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CDfm · 12-02-2010 06:14PM

Colrow was thrown out of the fancy dress party at his local school. He turned up dressed as Gary Glitter.

gamblitis · 12-02-2010 06:23PM

CDfm is the personification of the All Thigs Retro Forum.

CDfm · 12-02-2010 07:11PM

Gamblitis is the medical term given to a fungal infection like atheltes foot when it infects the crack of a persons bottom.

colrow · 12-02-2010 07:13PM

Cdfm loves licking the cracks of donkeys bottoms

CDfm · 13-02-2010 12:58AM

Colrow has contrived to discover a new breed of cow in Ballinakilla mountain which is really a pig that he has painted black and white and which he will suddenly discover and bring to Saudi Arabia where pigs are banned so he can have rashers.Its a brilliant idea Colrow.

Deki · 13-02-2010 05:21AM

CDfm is helping Col with "operation rashers" by recording his very best "moos" to be randomly emitted from a tiny speaker hid inside the cow bell hung round piggy's neck.
Talk about realism...

Pot Noodle = · 13-02-2010 11:03AM

Deki would love to come back as Jackie Kennedy in another life because he loves pink skirts and matching hats and dreams about decorating The White House

CDfm · 13-02-2010 11:11AM

Pot Noodle = wants to come back as Deki's gay best friend

colrow · 13-02-2010 12:16PM

Cdfm has bent over backwards to please all his ghey frendz

Amalgam · 13-02-2010 01:34PM

colrow sucks on Chupa Chups all day.

colrow · 13-02-2010 02:40PM

Amalgam is so selfish she eats all her own plop http://candyaddict.com/blog/2006/04/10/plopp-gooey-brown-and-tasty/

staker · 13-02-2010 02:48PM

Conjob used to work for Botchit and Leggit Builders,he got fired the day he didn't hear the whistle cos he was rummaging in Mrs Cassidy's panty drawer.

CDfm · 13-02-2010 04:46PM

Staker gets very upset watching rugby so he has given up. He keeps yelling handball at the ref and noboidy listens.

staker · 14-02-2010 12:19AM

CDfm told Jerry Flannery to give your man a good kick in the goolies today, there'll be no cream cakes for Jerry wehen he gets home.

CDfm · 14-02-2010 12:45AM

Staker has written a letter to Declan Kidney the Ireland Manager saying that there are any number of hookers in his local pub that could have lined for Ireland today and when they get hold of balls know exactly what to do with them.

James T Kirk · 14-02-2010 05:28AM

CDfm is a vicar in a tutu.

Pot Noodle = · 14-02-2010 10:33AM

James T Kirk got hunormous testicals which he holds in place with a bra size 44dd

CDfm · 14-02-2010 10:48AM

Pot Noodle = knows this because she fitted the bra on James T and it was one of her old bras

Pot Noodle = · 14-02-2010 11:00AM

CDfm secretly wishes one day he would be released from the assylum and live a normal live like the villagers that put him in there

joes girls · 14-02-2010 11:05AM

Potty got up early, and has been standing at the front door for last hour waiting for the postman!!!!(it's sunday potty, go back to bed, better luck next year)

Pot Noodle = · 14-02-2010 11:14AM

Joes Girls goes hunting for funerals down the cemetry so he can tag along for free food and drink

joes girls · 14-02-2010 11:17AM

potty was at the cemetery last night, looking for freebie flowers!!!

colrow · 14-02-2010 06:50PM

Greetings, My name is Reverend Father Joes Girls a missionary who lives in Northern Ireland UK I am diagnosed of Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia (CML) and recently, my Doctor told me that I may not last for the next Three Months due to the damage this cancer has done to my body. Being led by the Holy Spirit to entrust my estate to a total stranger as I have gone against my vow by acquiring such wealth I have decided to entrust my entire estate worth 8M (Eight Million British Pounds Only) deposited with a Finance Firm In London, to you Please make sure that you use this fund to the glory of God, as this is a divine call to humanity do reply with YOUR NAMES, BILING ADDRESS, AGE AND CONTACT NUMBERS, to revfr001@me.com, so that I can make my lawyer put your name to the will for the fund God bless you
Reverend Father Joes Girls@me.com

CDfm · 14-02-2010 07:45PM

Colrow decided to spread the love today and sent 14 cards and 17 bouquets of roses all to himself.

WhiskeyGoblin · 15-02-2010 02:48PM

CDfm has a girlfriend.

CDfm · 15-02-2010 02:54PM

markos relationships flounder because he is vegetarian and the resultant gas emmisions give him a huge carbon footprint

Fago! · 15-02-2010 03:14PM

Cdfm's initials stand for huy nuy bruyn cuy

CDfm · 15-02-2010 09:02PM

Fago has not been having a good day. It all started when he missed breakfast and when walking past dunnes stores popped in. Passing the underwear he went straight for the cutlery and picked out a spoon,then on to delph and picked up a bowl then on to the grocery stopping for a litre of milk and then on to cereals where he picked up a box of Crunchy Nut Flakes. Filled the bowl and chomp chomp chomp until security arrived and with a stupid grin and in sotto voce said to the Security Man " Are you a Crunchy Nut". Fago full of joy at his merry jape was not prepared for what happened next which was that the Security Man said yes and Fago is now installed as the live in luv slave in the security hut where he now is enjoying candlelight Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cereal with Colrow (the security mans name).

staker · 16-02-2010 10:47AM

CDfm is lying in the security attic with his jangly bits hanging where the light bulb should be-he unloads his frustrations when Colrow "changes" the bulb, who in turn thinks it's an unusual hot milk dispenser:eek:

colrow · 16-02-2010 11:04AM

I'm in the klm buzness lownge at schipol, and I'm sure thats Staker wot is cleaning ladies shoes with his foreskin.

Wot a pisser i set off from cork at 6 this morning and ill get to my flat in soddy about 4 am tomorrow,

And they let you smoke in here so there !!!!

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