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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #512
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Thundercats Ho wrote: »
    I'm sorry, i have to pop to the bathroom again. I've got terrible diarrhoea.
    So do I but you don't see me running. Ive got manners


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    #513
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    I'm your long lost brother


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    #514
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Say nothing, whilst rubbing your crotch. Then mutter "yeah, you'll do."


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    #515
    DARKIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭DARKIZE


    "I'm so glad you're not good-looking".

    Seriously......apparently her theory was she wouldn't have to worry about other women throwing themselves at me. And the funny thing is I'm actually gorgeous.


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    #516
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Wow, you're fatter than I imagined!


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    #517
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    I used to be a woman


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    #518
    DARKIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭DARKIZE


    Did you SEEEEEEEEEEE Pete Doherty on the Late Late ohmigawd ohmigawd ohmigawd he's SOOOOOOOOO like a total babe like and I know he's a druggie like but my friend Saoirse who's like my TOOOOOOtal very best friend like says that's because he's a genius like and like HELLLLLOOOOO ? like everybody knows that its ok to be a junkie like if you're a genius and he used to go out with Kate Moss or was it Jodie Kidd.....anyway she is SOOOOOOOO gorgeous ohmigawd ohmigawd I wish I had legs and she wears these TOOOOTally amazing shoes...............why are you putting your coat on ?


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    #519
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    DARKIZE wrote: »
    Did you SEEEEEEEEEEE Pete Doherty on the Late Late ohmigawd ohmigawd ohmigawd he's SOOOOOOOOO like a total babe like and I know he's a druggie like but my friend Saoirse who's like my TOOOOOOtal very best friend like says that's because he's a genius like and like HELLLLLOOOOO ? like everybody knows that its ok to be a junkie like if you're a genius and he used to go out with Kate Moss or was it Jodie Kidd.....anyway she is SOOOOOOOO gorgeous ohmigawd ohmigawd I wish I had legs and she wears these TOOOOTally amazing shoes...............why are you putting your coat on ?

    Stay where you are. The men in white coats are on their way.


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    #520
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    If we get along and everythings going well what would be the chance of me sticking my fist up your vag?


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    #521
    macho_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭macho_man


    Hi, I'm Brian Cowan, what's your income?


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    #522
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I don't know what a tracker mortgagae is


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    #523
    macho_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭macho_man


    Have you had an accident in the last 3 years?


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    #524
    macho_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭macho_man


    Worried about your car insurance? call Churchill!


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    #525
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    I don't know what a pussy is

    fyp


    Im a Little Shyte. Poo poo!


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    #526
    macho_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭macho_man


    I'm standing for the D'ail, will you vote for me, I'm giving everyone free beer, free healthcare, free bus/rail/luas passes and no VAT on anything!


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    #527
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    "Hi, I saw your amazing body lying in that tanning booth. I've put a camera into it".


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    #528
    slumped
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭slumped


    "You've really got to admire that Joseph Fritzl guy"


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    #529
    jenzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 986 ✭✭✭jenzz


    " Since i split with my wife ive been on loads of dates - they all came tarted up the way you are tonight "

    Bye-Bye


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    #530
    jochenstacker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 390 ✭✭jochenstacker


    1: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2: It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!


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    #531
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    "I normally go for older guys. So. When I get to meet your Dad? "


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    #532
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "I know Im missing some of my teeth but that just leaves more room for your tongue"


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    #533
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hey, have you seen the movie Kramer V Kramer ?

    I was so glad Hoffman got away from that bitch Streep .


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    #534
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Lean over and whisper in her ear, "I wanna put my thingy in your thingy. Is that alright?"


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    #535
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    "I know Im missing some of my teeth but that just leaves more room for your corned beef"

    fyp. :)


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    #536
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Abigayle wrote: »
    fyp. :)

    lmfao.


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    #537
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Let's get one thing straight , I aint sleeping on the wet side tonight .


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    #538
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Adopt the voice of Chef from South Park and go with

    "you is one fine motherfocking bitch ... now give me some lovins"

    before slamming your cock on the table.


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    #539
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    latchyco wrote: »
    Let's get one thing straight , I aint sleeping on the wet side tonight .

    /turfs Latchy out

    :D


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    #540
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    /turfs Latchy out

    :D
    There can be exceptions ya know ;)


    :D


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    #541
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    latchyco wrote: »
    There can be exceptions ya know ;)


    :D

    Wah hoo!

    /wees on the right side


    They alwaaays want that side. ;)


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