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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#6302 21-02-2010 10:30PM

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H666 cooked a kitten stew for his vegan friends and does a whole " I cant believe its not tofu" routine when anyone questions if there is meat in it.

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#6303 21-02-2010 10:43PM

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CDfm thought he was a vampier so in the middle of the night be bit his wife's neck till it bleed to turn her... needless to say it ended in a divorce and a barring order

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#6304 21-02-2010 11:02PM

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H666 is the barrister that handled my case and got her out my door. I wont have a word said against him.

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#6305 21-02-2010 11:09PM

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CD.fm. is a disc jock and is only looking for stockings to wear while D.Jing
in the local haunt!http://static.boards.ie/vbulletin/images/smilies/cool.gif

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#6306 21-02-2010 11:22PM

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An unfortunate thing happened to Tail Wagger at security in the airport. The scanning devices shorted some electrical equipment secreted inside his person and it wasnt a pacemaker. Tail Waggless denied any knowledge on how the devices got there.

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#6307 21-02-2010 11:25PM

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CDfm likes to play with phalic oblects under his quilt at night like his ex-wife used to do to him

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#6308 21-02-2010 11:46PM

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H666 is afraid of girl hockey players

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#6309 21-02-2010 11:53PM

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I like men

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#6310 22-02-2010 12:02AM

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CDfm pays lesibians to rub his penis in chocolate and eat it

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#6311 22-02-2010 12:13AM

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h666 always eats his weetabix

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#6312 22-02-2010 12:17AM

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CDfm pretends to be retarded so his mother will wipe his arse

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#6313 22-02-2010 12:20AM

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grrrrrrrr makes me go grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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#6314 22-02-2010 12:26AM

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thats cause im grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!

do you like my name?

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#6315 22-02-2010 12:42AM

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its kinda meh? do you like mine?? :pac:
anyway grrrrrrrr likes men!

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#6316 22-02-2010 07:43AM

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h666 stays awake for the tooth fairy - he believes and has a score y=to settle

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#6317 22-02-2010 08:23AM

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CDfm has been begatting hitlersson666 all nite long

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#6318 22-02-2010 08:34AM

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Colrow is paranoid that the teabags are out to get him and runs past a box of barry's tea bags in the hallway on his tippy toes in case he wakes them up. its working and he hasnt been teabagged today -yet.

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#6319 22-02-2010 09:21AM

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CDfm ort to know we have Liptons tea here, I drink the Green Liptonite myself, whilst the Diptonites drink the Yellow

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#6320 22-02-2010 10:44AM

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colrow isnt himself until he gets his Lipson a teabag in the morning and then he brightens up

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#6321 23-02-2010 10:40AM

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CDfm was voted best drag act at Lady GaGa last weekend!!!!

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#6322 23-02-2010 11:40AM

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JGs started the rumours that Lady Gaga is really a man

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#6323 23-02-2010 12:17PM

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Only CDfm could pull this one off!

A true story from The Pub .

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man (CDfm) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell
into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

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#6324 23-02-2010 12:29PM

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Colrow was the police officer!!!

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#6325 23-02-2010 12:31PM

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Colrow is the man behind the campaign to elect David Norris as Irelands first gay President.

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#6326 23-02-2010 12:50PM

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Cdfm is resting his ankles after his high heel outing!!!

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#6327 23-02-2010 01:53PM

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Joes girls denies the existence of spain.

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#6328 23-02-2010 03:28PM

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General Zod has joined the FCA

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#6329 23-02-2010 07:14PM

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CDfm is the reason we cant have more than 100ml's of liquid on flights

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#6330 23-02-2010 07:20PM

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H666 was asked to put any liquid in excess of 100ml in the bin so he pee'd in it. ya cant bring im anywhere.

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#6331 24-02-2010 01:08AM

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CDfm loves his lizard so much, he heats his crickets down his pants before feeding!!!!

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