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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    staker wrote: »
    CDfm is lying in the security attic with his jangly bits hanging where the light bulb should be-he unloads his frustrations when Colrow "changes" the bulb, who in turn thinks it's an unusual hot milk dispenser:eek:

    Stakers last comment thus confirms that he is a stalker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Michaels Arse is talking bollox as usual, infact he does the tea bagging trick at parties with his bi lingual arse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Clothgrow is sure the priest sitting next to him is actually tossing off in his pocket, he's just asked him for a light and the lighter had all gunky stuff on it.

    EEEEUW!!

    Jeez that was a short break...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    If you know anyone thats into Fire and Gas, and ESD using triconex and det-tronics pm me theres some jobs going 50 squids an hour


    staker hides in the cucmber patch hoping to catch jgs doing deep knee bends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is smoking in the ladies and feel likes he is at home


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm likes to smoke in the toilets too, but she'd prefer a drop of lube if she was given the choice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thin ice, kiddies. Read the warning again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Sarky really wants to be a mod in tLL and is using the Baseless Lie Thread to support his application but it wont work because they know he is from Cork.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm thinks Cawrk's a great place, the last time she was down she went swimming in the Lee while the tide was out, sooo refreshing she says


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fr Staker thinks the similarity between him and Fr Matthew is striking especially the smell around him. He also finds "heres up em all says the Boys of Fairhill" poetic and strangely comforting.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm would like to screw a gimlet in pussyfaces uretha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow is working out fun things he can do with used vibrator batteries ,and he has a few hundred of them,and who he would like to do it to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm reckons its got a transgender problem, that it can't confront leading to low self esteem, and hence the exaggerated ego


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow wants to hook it to the mains and give it some wellie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Yeah stick a sprinkler up its OriFace


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Before going abroad Colrow sold his Massive Ferguson tractor to the nuns of St Oriface Convent taking care to remove the knob on the gearstick cos it has a terrible rattle and he didnt want to upset them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm has been stuffing crickets down his trouser snake this lunchtime, he's sent me the pictures, which i've forwarded to the ISPCA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow sent in photos alright and sent copies to me which i forwarded to his favorite nun at the convent Sr Onyerface who thanked me for my donation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm spends his nights tryin to warm up his lizard, he now sleeps in bed with him!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    joes girls runs a brothel which is owned by joe duffy!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    grrrrrrrr likes the letter R, just a little bit!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls is a Packet Soup Activist it is one of the things that makes her go grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Can you name anything else that makes JGs go grrrrrrrrrrrr.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    joes girls wrote: »
    CDfm:)


    Joes girls likes to listen to homosexual radio stations!!

    Cock and Dick FM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Grrrrrrrrrrr is the competition prize and is a sore winner in lots of important little places.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    CDfm wrote: »
    Grrrrrrrrrrr is the competition prize and is a sore winner in lots of important little places.


    can you explain this please Mr cock and dick??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr loves this game and is our star poster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    CDfm wrote: »
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr loves this game and is our star poster


    ah fu*ck this... its sh*t if you wont even explain what your on about


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


    that'll prob be changed by mods


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    is the mating call of a very rare bird from the Island of Umpmi, this queer creature of the species Orifus, is commonly known as the Umpmi Orifus


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm has decided Grrrrrrrr, if said right makes him very sexy!!!!


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