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Jizzler Awards 2009 - Nominations

Bobalicious93 · 2009-12-26 03:01:15

Here we go then! Leave your nominations here, and after a couple of days I'll stick up some polls. I'll set a tentative deadline of midday Tuesday to get all the nominations together. Categories: Best Poster - Best Thread - Funniest poster - Best Taste in Music - Best Dressed - Best Mod - Best Beard - Poster you'd least…

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#62 29-12-2009 2:52am
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Fad wrote: »

Mods, can there be a footnote relating to the age of consent in the charter please?

Age of Consent to be asked how you're doing?
I thought you could do that at any age?

Edit: Also hopefully that did come across as a joke and nothing more by the way >.>

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#63 29-12-2009 2:53am
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I don't remember giving my permission for these awards!

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#64 29-12-2009 2:54am
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Pygmalion wrote: »

Edit: Also hopefully that did come across as a joke and nothing more by the way >.>

Joke? I thought it was gravely serious........

People need to take the internet less seriously in general.........:)

You total creep

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#65 29-12-2009 2:55am
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JIZZLORD wrote: »

I don't remember giving my permission for these awards!

Lol, ho thinks it's about him!

Ever heard of jizzler? He's a legend round these parts.

Proof.

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#66 29-12-2009 3:47am
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Hi all! First, thanks for all the nominations, warms my heart it does. Now on to something a little more serious :eek:

Fad wrote: »

I'm probably compelled to vote SarcasticFairy for everything.......

I'll get back to this thread.

First of all, let me start by saying I Fad, and this is not an attack on him, but a word on the idea of this post. Obviously this was a joke, but there's an element of truth here too.
When voting begins, in order to make this slightly more interesting, I'm asking all of you to try not to vote for people, simply because they are your real life/boardsie friends. We have some fantastic posters here who are just names on the internet, and it would be uncool and unfair if they were left out because they don't know any of us in real life.
That said these are only a bit of fun, and I'm a tool, so don't listen to me if you don't want to!

So in one felled swoop of irony, I begin my nominations

Best Poster - Jay P (Yeah yeah, so shoot me, but he warms my heart the little rascal)
Best Thread - 90s Babies (started by Arcade Panda was it?)
Funniest poster - Fad (he spilled IODINE on his hand! OLolOLol!(seriously though, he's always insulting me, I love it!))
Best Taste in Music - Bobbyboy (bobaliciousninetysomething)
Best Dressed - Jumpguy (hell I dunno, he seems like the slick kind)
Best Mod - Piste (Because I'm almost certain she's the one who deals with all the spam crap and I hate that part of being a mod. If I'm wrong correct me)
Best Beard - I'm going to go mad here and say Insect poetlord when he's growing it
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Deise girl, (she'd be screaming things at me in pink! :P)
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - eVeNtInE (always has a kind word for people)
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Soccymonster, Bythewoods and D girl, Arcade Panda and all the other broads for putting up with the overwhelming amount of males in this forum!

If your name is not in the above list it's because you were too cool for an award anyway, don't listen to them!

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#67 29-12-2009 3:56am
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D4RK ONION wrote: »

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Soccymonster, Bythewoods and D girl, for putting up with the overwhelming amount of males in this forum!

I'm a girl too.

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#68 29-12-2009 3:57am
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I know, but I nominated you for a good award, all on your own! There's also bythewoods and Aisling afterall. Poor yokes

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#69 29-12-2009 3:57am
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Arcade Panda wrote: »

I'm a girl too.

So is norwegianwood. Remember ONION, all the woods!!!

Dude your gonna be pissed off you nominated me for best dressed. I consider jeans and a shirt the pinnacle of "dressed".

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#70 29-12-2009 4:00am
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jumpguy wrote: »

So is norwegianwood. Remember ONION, all the woods!!!

Dude your gonna be pissed off you nominated me for best dressed. I consider jeans and a shirt the pinnacle of "dressed".

I know, I know! GAWD, I'm regretting my good gesture lifetime one already!

Also, you mean, this isn't you?!

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#71 29-12-2009 4:01am
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D4RK ONION wrote: »

I know, but I nominated you for a good award, all on your own!

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#72 29-12-2009 4:02am
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Look I fixed it you meanies
*runs out of forum crying like a baby*

I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
:P

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#73 29-12-2009 4:07am
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D4RK ONION wrote: »

I know, I know! GAWD, I'm regretting my good gesture lifetime one already!

Also, you mean, this isn't you?!

Yeah, that's me in winter wear though, not going out wear! :pac:

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Look I fixed it you meanies
*runs out of forum crying like a baby*

I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
:P

:eek: NOOOOOO THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, HOW COULD IT HAPPEN NOW?!?!

:P

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#74 29-12-2009 5:46am
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Feel free to re-cast your votes :cool:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63690177&postcount=44

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#75 29-12-2009 5:47am
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In response to Insect File's lastest pic:
I would SO win the best dressed award if I put up a pic of me in my awesome Pacman hoodie.

Seriously, it's awesome.

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#76 29-12-2009 1:25pm
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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Feel free to re-cast your votes :cool:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63690177&postcount=44

Best Dressed? You mean best beard. Look at that thing!

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#77 29-12-2009 3:40pm
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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Feel free to re-cast your votes :cool:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63690177&postcount=44

Pah, your top button is open and your tie isn't even properly tied!

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#78 29-12-2009 4:54pm
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If I win best beard.... I won't know what to feel

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#79 29-12-2009 5:09pm
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soccymonster wrote: »

If I win best beard.... I won't know what to feel

Everyone vote for soccy!!!:P

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#80 29-12-2009 5:57pm
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soccy for best beard

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#81 29-12-2009 6:03pm
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Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.

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#82 29-12-2009 6:07pm
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Thanks for the nomination for best dressed

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#83 29-12-2009 6:15pm
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DancingQueen:) wrote: »

Thanks for the nomination for best dressed

lol!

phlegms wrote: »

Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.

+1 to that.

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#84 29-12-2009 6:34pm
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phlegms wrote: »

Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.

+1

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#85 29-12-2009 6:57pm
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Question, Wheres the baffling idiocy award??!

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#86 30-12-2009 6:53pm
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You were the only nominee!

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#87 30-12-2009 7:07pm
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Oh, so is that an official award? Aw, that's nice, kinda mean, but nice

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#88 30-12-2009 7:14pm
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And yet amazingly, you've managed to challenge yourself for your own award with this post

So you're doubly guaranteed a win! :P

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