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Cicero · 01-02-2010 11:25PM

coldwart is a method actor for such films

CDfm · 01-02-2010 11:30PM

Cicero was arrested by Sargeant Colrow for not urinating on the Cuisine De France display at his local Spar his excuse is that he was just back from the Toyota Dealer after copmplaining about Seargeant Colrows car.

staker · 01-02-2010 11:41PM

CDfm's real name is Andre Arshavin and has to shower on his own cos of the shine from his behind

CDfm · 01-02-2010 11:45PM

Staker got a sloppy seconds card from John Terry and has pm'd me to find out what it might mean.

Toasty113 · 02-02-2010 10:18AM

CDfm won the world series poker tournament with 10-2 off suit whilst wearing a cowboy hat and being 60

Pot Noodle = · 02-02-2010 12:59PM

CDfm can lick all his bits like a dog

CDfm · 02-02-2010 01:04PM

Pot Noodle licks dog bits

Luno · 02-02-2010 06:35PM

CDfm once got in a fight with a poodle...the poodle won

CDfm · 02-02-2010 07:33PM

M&S* appeared on telly as the mad bint running down the mountain screaming I'm normal. The * is for a little note *as seen on TV

colrow · 02-02-2010 07:42PM

CDfm is to transvestitism as a Kerry Goat is to Spot Welding

Hank_Jones · 02-02-2010 07:51PM

colrow once sat front row at a Dana concert, naked, buck naked.

CDfm · 02-02-2010 08:01PM

Hank sat on Colrows knee at the Dana concert

colrow · 02-02-2010 08:12PM

cdfm pulled all the legs off a rabbit once

Hank_Jones · 02-02-2010 08:13PM

CDfm wrote: »

Hank sat on Colrows knee at the Dana concert

And a good show it was too, love that Dana woman. Only thing that ruined it was the nakedness.

colrow is wanted for murder in 12 countries, people commit suicide in order to not have to listen to him.

His nickname is...The Death Talker.

Luno · 02-02-2010 08:21PM

Hank Jones is the pet to a cat called Pedro

Hank_Jones · 02-02-2010 08:29PM

M&S has links to Al Qaeda and it was she that really planned the September 11 attacks.

Luno · 02-02-2010 08:40PM

Hank Jones put a bomb in his underpants but farted and detonated it

colrow · 02-02-2010 09:05PM

They got a sniffer dog on the saudi bahrain border to catch people attempting to bring pork into saudi, much like cicero is attemptimng to insert his pork into CDfm

Hank_Jones · 02-02-2010 09:07PM

colrow smells of turnip. :cool:

colrow · 02-02-2010 10:04PM

hj is a pj cowboy

Luno · 02-02-2010 10:05PM

colrow is a tub of coleslaw

joes girls · 02-02-2010 10:17PM

Will only wear pink on fridays!!!

Cicero · 02-02-2010 10:48PM

will only wear Prada on any day!!!

joes girls · 02-02-2010 11:29PM

last thing he does before bed, is watch desperate housewives, uncut!!!

Amalgam · 03-02-2010 12:30AM

joes girls sleeps with ear plugs up her nostrils.

CDfm · 03-02-2010 12:47AM

Amalgam likes to dress up to watch Star Trek Voyager as Captain Janeway and answers the phone saying Captain Janeways Communicatioin Device.

hitlersson666 · 03-02-2010 10:04AM

Cdfm is why everyone listens to dab lol!!!!! cdfm also is a avid eater of cat's and cat food

staker · 03-02-2010 11:04AM

HS666 posts from a used toxic-waste can in a sunken sub, there's a Muncher chewing off his left knee but he can't feel it.

CDfm · 03-02-2010 02:54PM

staker has gone paddling in Youghal to find himself

Amalgam · 03-02-2010 02:57PM

CDfm's mad for the 'bath salts'.

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