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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #602
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Were you always a woman?


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    #603
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?


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    #604
    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    I'm so boards, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?


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    #605
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Mac Masters wrote: »
    I'm so boards, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?

    :pac:


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    #606
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    I've got nufink against the Irish...but....
    said to me on date in London.....True!


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    #607
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Hey fatty, want some chicken fingers?


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    #608
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I normally don't date outside my species but for you I'm prepared to make an exception


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    #609
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    So how much of the children's allowance are you going to spend on me tonight ?


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    #610
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    "I switched to a new brand of antiperspirant and I really think it's helping my chronic wetness issue"

    "Wanna share a small glass of wine?"

    "Is that your natural hair colour? Heh heh heh"

    "You remind me of my sister......I hate her"


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    #611
    andyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,641 ✭✭✭andyman


    "Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?"


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    #612
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Do you like the music of Shawaddy waddy?


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    #613
    _MadRa_
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭_MadRa_


    Hey Baby, Wanna Kill All Humans?


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    #614
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    mmmmm you smell like my daughter


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    #615
    bazza1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Hope you are better in the sack than your ma and your sister!


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    #616
    christ on a bike!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    Does my hand smell like cheese to you?


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    #617
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    The thing that can be said on a date is sweet feck all. I went out with a young one a while back and trying to drag conversation out of her was like pulling teeth. Deal breaker for me.


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    #618
    LarrytheLantern
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭LarrytheLantern


    "Before I waste too much time here, can you just confirm your'e not on your period?"

    funnily enough this reasonable request for info can be a turn-off for some ladies.


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    #619
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Ive just remembered the tags this thread has;

    accountants vs engineers, chloroform panties ftw, hiace date rape, sex changes, sexy fire trousers

    :pac:


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    #620
    CrazySnakeLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭CrazySnakeLady


    "I have a child from a previous relationship and as much as you assume that makes me a slut I actually don't put out on the first date, we were together years before he decided to **** the nearest Britanny Spears bimbo wannabe because like all males he just wasn't capable of keeping his cock in control after 3 pints", oh **** did I go on a rant there? :D


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    #621
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    CrazySnakeLady wrote: »
    "I have a child from a previous relationship and as much as you assume that makes me a slut I actually don't put out on the first date, we were together years before he decided to **** the nearest Britanny Spears bimbo wannabe because like all males he just wasn't capable of keeping his cock in control after 3 pints", oh **** did I go on a rant there? :D


    Three pints??? Didn't need much convincing...


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    #622
    lube5150
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭lube5150


    Jezus for a fat bird,,you dont sweat much


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    #623
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /points at children


    'too old, do not want.' ^_^


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    #624
    Wolf Club
    Closed Accounts Posts: 417 ✭✭Wolf Club


    My cock is dead, can I bury it up your arse?


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    #625
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    "Can I smell your pussy?"

    "Hell NO!""

    "Oh it must be your feet so."


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    #626
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Offer €30 for a blow job with no condom.


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    #627
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    I can tell you used to be really fit.

    You're much prettier than the other fat people I know

    How contagious is athlete's foot? Just wondering.


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    #628
    christ on a bike!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?


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    #629
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    I havent killed anyone.....yet


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    #630
    xxchloexx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭xxchloexx


    Hmmm i remember being out with a bloke who said "so did you ever get your boobs weighed?" i said ehh no ? to which he grabs hold of my boobs and says "WEIGHHHHHHH" .... lets just say the rest of the date went down hill from there :rolleyes:


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    #631
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Are you going to eat all of that? :eek:


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