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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    "Hold my pint while I go for a sh!te"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Burp! Howaya...Blurp!... Did ya bring yer money witya....Blurpp!

    Are ya gettin the drinks in Slup!.... fart.......Blurp!

    Are ya the same gerl I was wid last night..... Blurt! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    I love that perfume, my mam has it as well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,175 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    "Sorry I just have take this call, Its my wife"

    EVENFLOW



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Do you always wear that much make up :D
    You have something in your teeth.
    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 350 ✭✭GusherING


    I'm gonna order the chicken wings to start (that really isn't 1st date food!).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ever wonder what makes your skin stay on?

    Are those real?

    My, what lovely feet you have *licks lips*

    Go order me some food, bitch!

    *When it comes to paying for the food* Ya couldn't lend us €70 and I'll pay for this, could you?

    Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute........just gotta change my nappy.

    So, are you Ovulating?

    Suck my dick.

    Ever heard of Pain Olympics? You haven't? Ah well, there's this video of a fat guy and a butcher's knife..............

    Have you played Bioshock 2, yet?

    Hold on a sec, somebody just sent me a Farmville request on Facebook! LOL!!

    *pick your nose in front of her and eat the contents*

    Guess how many times I **** in a day....................no.....................no.....................higher than that.....................nearly..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    "so eh.....should i give you money or something?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Nervouspriest


    "Hi, my name is Ted Bundy".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    My mother has that same blouse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I wish I knew, cause then I could get the 2nd date if I could avoid them!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "I wanna be on you"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭caseyann


    In Ireland i think is a big no no,Is saying stuff like,God there is this awful slut i know,her name is blah blah,Do you know her?Yeah she is my cousin oho :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    How's your Gee for a Gallop?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Oh you aren't ready yet sorry i must be early :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    weiland79 wrote: »
    How's your Gee for a Gallop?

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭lisbon_lions


    "Is that all yer eatin? god a girl like you would need more than that".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    "Have you got any Yokes?"

    I didnt
    She then proceeded to ask every table in a busy city center bar if they had any

    *shakes head*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    lets not make this rape turn into a murder.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Later, i'll put on the strap-on and show you my new DP technique - it's patented.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Benny Lava


    Don't worry, I'm not like my uncle Josef.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Benny Lava wrote: »
    Don't worry, I'm not like my uncle Josef.


    Thats a pity.



    Awful! sorry... I mean awful..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Flying Abruptly


    *silence*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    I've no willy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭Superwhy


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    lets not make this rape turn into a murder.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Have you got a condom?

    Nevermind lets just use this milky way wrapper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    Ya don't sweat much for a fat burd. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Crow92


    lalee17 wrote: »
    Ya don't sweat much for a fat burd. :D

    Posted about 36 pages ago :P.......

    and that's a compliment :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Piriz


    "the smell of yeast off ye!"


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