Jizzler Awards 2009 - Nominations

Bobalicious93

Here we go then! Leave your nominations here, and after a couple of days I'll stick up some polls. I'll set a tentative deadline of midday Tuesday to get all the nominations together.

Categories:

Best Poster -
Best Thread -
Funniest poster -
Best Taste in Music -
Best Dressed -
Best Mod -
Best Beard -
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with -
The Niceguy award for nicest poster -
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H -

It's not the end of the world of course if you leave blanks, but it makes it that bit easier when it comes to the polls if there are plenty of nominations for each award.

Get those thinking caps on! I'll have a think about mine and put them up tomorrow.

bythewoods

I'm distraught there's no "Should be a couple" award tbh...

jumpguy

bythewoods wrote: »

I'm distraught there's no "Should be a couple" award tbh...

And "best jumpguy"...

Insect Overlord

I'm not going to win it, but I am eligible for the Best Beard contest. Y'know, just in case ye were wondering... :P

I'll think through my nominations properly and post them some time in the next few days.

eVeNtInE

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reggiethefirst

I don't post here often, but my beard is much awesomer than Pygmalion's.

Sorry Paul.

Pygmalion

reggiethefirst wrote: »

I don't post here often, but my beard is much awesomer than Pygmalion's.

Sorry Paul.

It was much better, and then you shaved it off.
Unless it grew back entirely in the last week you need to stop living in denial.

(Of course, if it actually DID grow back entirely in a week I concede defeat)

Edit: I realised when I went to vote for people that I actually pay no attention to who says what for the most part (unless I actually know them), so I have no idea who is good or bad here.
I'll vote Yaaaah for best thread though

ironictoaster

I don't post here enough, but I read it an awful lot.

Best Poster - Fad

Best Thread - The Den

Funniest poster - A Neurotic

Best Taste in Music - bythewoods, she likes delorentos!

Best Dressed - phlegms - Ballin' with Mr. T :pac:

Best Mod - Insect Overlord

Best Beard - Pygmalion - A fine beard, RIP.

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Jammydodger

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - bythewoods, simply just for that cake in a cup recipe!

Ginja Ninja

Best thread: C&H sex discussion thread [not because I started it or anything........*cough]

Best Mod: KnifeWRENCH,for sheer utility and danger

Best taste in Music Fad ,Enter Shikari FTW

Best poster: Probably the next person to reply after me

soccymonster

Categories:

Best Poster - Jay P probably

Best Thread - the den is preety cool..

Funniest poster - D4RK ONION, some of his posts have me in stitches :pac:

Best Taste in Music - deise_girl as her taste in music is one of the only people here in anyways similar to me, although no-one likes Paramore :cool:

Best Dressed - dancing queen as she wears GAA hoodies too :cool:

Best Beard - poet man, although i really dont have a clue .

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - phlegms or Bobalicious :pac:

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Aww jackobyte or jako8!

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - knifeWRENCH?? I dont get this question.

Best Jumpguy : Jumpguy

A Neurotic

Best Poster - Fad

Best Thread - If the Drunk Thread had been allowed to go ahead, I know it would have been quality... I think the "Know Your" thread has set the place slightly buzzing of late, so I'll go with that.

Funniest poster - bythewoods

Best Taste in Music - Arcade Panda

Best Dressed - Craguls

Best Mod - KnifeWrench!!

Best Beard - Pygmalion, who else?

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - jizzler

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - SarcasticFairy

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - A mod I suppose... KnifeWrench again, why not.

Should be a couple - Craguls + phlegms

norwegianwood

Best Poster - Eh, I can't really pick one person, everyone brings their own brand of lunacy to the forum.

Best Thread -The Aaaaaaargggghhh thread

Funniest poster - Fad

Best Taste in Music - A Neurotic

Best Dressed - This is a stupid one tbh

Best Mod - Insect Overlord

Best Beard -Pygmalion

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Bobalicious93

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Soccymonster because she seems to be the most cheerful person here.

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H-Em......I'll go with KnifeWRENCH sure.

Craguls

Categories:

Best Poster - Fad
Best Thread - Soundtrack to Your Angst
Funniest poster - Bythewoods
Best Taste in Music - A_Neurotic
Best Dressed - Bythewoods
Best Mod - Insecty
Best Beard - Unnecessary at this stage
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Phelgms :rolleyes:
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Sarcastic Fairy
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Cautioner (RIP)

Should be a couple:: Fad and A_Neurotic (Two can play at this game Liam!)

Arcade Panda

Best Poster - ? I honestly can't pick one!

Best Thread - by a mile...Soundtrack to your Angst

Funniest poster - I couldn't think of one until I read the den from last night...bythewoods

Best Taste in Music - A Neurotic:)

Best Dressed - ?!

Best Mod - Insect.. your the one who's mostly here! Don't think I've forgiven you for closing the drunk thread though, it could have been beautiful.

Best Beard - Toughy... but I'll go with Pygmalion.

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Bobalicious93/ Jackobyte/ Jay P... for helping a gal in her time of need music wise;)

Lifetime Achievement Award - Onion...where ever he may be.

Edit: Award for outstanding achievement in one post: jak08 for the awesome nature song and jay p for clair de lune

Fad

I'm probably compelled to vote SarcasticFairy for everything.......

I'll get back to this thread.

KnifeWRENCH

Best Poster - Fad for being seemingly omnipresent.

Best Thread - 90's babies - reminded me how awesome kids TV was back then compared to the crap kids watch now..

Funniest poster - she hasn't been here much recently, but electro~bitch is one funny mofo

Best Taste in Music - A Neurotic

Best Dressed - Um....bythewoods? I really don't know.

Best Mod - Anyone but me!

Best Beard - Pygmalion obviously.

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - jizzler, of course!

The Niceguy award for nicest poster - That Onion sham!

The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Insect Overlord, for the amount of campaigning he did for setting up the forum, he definitely deserves this.

Should be a couple - Hmm....it's a tossup between Onion and Insect or A Neurotic and Fad. The bromance is strong:

SarcasticFairy

Best Poster - Fad
Best Thread - I never really really post in it, but I do read/listen to it, so Soundtrack To Your Angst
Funniest poster - A_Neurotic
Best Taste in Music - A_Neurotic
Best Dressed - Eh.. Bythewoods!
Best Mod - KnifeWRENCH
Best Beard - Pygmalion
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Fad, obviously.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - almostnever
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Insect Overlord
Should be a couple - Craguls and phlegms :P

Jay P

Best Poster - Fad. A runaway victory I think....
Best Thread - Share someting you like/find interesting
Funniest poster - A Neurotic
Best Taste in Music - jako8
Best Dressed - After careful consultation of the know your blah blah thread, I'm gonna nominate Aisling, just because she's wearing a big fancy dress!
Best Mod - Insectoid
Best Beard - Do I even need to answer this one?!
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - I love everyone
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - KnifeWrench
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - I'm not answering this because C+H is oly open for a year!
Should be a couple - Onion and Insect! Even though Onion is no longer with us....

reggiethefirst

Pygmalion wrote: »

It was much better, and then you shaved it off.
Unless it grew back entirely in the last week you need to stop living in denial.

(Of course, if it actually DID grow back entirely in a week I concede defeat)

Edit: I realised when I went to vote for people that I actually pay no attention to who says what for the most part (unless I actually know them), so I have no idea who is good or bad here.
I'll vote Yaaaah for best thread though

I started t grow it back, then shaved again. So I vote for this man for best beard.

phlegms

Best Poster - A Neurotic
Best Thread - Soundtrack to your angst
Funniest poster - Pygmalion
Best Taste in Music - Jesus Juice
Best Dressed - Phlegms?
Best Mod - Insect overghey
Best Beard - bythewoods
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Fad (only cos he doesn't know the difference between good and bad touch..)
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Dork Bunion
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Insect Overlord
Should be a couple- Craguls and phlegms

Bobalicious93

Best Poster - Phlegms
Best Thread - The Den
Funniest poster - Pygmalion
Best Taste in Music - Mushy
Best Dressed - Overlord (I want one of those hats)
Best Mod - Buggy again
Best Beard - banjopaul
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Soccy
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Arcade Panda
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Arcade Panda
Should be a couple - Jako8 and Aisling (see here :pac:)

jumpguy

Best Poster - D4RK ONION
Best Thread - Arrrrghhhhhhh (or yaaaaah, but nominate arghhhh)
Funniest poster - A_Neurotic
Best Taste in Music - Arcade Panda ( )
Best Dressed - bythewoods
Best Mod - Insect Overlord (An File)
Best Beard - Pygmalion
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Pygmalion (I would not be able to stop staring in awe at his awesome beard)
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Soccymonster
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - D4RK ONION
Should be a couple - Craguls and Phlegms

Jako8

Best Poster - Jay P
Best Thread - Hmm... 90s babies or Sountrack to your angst? I'll go with the former
Funniest poster - Phlegms and the Onion
Best Taste in Music -Jay P, Bobalicious and Mushy
Best Dressed - Insect man
Best Mod - KnifeWRENCH!! (scrubs ftw)
Best Beard - Banjopaul!!!!
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - I'd love to be stuck in a lift with all of ye
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Bobalicious (for this and because he's a nice guy of course)
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Insect Overlord

Also, for the couple thing I vote vote from The Insect man and D4RK ONION. It brings a tear to my eye when I see their casual banter which has undertones of bro-love.

soccymonster

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Soccy

dude, you dont really mean that. I know I may come across as a little irritating at times but like still ..

I forgot best couple : poet man and D4RK ONION - cant beat that kinda love!

Piste

Fad wrote: »

I'm probably compelled to vote SarcasticFairy for everything.......

I'll get back to this thread.

Even "person you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with"

Fad

Best Poster - (Cant vote for myself ) A_Neurotic
Best Thread - Soundtrack to your Angst
Funniest poster - A Neurotic
Best Taste in Music - Craguls or Bythewoods
Best Dressed - Bythewoods (Not A_Neurotic's persistent green checked shirtedness :P)
Best Mod - The omnipresent pedo-joke removing Piste
Best Beard - Soccymonster
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Jumpguy*
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Sarcastic Fairy
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - Poet Man
Should be a couple -Craguls and Phlegms (Or me and Liam...)


*A joke!

soccymonster

Fad wrote: »

Best Beard - Soccymonster
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Jumpguy*

*A joke!

Funny how there's a star beside Jumpguy yet I don't have a star beside my name, eh Fad? *cough*

Jackobyte

Best Poster - Arcade Panda (for all her epic threads!)
Best Thread - The Den (even though I tend to go off-topic in the other threads anyway:P)
Funniest poster - jumpguy
Best Taste in Music - ??? (don't hang 'round Soundtrack to you Angst much)
Best Dressed - Jay P (cool jumper!)
Best Mod - An File (not Insect Overlord!:P)
Best Beard - banjopaul
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Fad (iodine is smelly)
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - soccymonster
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - bythewoods (for introducing us to CCC)
Should be a couple - soccymonster and deise_girl (sometimes I think its the same poster with 2 accounts!)

Fad

soccymonster wrote: »

Funny how there's a star beside Jumpguy yet I don't have a star beside my name, eh Fad? *cough*

Because in the Know your C&H'rs thread you posted a picture that clearly has a huge fuzzy beard editted out........ >_>

suitcasepink

Jackobyte wrote: »

- soccymonster and deise_girl (sometimes I think its the same poster with 2 accounts!)

Whats sad is you are certainly not the first to say this! And im sure you wont be the last :pac:

jumpguy

soccymonster wrote: »

Funny how there's a star beside Jumpguy yet I don't have a star beside my name, eh Fad? *cough*

Because we all know Fad would loooove to be stuck in an elevator with me.


In other news, I'm well on my way to being nominated for the best jumpguy.

Fad

jumpguy wrote: »

Because we all know Fad would loooove to be stuck in an elevator with me.

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with >_>

Jackobyte

Fad wrote: »

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with such as the amazing Jackobyte >_>

FYP:P

Fad

Jackobyte wrote: »

FYP:P

The less you know, the better.......

soccymonster

deise_girl wrote: »

Whats sad is you are certainly not the first to say this! And im sure you wont be the last :pac:

i know?? I really don't get it...

phlegms

Is it strange I genuinely want to get the "Should be a couple" award with Craguls? I'm seriously starting to have doubts about my life right now..

jumpguy

Fad wrote: »

There are other posters I'd prefer to be stuck in a lift with >_>

Harsh man, harsh.

Fad

jumpguy wrote: »

Harsh man, harsh.

I feel no need to explain myself......but I'll stop now

Fad

Most baffling display of idiocy- http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63662718&postcount=2915

Pygmalion

soccymonster wrote: »

Funny how there's a star beside Jumpguy yet I don't have a star beside my name, eh Fad? *cough*

because you have the best beard but he was jok9ing about Fad

Craguls

phlegms wrote: »

Is it strange I genuinely want to get the "Should be a couple" award with Craguls? I'm seriously starting to have doubts about my life right now..

Look what you started with your jokes A_Neuortic!

phlegms

Craguls wrote: »

Look what you started with your jokes A_Neuortic!

Suddenly the song "More than a Feeling" sounds very apt..

bythewoods

Here goes...

Categories:

Best Poster - I'm going to give it to Fad. It seems like the right thing to do.
Best Thread - Soundtrack to your angst fo'sho
Funniest poster - Go on Phlegms. Just take it. Take it all. You lovable wee pup.
Best Taste in Music - A_Neurotic I s'pose, although it's a toughie because almostnever deserves some major props too, along with... many others.
Best Dressed - SarcasticFairy
Best Mod - InsectOverlord, because he goes about his job in such a way that he's never banned me for being inappropriate. He's also here the most. But I do love you all.
Best Beard - Pyggy. Dude.
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - Anyone with a Cork accent. I'd resort to mimicking ou and eventually being slapped. KnifeWRENCH springs to mind.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Craguls. YOU ARE SO KIND.
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - D4RK_ONION, dude.

The Should Be A Couple Award? If Aisling & UltimateChin still posted here frequently they would win hands down. Buuuuuuuuuut they don't. SO Craguls & Phlegms it is, because they left stains on my carpet.

banjopaul

Will throw in my opinion despite mostly lurking here!

Best Poster - Fad
Best Thread - The den I'd say
Funniest poster - Bythewoods, wonderfully sarcastic and cynical at times.
Best Taste in Music - No clue, sorry
Best Dressed - Craguls of course, so much Sonic!
Best Mod - Meh
Best Beard - Pymgalion seems to be the only option !
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with - People, confined spaces, nah.
The Niceguy award for nicest poster - Good aul craguls again
The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H - D4RK ONION

Couple - Has to be Craig and Phlegms. Seriously guys you have stuff to work out... :P

Jako8

banjopaul wrote: »

Best Beard - Pymgalion seems to be the only option !

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

banjopaul

Jako8 wrote: »

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

Bit vain though! Plus I'm beardless at the moment so it wouldn't be fair

Bobalicious93

Jako8 wrote: »

You are the other option. You can vote for yourself.

Ahem...I believe I make the rules here :pac:

Plus, I nominated him anyway, so he'll be on the poll regardless

banjopaul

Haha ye actually changed your nominations to me?!
Deadly!

Pygmalion

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Ahem...I believe I make the rules here :pac:

Plus, I nominated him anyway, so he'll be on the poll regardless

Remember that bythewoods, Insecty and you are also in the poll, as is Soccy IIRC.

I think Soccy gets my vote

Fad

Pygmalion wrote: »

I think Soccy gets my vote

Soccy's wins on the style front for me, she obviously put alot of work into her beard........

Jay P

Fad wrote: »

Soccy's wins on the style front for me, she obviously put alot of work into her beard........

And yet she's not proud of it. She pretends it's not even there. I dunno does she deserve a jizzler tbh...