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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • #52
    Arcade Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    wow....thanks:o


  • #53
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Arcade Panda wrote: »
    wow....thanks:o

    Your threads are always fantastic :D


  • #54
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Arcade Panda wrote: »
    wow....thanks:o
    SPEECH COME ON!


  • #55
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Arcade Panda wrote: »
    wow....thanks:o
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJIs2BM1LE


  • #56
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

    And it comes to play for the first time tonight.

    "Roll up, roll up, get your bets in everyone. I'm offering 4/1 on Fad, who has secret stashes of iodine and 10/1 on the Panda, who's a good outside bet because she's full of deadly female rage."


  • #57
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And the next award.....

    We may get annoyed at them sometimes, get frustrated, get a yellow card, run away from the forum in a huff, vowing to never come back, only to come crawling back days later.....

    ..but deep down inside we know they're here to help, and they're necessary. So this is where we show our appreciation.


    The Best Mod Award

    the nominees are:

    KnifeWRENCH
    Piste
    Insect Overlord




    It feels pointless announcing this since they already know, but.....

    ..the winner is.....





    Insect Overlord!!!!

    Best-Mod.jpg


  • #58
    SarcasticFairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Congrats young lady! SPEEECH!
    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Moving swiftly onwards....

    I er, left for a second >_>

    I left A Neurotic to make a speech in my absence, conveying how grateful and unprepared I was, but eh:
    A Neurotic wrote: »
    SPEECH!

    *bangs glass, slopping wine all over Craguls*

    *realises may be too drunk already*

    He forgot and/or was too drunk to do so. ...And now we've moved on... Sad times... :P
    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    She really doesn't live up to her username, does she?
    Still, well done! :)

    Fairies are nice? My niceness was all sarcastic? ;)


  • #59
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    I never got to accept my half award :(


  • #60
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Of course he already knew that, because he could see the polls!

    EDIT: ACCEPT it now Fad!


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  • #61
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    *Holds down KinfeWRENCH*
    Calm down knifey, maybe next year eh?


  • #62
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    And the next award.....

    We may get annoyed at them sometimes, get frustrated, get a yellow card, run away from the forum in a huff, vowing to never come back, only to come crawling back days later.....

    ..but deep down inside we know they're here to help, and they're necessary. So this is where we show our appreciation.


    The Best Mod Award

    the nominees are:

    KnifeWRENCH
    Piste
    Insect Overlord




    It feels pointless announcing this since they already know, but.....

    ..the winner is.....





    Insect Overlord!!!!

    Best-Mod.jpg

    BOO!!!!
    fans-booing.jpg

    (I'm not bitter, I swear! :pac:)

    EDIT: *flings Jako8 to other side of the room*


  • #63
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    BOO!!!!


    (I'm not bitter, I swear! :pac:)

    EDIT: *flings Jako8 to other side of the room*
    *shakes head with smug smile* Some people are just sore losers...


  • #64
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    BOO!!!!
    fans-booing.jpg

    (I'm not bitter, I swear! :pac:)

    EDIT: *flings Jako8 to other side of the room*

    I voted for you :o


  • #65
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    I voted for Piste! This is a scam!


  • #66
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Jay P wrote: »
    I voted for you :o

    Lesson: One vote (well yours) doesn't make a difference. :pac:


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  • #67
    SarcasticFairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    Also, y'know, congrats to the poet man! :)


  • #68
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I voted for Piste! This is a scam!

    All the mods are cool though :P
    Hardest choice for me tbh.


  • #69
    Arcade Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    well done insect!!


  • #70
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    jumpguy wrote: »
    *shakes head with smug smile* Some people are just sore losers...

    Something tells me you won't be so smug when the "Best jumpguy" result is announced. :p

    In all fairness, Insect Overlord did more work than anyone when it came for campaigning for the forum to exist; it probably would never have been approved without him. So he definitely deserves it. :)

    (I'm still gonna ban everyone who didn't vote for me, though! :pac:)


  • #71
    syncosised
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I voted for whichever mod is reading my post right now! Yes, you!


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  • #72
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Congrats to everyone who's won so far (and everyone who will win in case I don't post in this thread again :D). SarcasticFairy is indeed lovely (when she's not slagging me mercilessy ;) ) and bythewoods does have rather lovely clothes. I've never been stuck in a lift with phlegms, which is presumably a good thing, I've only seen one of those two threads but am sure they're both fantastic (soundtrack to your angst = new music haven :) ) and Insect Overlord owes me cake, so I'm going to be nice and say he deserves the award until I get my cake. Did I forget anyone? :P


  • #73
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    Something tells me you won't be so smug when the "Best jumguy" result is announced. :p
    Yeah, I'll be shocked, especially since my username is "jumpguy" and you quite clearly spelt it incorrectly in the quoted post, KnifeWRENCH. You are stupid and constantly abuse your mod powers. All reject KnifeWRENCH and his heinous regime. Sincerely, the best thing to happen to boards..That little unauthorised edit of yours (which I rectified) is why you didn't win best mod. :P


  • #74
    SarcasticFairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Congrats to everyone who's won so far (and everyone who will win in case I don't post in this thread again :D). SarcasticFairy is indeed lovely (when she's not slagging me mercilessy ;) ) and bythewoods does have rather lovely clothes. I've never been stuck in a lift with phlegms, which is presumably a good thing, I've only seen one of those two threads but am sure they're both fantastic (soundtrack to your angst = new music haven :) ) and Insect Overlord owes me cake, so I'm going to be nice and say he deserves the award until I get my cake. Did I forget anyone? :P

    I mean it with love *nods*

    And also because it is true.... :pac:


  • #75
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    SarcasticFairy wrote: »
    I mean it with love *nods*

    And also because it is true.... :pac:

    Oh such lies! Such awful, awful lies.. :P

    <3


  • #76
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    ...the next award...

    The Best Taste in Music Award

    The nominees are:

    Arcade Panda
    Mushy
    Bobalicious93
    Jako8
    A Neurotic
    deise_girl
    bythewoods
    Jesus Juice
    Fad
    Craguls
    Jay P




    ....And the Winner is........




    A Neurotic!!!

    Best-Taste-in-Music.jpg


  • #77
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!


  • #78
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    I question the populace of this forum when he comes out with statements along the lines of "I dont know why I should be ashamed of listening to pop music......."


  • #79
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    syncosised wrote: »
    I voted for whichever mod is reading my post right now! Yes, you!

    That'll be me then :pac:

    I've known the result of this one for a while now, so I should really have a speech prepared...
    The results of the poll were ridiculously close. There was only one vote in it at the end. It was clear that people were having a tough time picking one of the three of us. It would've been much fairer to give the award to the three of us to share.
    I'm delighted to have such a great pair of hard-working mods training me in to my first post :)


  • #80
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Hurrah! He has awesome taste in music! \o/

    (I say this because we have super compatible taste on last.fm :D So I'd have been happy if anyone I'm friends with on that had won.. )


  • #81
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Grats, A Neurotic, he even left out the underscore for you


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  • #82
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Dam! That was the one I could have won! :P


  • #83
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    That'll be me then :pac:

    I've known the result of this one for a while now, so I should really have a speech prepared...
    The results of the poll were ridiculously close. There was only one vote in it at the end. It was clear that people were having a tough time picking one of the three of us. It would've been much fairer to give the award to the three of us to share.
    I'm delighted to have such a great pair of hard-working mods training me in to my first and last post :)
    FYP ;)


  • #84
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    ...the next award...

    The Best Taste in Music Award

    ....And the Winner is........
    A Neurotic!!!

    Totes deserved. TOTES.:D


  • #85
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Grats, A Neurotic, he even left out the underscore for you
    Yes I he sure did!


  • #86
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    In a shocking move, someone I nominated/voted for actually won! :eek: Well done A Neurotic!
    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    That'll be me then :pac:

    I've known the result of this one for a while now, so I should really have a speech prepared...
    The results of the poll were ridiculously close. There was only one vote in it at the end. It was clear that people were having a tough time picking one of the three of us. It would've been much fairer to give the award to the three of us to share.
    I'm delighted to have such a great pair of hard-working mods training me in to my first post :)
    Aw, that's nice.
    I still hate you though..... :pac:


  • #87
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    I have popcorn now :D How many more awards left?


  • #88
    syncosised
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I also have popcorn. I burnt the first bag, but this one's just perfect. Awards and darts, excellent stuff!


  • #89
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    syncosised wrote: »
    I also have popcorn. I burnt the first bag, but this one's just perfect. Awards and darts, excellent stuff!

    ARE YOU ME? :eek:


    Taylor did so well to take that first leg on Webster's throw <.<


  • #90
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    New page!


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  • #91
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And now we're moving into the biggies. Our next award is....


    The Funniest Poster Award

    The nominees:

    phlegms
    Pygmalion
    electro~bitch
    D4RK ONION
    A Neurotic
    jumpguy
    Fad
    bythewoods




    and the winner is....


    D4RK ONION!!!!


    Funniest-Poster.jpg

    Congratulations! Now say something funny.


  • #92
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    Insect Poethead- Once stole a chocolate button from me. You thought you were great, but look at me now!

    Syncosised- You thought you were fantastic when you won the poker last night, and all my money to boot, but NOW who has all the winnings? ME that's who!

    Piste- I once asked Piste if she's like to marry me, but she laughed in my face. NOW, NOW who's laughing? ME that's who?

    Fad- Fad once asked me to find him a girlfriend, and/or life. It turns out it was all a careful ruse to destory my self esteem. BUT NOW who has the shattered self esteem?!

    KnifeWRENCH- One day I was walking down the hall, when suddenly I was abducted and brutally beaten. Of course, no one was ever found guilty, but tonight KnifeWRENCH has showed everyone his true jealous colours. I'm on to your game Knife-ey.

    Deise_Monster- These two girls once called me professor fluffybottom, and then ran outside to play some ancient game nobody likes any more before I could think of a comeback. NOW WHO's laughing?

    In summary, I ROCK! Thanks


  • #93
    syncosised
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    "And now we move on to liars ... "


  • #94
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p


  • #95
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Also gg D-Fork, well deserved


  • #96
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaay :D
    well done ONION!
    Loved the speech too!


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  • #97
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    I think you're funny.. Was I wrong? I HATE being wrong. ;_;

    'grats to D4RK ONION! :) Award for best speech too, surely!


  • #98
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p
    Oh how ugly your jealous side is :p


  • #99
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    .....
    [Moe]He's right. He ain't much on speeches[/Moe]
    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    That is an EPIC burn right there! :D:D
    WIN


  • #100
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Found it, phlegms and Bobalicious are my new best friends btw.


  • #101
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    *drunkenly stumbles through the door, looks around bemused, grabs a nearby bottle of Miller and plumps down on a seat*


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