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Jizzler Awards 2009 - Nominations

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    Fad wrote: »
    Mods, can there be a footnote relating to the age of consent in the charter please?

    Age of Consent to be asked how you're doing?
    I thought you could do that at any age? :confused::confused:

    Edit: Also hopefully that did come across as a joke and nothing more by the way >.>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,579 ✭✭✭ JIZZLORD


    I don't remember giving my permission for these awards!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 Fad


    Pygmalion wrote: »

    Edit: Also hopefully that did come across as a joke and nothing more by the way >.>

    Joke? I thought it was gravely serious........

    People need to take the internet less seriously in general.........:)

    You total creep


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭ Jay P


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    I don't remember giving my permission for these awards!

    Lol, ho thinks it's about him!


    Ever heard of jizzler? He's a legend round these parts.

    Proof.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Hi all! First, thanks for all the nominations, warms my heart it does. Now on to something a little more serious :eek:
    Fad wrote: »
    I'm probably compelled to vote SarcasticFairy for everything.......

    I'll get back to this thread. :)
    First of all, let me start by saying I <3 Fad, and this is not an attack on him, but a word on the idea of this post. Obviously this was a joke, but there's an element of truth here too.
    When voting begins, in order to make this slightly more interesting, I'm asking all of you to try not to vote for people, simply because they are your real life/boardsie friends. We have some fantastic posters here who are just names on the internet, and it would be uncool and unfair if they were left out because they don't know any of us in real life.
    That said these are only a bit of fun, and I'm a tool, so don't listen to me if you don't want to!

    So in one felled swoop of irony, I begin my nominations

    Best Poster - Jay P (Yeah yeah, so shoot me, but he warms my heart the little rascal)
    Best Thread - 90s Babies (started by Arcade Panda was it?)
    Funniest poster - Fad (he spilled IODINE on his hand! OLolOLol!(seriously though, he's always insulting me, I love it!))
    Best Taste in Music - Bobbyboy (bobaliciousninetysomething)
    Best Dressed - Jumpguy (hell I dunno, he seems like the slick kind)
    Best Mod - Piste (Because I'm almost certain she's the one who deals with all the spam crap and I hate that part of being a mod. If I'm wrong correct me)
    Best Beard - I'm going to go mad here and say Insect poetlord when he's growing it
    Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Deise girl, (she'd be screaming things at me in pink! :P)
    The Niceguy award for nicest poster - eVeNtInE (always has a kind word for people)
    The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Soccymonster, Bythewoods and D girl, Arcade Panda and all the other broads for putting up with the overwhelming amount of males in this forum!

    If your name is not in the above list it's because you were too cool for an award anyway, don't listen to them!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 Arcade Panda


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Soccymonster, Bythewoods and D girl, for putting up with the overwhelming amount of males in this forum!

    I'm a girl too.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    I know, but I nominated you for a good award, all on your own! There's also bythewoods and Aisling afterall. Poor yokes


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    I'm a girl too.
    So is norwegianwood. Remember ONION, all the woods!!!

    Dude your gonna be pissed off you nominated me for best dressed. I consider jeans and a shirt the pinnacle of "dressed".


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    jumpguy wrote: »
    So is norwegianwood. Remember ONION, all the woods!!!

    Dude your gonna be pissed off you nominated me for best dressed. I consider jeans and a shirt the pinnacle of "dressed".
    I know, I know! GAWD, I'm regretting my good gesture lifetime one already!

    Also, you mean, this isn't you?!

    South_Park_3_-_Cartman.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 Arcade Panda


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I know, but I nominated you for a good award, all on your own!

    :)


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  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Look I fixed it you meanies
    *runs out of forum crying like a baby*

    I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
    :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I know, I know! GAWD, I'm regretting my good gesture lifetime one already!

    Also, you mean, this isn't you?!

    South_Park_3_-_Cartman.gif
    Yeah, that's me in winter wear though, not going out wear! :pac:
    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Look I fixed it you meanies
    *runs out of forum crying like a baby*

    I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
    :P
    :eek: NOOOOOO THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, HOW COULD IT HAPPEN NOW?!?! :(

    :P


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,746 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Insect Overlord




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    In response to Insect File's lastest pic:
    I would SO win the best dressed award if I put up a pic of me in my awesome Pacman hoodie.

    Seriously, it's awesome.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    Best Dressed? You mean best beard. Look at that thing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭ Jay P



    Pah, your top button is open and your tie isn't even properly tied!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    If I win best beard.... I won't know what to feel :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,314 ✭✭✭ Jackobyte


    If I win best beard.... I won't know what to feel :confused:
    Everyone vote for soccy!!!:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭ knockane_ali09


    soccy for best beard :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 phlegms


    Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭ DancingQueen:)


    Thanks for the nomination for best dressed :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    Thanks for the nomination for best dressed :D

    lol! :D
    phlegms wrote: »
    Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.

    +1 to that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,314 ✭✭✭ Jackobyte


    phlegms wrote: »
    Fair play for putting in all the effort bobba.
    +1


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    Question, Wheres the baffling idiocy award??! :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    You were the only nominee! :p

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    Oh, so is that an official award? Aw, that's nice, kinda mean, but nice :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    And yet amazingly, you've managed to challenge yourself for your own award with this post

    So you're doubly guaranteed a win! :P


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