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brianthebard wrote: »

God bless cheap whiskey

God bless cross-border free markets. :pac:

Beam? Or is it just an abbreviation for a disgusting Irish whiskey? :pac:

brianthebard wrote: »

Lucky bastid. before hallowe'en I was in enniskillen with the rents and had to stop myself buying anything and everything.... a liter of whiskey was the pirce of 700ml locally.

Maybe you didn't see my post a week and a bit ago, bottle of Jim Beam is either 14 or 15.99 sterling just over the border, 30 euro something in Tesco here in Dundalk. Got two bottles of it and 60 cans of Carlsberg for about 65 quid.
Just checked me wallet and it was 13.99 or about €15.50 for the Jim Beam. Class. Obviously I didn't fill the Jim Beam hipflask my cousin brought me home from Florida with Jim Beam when I was headin out on NYE. :pac:
10 minutes it took me to type and correct this message, it's working. :pac:
EDIT: Also, drink Jim Beam, it's too nice. It with Soda Water is delicious. If one must be a girl and mix it then go for Coke Zero. Not Coke or Diet Coke, Coke Zero.
And I know the pain of trying not to buy everything. I have about 400 quid of stuff in my Amazon basket. Damn credit card. :pac: Also if someone wants to give me a tip on how to get the second half of my college fees raised by the end of the month, please, feel free to share. :P

before xmas I bought a bottle of bushmills, powers, and powers 12yo at leavily discounted prices, but still not as cheap as at home.truth is I don't think any supermarket here could afford to sell at NI prices.

edit: there's an angry phase? You're drinking the wrong stuff.

i realise most of ye don't know i smoke... but i do... and i'm almost out....:mad:

plus my housemate just went to bed.. but not before she told me that the first time she had an orgasm was riding a horse when she was 12.. i nearly vomited from laughing!!;):p:):rolleyes::o:eek:cool::pac:

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

i realise most of ye don't know i smoke... but i do... and i'm almost out....:mad:

plus my housemate just went to bed.. but not before she told me that the first time she had an orgasm was riding a horse when she was 12.. i nearly vomited from laughing!!;):p:):rolleyes::o:eek:cool::pac:

Smoking is the best thing ever.:( And that sad emoticon was intentional. It's the best thing ever. Trust me man if I could throw you one I could. Bought 20 Carrolls around 6 o'clock and am down to 5 already and have a lot of drink left. The worst thing about smoking is that it puts a limit on your bedtime. Every time you set the limit is when ya plan to have one left. Then ya push it to the point "oh I'll just get them tomorrow, I can go 10 minutes after I wake up without one".

Classic, haven't had a chick admitting that kinda stuff to me in years.:o

amacachi wrote: »

Drinking oneself to sleep when ya smoke requires smokes. Especially when yer a lardarse and drink's strength is weakened. :pac:

A-fucking-men brother

amacachi wrote: »

4 left. Gonna try and make sure that the number of cans I drink is more than the number of time I hit the toilet. :pac: Was hoping for an early night but **** it, gym's open late tomorrow, even if I do go on my own.
Also, anyone ya meet in person knows that ya smoke. Especially chicks in pubs. :pac:

early pub is open soon...... never been in one but always said i'd go... hmmmm i dunno!!!

Brian is the devil.

Anyone else love How I Met Your Mother? Not the funniest show ever or anything but it's great to just watch a season a day, need to pay very little attention to it. :pac:

amacachi wrote: »

Anyone else love How I Met Your Mother? Not the funniest show ever or anything but it's great to just watch a season a day, need to pay very little attention to it. :pac:

i think you should get on an early bus to cork, 'till we have a few pints!!

amacachi wrote: »

If only this was a properly socialist country and I could afford a bus to Cork. I hate socialism but right now it would kick ass to have an affordable way to get down there. Then again under those circumstances I'd have to actually work to survive. A bit like pure capitalism. Such a dilemma. :P

Ya know I deal with being sick? I stop being sick and be awesome instead.
Nah I deal with being sick by using it as an excuse to drink. I still live with my parents btw. Gonna have to clear these empty cans soon. :pac:

Actually on the idea of meeting up when is the next powerlifting meet? Isn't there something this month? We should all meet up and get drunk beforehand. :pac:

Bus to Cork? No thanks. Went from here to Tralee once, never again unless there's a lady waiting. :pac: On the way back was probably worse, left my mate's place at like 5.30 so I wouldn't have to help tidy up. You ever seen geeks go crazy? It's ****ing scary.

i'm just gonna say yes to everything and go to sleep!!

amacachi wrote: »

No early pub? Pussy.

Seconded (ya socialism hating bastid) I'm on my xxth whiskey, pretty much foregoing sleep in favour of meeting the other half tomorrow/this morning in a few hours.

roffles, you want me to cycle to brekfast with a whiskey in hand? I like the idea but not in this frosty weather. If you want photo evidence of my present drinking I'll provide that!

edit: if I knew what time the college bar opened I would, but I don't so can't guarantee a whiskey at any time before midday. So hungry right now...

Bed now. Just noticed a text from earlier, gym in 6 hours. :L Better eat so my breath is meaty rather than wino-y. :pac: