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Fart Lenght

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  • #62
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like most people I do let a noxious fart from time to time, my proudest moment from farting happened about 6 years ago when myself and a workmate were flying home to Ireland on an Aer Lingus flight in business class. I was leaving some absolutely disgusting ones that were completely silent but absolutely sickening, a chap in the seat in front of us called over an air hostess and asked her could he move seats. I never laughed so much in my life :D


  • #63
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    jaysus just got three of the five cans fir €5 in obrien and I been parping for about two hours now, the missus had to go to bed cause she couldnt stick me.

    Result !

    22/25



  • #64
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    I can't believe no one has thought of this but i dare you to make this a STICKY

    22/25



  • #65
    DrIndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    I always have a lot of problems on flights - I am a gassy person in general, rather then a noxious one - but the low atmospheric pressure causes your gas to expand in the same way as that of a bottle of water and you just have to let go.

    So I inevitably end up farting constantly on a flight - but fortunately not too smelly and the noise from the engines drones it all out!


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