What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

Latchy

Abigayle wrote: »

Wah hoo!

/wees on the right side


They alwaaays want that side.

You sleep on a waterbed abie ?

Ah sheeet I get sea sick






Psst - I aint got a pee fetish yet

Queen-Mise

Couldn't be bother checking whether anyone else had mentioned this one, thread is too long. but a certain kevin bloody wilson song comes to mind.

'Do you fcuk on first dates? does your dad own a brewery? can i feel your tits, or would you show them to me? Cos you got a nice head and you look pretty honest. so my face will be leaving in quater of an hour and i would like you to be on it.'


A link for those who are interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10

".....you're bigger than you look through the telescope......"

IvaBigWun

Do the whole date in the voice of Mickey Mouse. The entire thing.

From the time you meet, during the meal, everything. Then after a few drinks start crying into your drink cos "Minnie got married last week to Pluto"

V1llianous

steo87 wrote: »

Well its not something I said...more something we saw:
Out on a date last year with a girl - we went to the cinema, as ya do. We decided to see Straightheads (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straightheads) as it looked good, Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer were in it, so it might be some sorta indie up and coming film............
Holy jesus.......it was the worst thing I could ever have done - a girl gets raped in it.....not the type of film to bring a girl to on the first date!

I had a similar incident first date with my wife was to Boy's Don't Cry :eek: - we agreed to disregard that as a first date and counted a trip to Howth instead for some reason

Abi

"In this current economic climate"



"Taking the current economic climate into account, the dinner and hotel is off. Ive sambos, a flask of tae and a Tesco bag. If we doggy-style you'll be able to see ducks"

R0ot

You remind me of <insert word meaning any sort of relation here>

GiftofGab

How much for sex??

Abi

"Would you be willing to breast-feed me?"

IvaBigWun

Man: "Would you be willing to milk my breasts?"

n1ck

I have the best candy.. just ask Maddie.

Abi

Can I have your knickers before ya go? ... Something to remember you by. *salivates*

/boner

IvaBigWun

"Can I wear your knickers before ya go? ... Something to masturbate to later"

RoosterIllusion

"...but it cleared up after a dose of antibiotics"

az2wp0sye65487

DARKIZE wrote: »

Did you SEEEEEEEEEEE Pete Doherty on the Late Late ohmigawd ohmigawd ohmigawd he's SOOOOOOOOO like a total babe like and I know he's a druggie like but my friend Saoirse who's like my TOOOOOOtal very best friend like says that's because he's a genius like and like HELLLLLOOOOO ? like everybody knows that its ok to be a junkie like if you're a genius and he used to go out with Kate Moss or was it Jodie Kidd.....anyway she is SOOOOOOOO gorgeous ohmigawd ohmigawd I wish I had legs and she wears these TOOOOTally amazing shoes...............why are you putting your coat on ?

We have a winner

Professey Chin

PULL MY FINGER!!!:mad:

TheIrishGrover

You have your mother's lips... but my eyes

Biggins

Yes, I'm into nude photography of beautiful women.
...Aaa, no thanks. I don't want to take your picture!

LouOB

Is it ok that I brought the kids along?

Its just that myself and the missus arent getting on lately

Guru Maith Agut

Is that your cock or your feet I can smell? :eek:

Abi

"Your voice is doing my head in. Put yore mouth to good use and gwan under the table and givuz a quick gobble job."

*stolen*

Her: Im gonna give you the best blooow jay evvurrr!

/pukes everywhere

IvaBigWun

"Hi Im Ashley Cole"

Junco Partner

it's so nice that after all the months of stalking you, goin through your rubbish and robbing your underware that i finally get to meet you in person
but enough about me

Junco Partner

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

PULL MY FINGER!!!:mad:

are you speaking from personal experience

Alessandra

Him: So what is it you do?
Her: Well actually I'm a female impersonator...

IvaBigWun

"Hi Im John Terry"

OutlawPete

"Do you still have your school uniform from when you went to school?"

IvaBigWun

"The finger goes in the circle I made with my forefinger and thumb. In and out. See? In and out. See?"

Immanuel_CAN

"I love you"

Giselle

''And the first thing I'm going to buy, when I'm finally finished all the reassignment surgery, is a pair of leggings!''