say i woke up the following morning looking at my mum!! When i went outside, i looked into my room and saw my dad and couldnt remember a thing!

By the time i had showered and asked the folks, not to tell the other siblings and partners and children i felt ok.

Got down to the pool ready for the hangover cure of a swim..... greeted with cheers and clapping!

Needless to say i havent lived it down just yet as apparently when i was a child i would get in to the folks bed, wet the bed and leave again! haha!

Im just glad i didnt wet the bed!

HungOver

when i was working in spain waking up in random apartments or places became a norm after a couple of weeks..
too many drunken nites spent in spain...

i woke up one afternoon in the middle of the beach on my water bed with a dead arm (cuz of the awkward way i fell asleep) puke all over myself and some old spanish people nudging me and talking spanish which sounded like jibberish to me at the time...
i proceeded to find my feet after a few attempts as i was still very much in a drunken mess to find myself bang right in the middle of a packed beach wit the sun blearing puke all over myself and with some old spanish people still talkin jibberish..
i decided a dive in the sea would sober me up for my walk home which i figured was ''go left'' i turned to the spanish people and used the little spanish i had '' una momento por favor'' i staggered through all the people into the water, caught a nice wave, attempted to take of my tshirt to clean it and fell into the water, finally cleaned it and as i walked out to get my waterbed was greeted by 2 spanish beach lifeguards who resulted in talking more jibberish, i ignored them and got my waterbed, said ''hasta la pasta'' to the old spanish people, got home after a very long 20 mins of staggering through peope to find it was 12 o clock in the day... back to bed i went

a year or so later while telling the story to a mate it kicked in : how did i survive the beach till 12 in the afternoon with temperature being round the mid 30's and not getting burnt to bits??
figured the old people felt sorry for me and what felt like nudging could've been them rubbing suncream all over my pukey self

ibarelycare

HungOver wrote: »

when i was working in spain waking up in random apartments or places became a norm after a couple of weeks..
too many drunken nites spent in spain...

i woke up one afternoon in the middle of the beach on my water bed with a dead arm (cuz of the awkward way i fell asleep) puke all over myself and some old spanish people nudging me and talking spanish which sounded like jibberish to me at the time...
i proceeded to find my feet after a few attempts as i was still very much in a drunken mess to find myself bang right in the middle of a packed beach wit the sun blearing puke all over myself and with some old spanish people still talkin jibberish..
i decided a dive in the sea would sober me up for my walk home which i figured was ''go left'' i turned to the spanish people and used the little spanish i had '' una momento por favor'' i staggered through all the people into the water, caught a nice wave, attempted to take of my tshirt to clean it and fell into the water, finally cleaned it and as i walked out to get my waterbed was greeted by 2 spanish beach lifeguards who resulted in talking more jibberish, i ignored them and got my waterbed, said ''hasta la pasta'' to the old spanish people, got home after a very long 20 mins of staggering through peope to find it was 12 o clock in the day... back to bed i went

a year or so later while telling the story to a mate it kicked in : how did i survive the beach till 12 in the afternoon with temperature being round the mid 30's and not getting burnt to bits??
figured the old people felt sorry for me and what felt like nudging could've been them rubbing suncream all over my pukey self

:D:D

keltoms05

one year at halloween after the nightclub me and my mate went to tesco at about 4 in the morning, i was dressed as bin laden (had a full head mask and everything), he was dressed as a suicide bomber. We must have spent about an hour creeping up on all the workers packing the shelves scaring the **** outta them! got to the stage where we'd scare one worker and he would folllow us around tesco and video us scaring the sh#t out of his mates ha!

woke up in spain on holidays lying face down on a table to a screaming cleaning lady going mad at me in spanish jibberish! so i spat the chicken nugget out of my mouth, took all the porn cards off my back and put some clothes on to eventually realise what she was going mad for!!

ColmDawson

I'm far too mild to have any personal experience to offer here, but a friend of mine once took acid and set up a tent in his living room before heading out for the night.

I would've loved to see his parents' reaction when they saw it...

Sod'o swords

Nothing Too wild, but one halloween when i left in a banana in pajama's costume, I returned with a set of Angel wings and a halo, i had no idea how I got them, but was told i raped an Angel.

Which i would most certainly count as a major win.

Peggypeg

Woke up one morning and went to the fridge, instead of food there was milk, milk in bowls, milk in cups, milk in jugs, milk in the drawer at bottom of fridge. Apparently my housemate had stolen a box of 10 litres of milk from outside a restaurant, when he got home he opened the box and the milk was in a gigantic plastic bag, the kind that can't be resealed, he didn't want to waste it so he threw out all the food and filled up every container we had with milk. Needless to say he was very, very drunk.

sbsquarepants

Likely story. He scored a heifer and didn't want to admit it:D

Heisenberg.

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rain on

A mate of mine once brought a girl home and mid-ride dragged her out of bed and down the hall to the bathroom and insisted she sit on his lap while he took a piss, and when she made a break for it he went and pissed on the carpet outside his flatmate's door. He didn't remember any of it till she reminded him a few days later.

raptorman

Biggins wrote: »

Short version: woken up in a monkey suit, with pub gas cylinders at the bottom of my bed, woke up in a foreign country, and a few I can't state for legal reasons.

Of all the crap thats happened me I always wanted to wake up in a foreign country with no clue how I got there!

degausserxo

Three of us decided that the time was ripe for Malteasers at 5 a.m. after a house party in the middle of nowhere, so we made the trek to a 24 hour garage. On the way we got sidetracked by what we thought was a herd of cows in a field. We hopped the fence and started walking, with the intent of finding a nice bit of ground to take a nap on, but as it turned out, they weren't cows, but angry, angry horses (black and white, at a distance, plus we were pretty out of it) running towards us. Cue us legging it back and hopping over the fence, which had little barbs on it, and the arse of my jeans getting snagged on it. I was sitting on that fence for a good twenty minutes trying to untangle myself through uncontrollable laughter.


Edit: Also, while in Berlin last summer, we noticed that one of the clubs we were in wasn't exactly.. ethnically diverse. The next morning, I recalled that we were the only white people there, and noticed the stamp on my hand that said 'Black Attack'.

Consensual sex in the missionary position.. Weird night.

Fago!

Deleted User wrote: »

Consensual sex in the missionary position.. Weird night.

Normally it's just you and your hand!

6th

She hooked up with the OP ... she NEEDS an eye exam! :pac:

cloneslad

Deleted User wrote: »

Consensual sex in the missionary position.. Weird night.

As Cheryl Cole said "you gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for that love"


/gets coat

Mimikyu

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flowersagogo

hello all you mad and nice people,great forum and a thread after me own heart. heres mine.. living in holland outside a-dam,went into town on the rip,later very drunk and the rest- missed last train.central station locked up for night and all the bad nasties crawlin round,mad cold too.so i got in there up onto the tracks and lots of trains parked up.could'nt open the slidey doors but the engine was open.nice. instant coma sleep.woke up in a crazy noisey sparks flying moving hell. crawled along the floor avoiding the death rays to the window to the next bit.even madder-train going backwards,no driver at the controls.ah one of those trains that pushes along,drivers at the other end. so into cab nice seat great viewof the dam getting smaller.skin up .total stroke of luck-train is on the way out to haarlem where i live.15 mins later train stops i'm out like a very fast fast thing and down the stairs.over to the bus station covered in the crap that was on the floor in that machine.nice one -no ticket checker either.so begins another normal day in that open lunatic asylum.

Peist2007

Being truly cool means never sharing any "mad" stories.

speedboatchase

Came home, slept but hadn't brushed my teeth!!

flowersagogo

howya peist,please accept this in the good humour its written with..go live in russia!

BickNarry

flowersagogo wrote: »

haarlem where i live.

****in class spot!

Crann na Beatha

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flowersagogo

did'nt mean to insult anyone there, thats a comment used by homer simpson when he hears a negative something or other.

patchmck

Had a good laugh reading this, here's one of mine.

Flying home from holidays once on a long hall flight from cuba myself and a mate were delighted to see their was a free bar policy on the booze. So after we drank all the party cans of heineken on board (no exaggeration) we had to move onto gin and tonic. Kept boozing on those (despite the disapproval of the stewardesses) until the whole plane fell asleep (including the aforementioned stewardesses).

Last thing I remember was mixing up 4 gin and tonics and carrying back to our seats. Next thing I know I'm returning to conciousness and this british woman is saying "Excuse me...excuse me..." in this narky nasal tone. I remember thinking '**** man, what does this british woman want??'.

Turned out the plane had landed, it was following morning and everyone had got off and was out getting their bags whilst me (aisle seat) my mate (middle seat) and this poor unfortunate (window seat) were left sitting on the empty plane!