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Favorite Type of Tractor

itsallaboutheL

IMO you couldn't bate a 35x with a stick...

and any one that thinks that's a strength of Salvia is a Townie and can GTFO!!

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ColmDawson

A Massey is classy, but a Zetor is bether.

The Saint

I find for comfort you can't beat the Chirotractor. Great on the back. Tis yer only man.

jd007

John Deere ftw!

stovelid

The beams are handy during galactic chases.

Captain Darling

No Zetor.

Poll fail.

Aodan83

ColmDawson wrote: »

A Massey is classy, but a Zetor is bether.

Ah now, Zetor are a decent tractor, but they're no Massey. Of cousrse, if it's a small, cheap tractor you're looking for, Komatsu are your man. I'm telling ya now, for the price ye'd pay for one of 'em your gettin a fair ould tractor. Personal choice has to be the John Deere though. Sheer class there like.

itsallaboutheL

Captain Darling wrote: »

No Zetor.

Poll fail.

Zetors are Tractor Fail....

All true culchies know this

GTFO Townie

Plowman

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itsallaboutheL

Aodan83 wrote: »

Ah now, Zetor are a decent tractor, but they're no Massey. Of cousrse, if it's a small, cheap tractor you're looking for, Komatsu are your man. I'm telling ya now, for the price ye'd pay for one of 'em your gettin a fair ould tractor.

Sure havn't they the Perkins engine and all?

You wouldn't be goin far wrong like..

itsallaboutheL

Plowman wrote: »

Where's the Toyota Prius option?

*Loads The Double Barrel*

Get outa my field

glaston

Confucius say: The Massey is classy but the Zetor is better:pac:

Beasty

Fordson (shows my age, I know, but then again I can remember seeing Binders and Threshers on the farm)

tricky D

It's a thractor. (I've true Kiltimagh blood, I does)

Lamborghini ftw

Agricola

Ive an aul International 574. Got a hydraulic loader for her there last year. Hure to start in the frost. Compression is ****e on em. Day-cent tractor other that that.

The Pontiac

No Landini fans?

Joe Cool

As a young boy, I was completely obsessed with tractors. I had pictures of tractors all over my bedroom walls; I had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. I ate, drank and slept tractors. On my 17th birthday I was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.

My excitement was incredible as I told my family and friends. The great day came and I went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when I was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking my leg and fracturing my skull.

I was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and I could get lost!

You can imagine I was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from my life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, I went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it I saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

I asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, I looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. I then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. I went back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sat down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem" I said

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Diabhal Beag

I've been driving Ferguson's since I was a wee scut. Far superior to the Ford or the Renault(LOL Renualt drivers).

Aodan83

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

I've been driving Ferguson's since I was a wee scut. Far superior to the Ford or the Renault(LOL Renualt drivers).

Jesus, Renault! Sure they can't even make a decent car, never mind a tractor.

The Saint

This one. Imagine the chicks you could pull at the mart with that baby. Oh yeah.

RMD

Mods, look at what you're doing to AH.

Feckin tractor topics!

pickarooney

Yankee spelling in thread title makes my slurry-sense tingle.

IvySlayer

Massy 365.

A fine machine

itsallaboutheL

pickarooney wrote: »

Yankee spelling in thread title makes my slurry-sense tingle.

It was just so the Townies could understand, i think you'll find that once you've opened the thread it does in fact revert to d' good auld "favourite"!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Would ya shhhtop, buy a massey and she'll fall to the chassey!

Buy a zetor and you'll live to regret her!

Keep her Case and keep her country!

jd007

Joe Cool wrote: »

As a young boy, I was completely obsessed with tractors. I had pictures of tractors all over my bedroom walls; I had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. I ate, drank and slept tractors. On my 17th birthday I was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.

My excitement was incredible as I told my family and friends. The great day came and I went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when I was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking my leg and fracturing my skull.

I was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and I could get lost!

You can imagine I was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from my life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, I went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it I saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

I asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, I looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. I then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. I went back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sat down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem" I said

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Ah the wonders of copy and paste!

BluesBerry

This is my beaut of a thractor had her since I could remember got her in Cavan

[Deleted User]

Universal 445

ejmaztec

Star Trek Tractor-beam.

/end sh1ttest thread of 2010.

MaybeLogic

ejmaztec wrote: »

/end sh1ttest thread of 2010.

Not quite.
You must have missed the slurry thread over in the Culchie Forum.

Joe Cool

jd007 wrote: »

Ah the wonders of copy and paste!

Yes. What an age to be alive.

Wasn't just copy & pasting; there was editing involved too, you know.