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My first go - title "The Madman?"

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  • #182
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    exactly!! a swift , well placed snapkick would show him who's boss.......trent is


  • #183
    ToTheSea:
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭ToTheSea:


    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?


  • #184
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    ToTheSea: wrote: »
    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?

    He doesn't need no sidekick. He's got the snapkick!;)

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #185
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ~me~ wrote: »
    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!

    a karate chop to the neck could get rid of his irritation hahaha


  • #186
    itz me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭itz me


    the boyfriend showed me this thread tonight and its pure genius...cant wait for the next paragraph.

    keep up the good work
    hmmm book deal i think...or hope :D


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  • #187
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    ah trent. ya big legend


  • #188
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #189
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    Now that you say it :D

    I was thinking of The Citizen


  • #190
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    he needs a fan club


  • #191
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    he needs a fan club



    He HAS, and you need to become a fan quick or else - SNAPKICK! :cool:

    Facebook Search: The Legend Of Trent


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  • #192
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    padraiggg wrote: »
    CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    This is most definitely my favourite bit. Trent does know that they are things he cannot do, just not very many of them.


  • #193
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?


  • #194
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?

    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance


  • #195
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance

    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks


  • #196
    Mullicker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭Mullicker


    Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!


  • #197
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks

    Plus I don't think Chuck can compete with awesome suplexes or stunning footsweeps.

    I have never laughed harder at a thread.


  • #198
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Mullicker wrote: »
    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!

    Lets not be silly!


  • #199
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.


    *Pops on sexy hat*

    You need to get laid.

    ;)


  • #200
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    Can someone ban this guy?


  • #201
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    Can someone ban this guy?

    Its all the one. He doesn't have long left in this life anyway.


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  • #202
    ToTheSea:
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭ToTheSea:


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    Can someone ban this guy?

    Don't worry, Trent will take care of him.;)

    SKKRK!


  • #203
    DoctorStrange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 217 ✭✭DoctorStrange


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    Can someone ban this guy?
    +1

    This is gold


  • #204
    Jeanious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Jeanious


    Fizman wrote: »
    I have never laughed harder at a thread.

    Absolutely same here!


  • #205
    c_o_ck p_i_ss chillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭c_o_ck p_i_ss chillage


    Well done Padraiggg. I love Trents rationale :D


  • #206
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Love Trent, I was inspired to do a picture. I call it Trent, pause for fart.

    trent.jpg


  • #207
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Did you put the gun in his pocket? I love how you kept the shape of it through the material.


  • #208
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Did you put the gun in his pocket?
    Ya, I had visions of giving him a semi-automatic double barrelled shotgun but I was too lazy to draw one.


  • #209
    Cluster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭Cluster


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    hahaha

    Chop your face lips off!

    Go Trent


  • #210
    Cluster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭Cluster


    Its completely compelling. I'm stuck in Trent mode since reading this thread. I've been peeeowing and sexing all over the shop.

    I want to know more about the author though. Come on Padraig, tell us where you are so we may follow you.


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  • #211
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Love Trent, I was inspired to do a picture. I call it Trent, pause for fart.

    edit: massive quoted image removed
    Trent isn't that gay looking. And I doubt Trent would ever wear a white suit, even if he was playing in an FA Cup Final.


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