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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Argosy can sing the whole of Tie Me Kangeroo Down Sport


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm often daydreams of being Cheryl Baker out of Buck's Fizz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam pm'd me and told me his real name is Gordon Brown. He said he has worked out his evidence to the Iraq enquiry and he plans to say " I cannot tell a lie -it was all Blairs fault"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm slept with tiger too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    hs666 has cut a hole in his winnie the poo so he can give him some special lovin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow got very excited posting that and had to take a break in his kitchen and is now dripping honey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    What has CDfm been upto since I been away, Rolf Harriss my baby donkey is walking very strangley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Colrow made his own "creme carrot" in the blender, he only realised he was all out when Rolf Harrris walked in so he improvised with his own carrot.

    Terrible thing that amnesia:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Staker was down here today filmimg Rolf harriss shagging his dad Fergal, to sell to hitlerson66 to watch while he's abusing winnie the Pooh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Colrow dresses up occasionally as Fraulein Neo, and has a siphon discreetly attached to his right nipple to rejuvenate weary Hitlersson after a day at the camps.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has dug out his lederhosen,braces and clogs and is yodeling in anticipation. Careful staker its still under the watershed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can't Dig funk music


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm yodels all day long in the bathtub, Ducky flies to see his counsellor weekly

    Cicero thinks Fred Funk is the best person to ruin a good walk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    staker hums like a bumble bee because he eats bees thinking he will get honey from them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    M&S floats like a (beached)whale and stings like a butterfly

    edit....Great Minds CDfm....Great minds!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero flies like a butterfly and stings like Winnie the Pooh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm is really a cross dressing lumberjack in British Columbia and hangs around in bars


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Pot wrote:
    CDfm is really a cross dressing lumberjack in British Columbia and hangs around in bars

    ...but...but....he is...:eek::eek:

    Pot Noodle's favourite food is......Pot Noodle funnily enough...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero's favorite taste is anchovies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm doesn't appreciate a good Caesar salad when he tastes it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Cicero was beaten in a game of jenga by a blind bear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    M&S was on Judge Judy and lost.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Collects Dark fermented mangos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    No number of humorous grouping of people with CDfm included can change a lightbulb


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Dardania is a Trojan spy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero writes fan letters to Charlie Bird and has started a Bring Charlie Back Campaign.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    ...you're watching that too then!! :-)

    CDfm wants to move to Washington just so he can say ...Cdfm goes to Washington...just like James Stewart did..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Olivia Benson is on -no contest

    Cicero hopes to get an operation to remove his moobs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm doesn't recommend his surgeon....his moobs changed to boobs within 3 months and now he subscribes to the Playtex monthly magazine


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cicero is going to play leading role in the New Staker Epic "Rolf Harriss Does Half a Dozen Chicekns" guest starring CDfm as The Pickled Piper


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