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Luno · 31-01-2010 01:49AM

Hank Jones drinks orange juice everytime he hears a violin being played

Hank_Jones · 31-01-2010 02:01AM

M&S is having an affair with Brian Cowen.

Luno · 31-01-2010 02:05AM

Hank Jones is having an affair with Dana

hitlersson666 · 31-01-2010 02:08AM

m&s is having a fling with jedward to see if there gay

Luno · 31-01-2010 02:11AM

hitlersson is the dog from the Andrex add

CDfm · 31-01-2010 02:16AM

M&S is the mom from the andrex ad

Luno · 31-01-2010 02:19AM

CDfm is the camera guy on the Andrew add

staker · 31-01-2010 03:49AM

M&S* has yet to complete anything of significance*

*denotes short memory span.

M&S* has yet to complete anything of significance.

Hank_Jones · 31-01-2010 03:50AM

Staker thinks that Jason Byrne is the greatest comedian in history and often stalks him while he is filming his television show.

Staker the stalker.

CDfm · 31-01-2010 03:54AM

Hank denies that the Andrex puppy has anything on him and that any incidents involving the puppy and his leg were entirely initiated by the puppy

Hank_Jones · 31-01-2010 04:00AM

CDfm wrote: »

Hank denies that the Andrex puppy has anything on him and that any incidents involving the puppy and his leg were entirely initiated by the puppy

That puppy can't prove anything. :cool:

CDfm is holding the Andrex puppy hostage in order to get a free life supply.

CDfm · 31-01-2010 04:06AM

Hank was very quick to enter into discussions to pay the ransom and was at pains to point out that he didnt want the puppy to fall in to the right hands and could we please shampoo the puppy before we dropped him off.

Hank_Jones · 31-01-2010 04:12AM

CDfm kidnapped the Andrex puppy for cloning purposes and his real name is Frankenstein.

colrow · 31-01-2010 11:07AM

hj buys puppies by the gross, he finds the fur is much better than andrex, and they give him a good licking afterwoods, which enhances the experience, and he now eats loads of exlax so he can have 10 poo's a day, trouble is they're hard to flush away afterwoods.

hitlersson666 · 31-01-2010 11:20AM

colrow is from kerry which means he/sheit has no sense and it throws dusters at baby's in school

joes girls · 31-01-2010 11:47AM

666 loves, and he loves to tell everyone that he loves to love the one thing in life thats worth his love, it's the first wee in the morning, but he always wets himself just a little bit!!!

CDfm · 31-01-2010 11:55AM

joes Girls has fallen in love with her Irish Dancing teacher - a very deep voiced Kerrywoman called Mrs Colrow

Cicero · 31-01-2010 12:00PM

Comes Directly from Mayo

joes girls · 31-01-2010 12:31PM

is staying for the coffee i just made!!!

Micky Dolenz · 31-01-2010 12:32PM

joes girl is really a 60 year old bald man.

joes girls · 31-01-2010 12:36PM

Micky loved the cartoon metal micky, and is always seraching it on the net, with some shocking results!!!

hitlersson666 · 31-01-2010 01:32PM

joies girls is the op in this thread http://www.instagib.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5958&st=0

joes girls · 31-01-2010 01:39PM

666 is a lovely little fairy boy, all cute and well fairy like!!!!

Luno · 31-01-2010 01:44PM

joes girls dresses like a fairy in the hope that M&S will give her a job!

joes girls · 31-01-2010 01:51PM

M&S does not like the pink too-too i sent her, only cause her bum is too big!!!

Luno · 31-01-2010 01:53PM

joes girls and I once played fetch together

argosy2006 · 31-01-2010 01:54PM

when joes girls looks out her back window she sees her good friend Patty O' Furniture

joes girls · 31-01-2010 01:59PM

argosy will only buy spreadable butter, it's the way it spreads so easy, he just loves it!!!

argosy2006 · 31-01-2010 02:12PM

joes girls knows about the butter coz we've had breakfast together many times

Luno · 31-01-2010 02:13PM

argosy learned to play keyboard from the keyboard cat

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