Favorite Type of Tractor

itsallaboutheL · 01-01-2010 07:27PM #1

IMO you couldn't bate a 35x with a stick...

and any one that thinks that's a strength of Salvia is a Townie and can GTFO!!

ColmDawson · 01-01-2010 07:29PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

A Massey is classy, but a Zetor is bether.

The Saint · 01-01-2010 07:30PM

I find for comfort you can't beat the Chirotractor. Great on the back. Tis yer only man.

jd007 · 01-01-2010 07:32PM

New Holland (it's really a ball of **** fiat sshh!)

John Deere ftw!

stovelid · 01-01-2010 07:35PM

The beams are handy during galactic chases.

Captain Darling · 01-01-2010 07:37PM

No Zetor.

Poll fail.

Aodan83 · 01-01-2010 07:37PM

New Holland (it's really a ball of **** fiat sshh!)

ColmDawson wrote: »

A Massey is classy, but a Zetor is bether.

Ah now, Zetor are a decent tractor, but they're no Massey. Of cousrse, if it's a small, cheap tractor you're looking for, Komatsu are your man. I'm telling ya now, for the price ye'd pay for one of 'em your gettin a fair ould tractor. Personal choice has to be the John Deere though. Sheer class there like.

itsallaboutheL · 01-01-2010 07:38PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

Captain Darling wrote: »

No Zetor.

Poll fail.

Zetors are Tractor Fail....

All true culchies know this

GTFO Townie

Plowman · 01-01-2010 07:38PM

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itsallaboutheL · 01-01-2010 07:40PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

Aodan83 wrote: »

Ah now, Zetor are a decent tractor, but they're no Massey. Of cousrse, if it's a small, cheap tractor you're looking for, Komatsu are your man. I'm telling ya now, for the price ye'd pay for one of 'em your gettin a fair ould tractor.

Sure havn't they the Perkins engine and all?

You wouldn't be goin far wrong like..

itsallaboutheL · 01-01-2010 07:41PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

Plowman wrote: »

Where's the Toyota Prius option?

*Loads The Double Barrel*

Get outa my field

glaston · 01-01-2010 07:42PM

Confucius say: The Massey is classy but the Zetor is better:pac:

Beasty · 01-01-2010 07:43PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

Fordson (shows my age, I know, but then again I can remember seeing Binders and Threshers on the farm)

tricky D · 01-01-2010 07:45PM

It's a thractor. (I've true Kiltimagh blood, I does)

Lamborghini ftw

Agricola · 01-01-2010 07:46PM

Agri Jaguar........

Ive an aul International 574. Got a hydraulic loader for her there last year. Hure to start in the frost. Compression is ****e on em. Day-cent tractor other that that.

The Pontiac · 01-01-2010 07:47PM

No Landini fans?

Joe Cool · 01-01-2010 07:49PM

As a young boy, I was completely obsessed with tractors. I had pictures of tractors all over my bedroom walls; I had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. I ate, drank and slept tractors. On my 17th birthday I was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.

My excitement was incredible as I told my family and friends. The great day came and I went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when I was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking my leg and fracturing my skull.

I was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and I could get lost!

You can imagine I was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from my life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, I went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it I saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

I asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, I looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. I then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. I went back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sat down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem" I said

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Diabhal Beag · 01-01-2010 07:51PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

I've been driving Ferguson's since I was a wee scut. Far superior to the Ford or the Renault(LOL Renualt drivers).

Aodan83 · 01-01-2010 07:58PM

New Holland (it's really a ball of **** fiat sshh!)

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

I've been driving Ferguson's since I was a wee scut. Far superior to the Ford or the Renault(LOL Renualt drivers).

Jesus, Renault! Sure they can't even make a decent car, never mind a tractor.

The Saint · 01-01-2010 08:15PM

This one. Imagine the chicks you could pull at the mart with that baby. Oh yeah.

RMD · 01-01-2010 08:18PM

Agri Jaguar........

Mods, look at what you're doing to AH.

Feckin tractor topics!

pickarooney · 01-01-2010 08:41PM

Renault (for frog farmers)

Yankee spelling in thread title makes my slurry-sense tingle.

IvySlayer · 01-01-2010 08:41PM

Massy 365.

A fine machine

itsallaboutheL · 01-01-2010 08:47PM

John Deere For the Green ****ers

pickarooney wrote: »

Yankee spelling in thread title makes my slurry-sense tingle.

It was just so the Townies could understand, i think you'll find that once you've opened the thread it does in fact revert to d' good auld "favourite"!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 01-01-2010 08:58PM

Would ya shhhtop, buy a massey and she'll fall to the chassey!

Buy a zetor and you'll live to regret her!

Keep her Case and keep her country!

jd007 · 01-01-2010 08:58PM

New Holland (it's really a ball of **** fiat sshh!)

Joe Cool wrote: »

As a young boy, I was completely obsessed with tractors. I had pictures of tractors all over my bedroom walls; I had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. I ate, drank and slept tractors. On my 17th birthday I was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.

My excitement was incredible as I told my family and friends. The great day came and I went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when I was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking my leg and fracturing my skull.

I was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and I could get lost!

You can imagine I was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from my life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, I went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it I saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

I asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, I looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. I then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. I went back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sat down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem" I said

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Ah the wonders of copy and paste!

BluesBerry · 01-01-2010 09:00PM

This is my beaut of a thractor had her since I could remember got her in Cavan

01-01-2010 09:04PM

Universal 445

ejmaztec · 01-01-2010 09:09PM

Star Trek Tractor-beam.

/end sh1ttest thread of 2010.

MaybeLogic · 01-01-2010 09:13PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

/end sh1ttest thread of 2010.

Not quite.
You must have missed the slurry thread over in the Culchie Forum.

Joe Cool · 01-01-2010 09:16PM

jd007 wrote: »

Ah the wonders of copy and paste!

Yes. What an age to be alive.

Wasn't just copy & pasting; there was editing involved too, you know.

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